Patreon 11/28 - Night Star's age

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"Looking for an 18-1,050 year old, smoke free, non-alcoholic white girl to share TRUE LOVE and TRUST with."
 
Excuse me, but Equestria is near a place called "Foggy Bottom"? Jesus, I didn't know Equestria was so :islamic:.

Also, is he assigning negative values to fucking calendar dates, or are those supposed to be fractions? I can't tell because of how miraculously bad at math Chris is.
 
Chris' weird lust for the exoticism of Maryland lately is pretty funny. He keeps thinking cwcville is coastal despite it being next to Charlottesville. It's almost as funny as the cwcville hotel that can see to Maryland lol

The really funny thing is that Foggy Bottom is in DC, not Maryland. So he's not even correct in his understanding.
 
Man .. the Che and Ava video is still reference to Nazi communist shite while this latest text wall brain cancer is definitely freshly pulled string on the puppet.
 
Well, more material for the CWCki's Chris and Math page. Always amusing when Chris "I even excelled at math for the love of God" Chandler is shown to be as inept at it as everything else.

He admits he was wrong about something, but then says he's learning better from his pony headmate. One step forward, one leap backward.
 
Why plan for the future and Barb's inevitable demise when you can sit around and make shit up about ponies?

Chris has a plan
Send barb to equistria where due to the slower passage of time she will die hundreds of years from now.
Chris believes in alternative dimensions therefore all multiverses have a Chris who believes in Chris prime, so multiverse co-operation is basically promised and essentially THEY ARE WORKING ON IT. It's bioshock infinite but every character is Chris.
Not saying it's a good plan but it's a plan
 
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Well, more material for the CWCki's Chris and Math page. Always amusing when Chris "I even excelled at math for the love of God" Chandler is shown to be as inept at it as everything else.

If he "Excelled at math" I get this feeling that the highest math he went to in Manchester is Pre-Algebra or something like that!
 
Chris is that bad at mathematics that I wouldn't even trust him to perform the most basic of DIY or woodworking tasks. He should never be given a drill or saw. Thank the gods that Chris only goes as far as building things from Lego (and he can barely do that) and making crude drawings.
 
1 human year = 7 dog years or 30 pony years. Jesus.

I don't know where he's gotten this idea from, but it's hypnotically stupid. I doubt he got this from the pony show itself, but it wouldn't be too far fetched. The show's idea of how time works changes with each writer. When they want to be fanciful, they use "moons" but other times they use years and months. It's dumb and some people waste their time trying to make it work.

All this inconsistency ended up with one old Barb-like looking ancient-ass dusty grandma pony of one of the main characters being one of the founders of a small town, then the next episode celebrates said town's bicentennial, so all the fans freaked out and started questioning how old ponies could get because Applejack's grandma may be 200 years old. (Still looks better than Barb)

This may be why Chris is suddenly thinking in pony years, or I could wrong and just be some autistic fuck on the internet who thought too hard about the reasoning behind a madman and his ponysona. Either way, I laughed at the how serious his statement withdrawal was. Like it was something seriously that affected our everyday lives.

And is no one going to comment about how he claimed he's been busy with "CWCville Official affairs"?
 
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