Patreon 11/28 - Night Star's age

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However, the process works in reverse when it comes to the dimension of the mind, time moving at barely a seventh of its normal speed, which is why Night Star and Chris both have a mental age of 5. Hence the expression "a slow-in-the-mind."
 
Damage Control.
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365 divided by 30 isn't 11.16 but 12.16. I thought it might have just been a typo but he also wrote 11.16 on the page. I didn't try to understand what he was trying to accomplish but whatever it was his maths is shit.

EDIT: This is a bit of a nitpick but he also rounded down instead of up for some reason so the answer is actually 12.17. But Idk I'm no honor roll student.
 
Well, there go my hopes for a story where Chris passes through the portal into Ponyland, giggling with anticipation, only to discover the centuries-old dessicated bones of his pony friends. Words spelt out in already-eroding stones: "YOU CANT GO BACK CHRIS"

Suppose he fucked up in both directions. That way, he'd go to Equestria and see a bunch of pony bones in an abandoned world full of dust storms and death. Then he'd come back and find Barb's skeleton.
 
Or do these ponies literally become thousands of years old?
no

ponies can get pretty granny tier and eventually die, none of the founders of equestria itself have shown up even once in the first two seasons and i severely doubt they appear later. time does apparently pass in equestria because pinkie pie has this shitpiece kid she babysits and i'm pretty sure she gets older.

Is this 30:1 years ratio actually part of MLP's universe or is Chris pulling this piece of completely autistic and pointless trivia out of his ass?
severely doubt it
 
I don't know what I even expect anymore, he totaly lost his mind and nothing he says and does makes no damn sense anymore and is boring to boot.
So why do I even check?
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
 
I don't know what I even expect anymore, he totaly lost his mind and nothing he says and does makes no damn sense anymore and is boring to boot.
So why do I even check?
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
I disagree, the "batshit crazy saga" has made me laugh more than anything else he's done recently (except the rage video we got.) It's a lot better than the gibmedat stuff we were getting before.
 
Chris' weird lust for the exoticism of Maryland lately is pretty funny. He keeps thinking cwcville is coastal despite it being next to Charlottesville. It's almost as funny as the cwcville hotel that can see to Maryland lol


To be real the massive textwalls explaining sonichu lore to me are legit funny to me. There's almost no reason to talk about them and make an already convoluted story more broken than it already is but Chris keeps going anyways lol
 
So nightstar is both canon the same age as the mane six, whilst being older (predating series canon) and the same time younger (interacting as fillys and the rainboom shit) but presumably the same age as Chris prime (who both encountered each other as children) and night star equistria girlsverse.......well okay

That said having parents hundreds of years old would explain night stars tism
 
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I don't know what I even expect anymore, he totaly lost his mind and nothing he says and does makes no damn sense anymore and is boring to boot.
So why do I even check?
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
To see how it ends of course. Also to watch an elderly lady slowly die.
 
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