💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Sinner's Sandwich]

you just stop burning calories

The body is always burning calories. It doesn't stop.

 

[NSA]

The body is always burning calories. It doesn't stop.

It stops burning calories as quickly due to a drop in metabolism

You know what I meant dammit

 

[doubledigitgendergap]

Put an apple in his mouth and roast him.

>implying boogie would ever eat an apple unless it was covered in caramel

 

[LucasSomething]

Confirmed given up:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WO1hXbhExJgAre Games Too Hard?

I have to admit Boogie has a special talent, i've never seen someone who manages to always so late to the party and still add absolutely nothing to the discussion. He just says what everyone already knows, explains both sides and that's it. "I admit when i can't beat a game i get frustrated but when i suceed a challenge i feel good. Games should be acessible but they should also have challenge. Thanks for watching =)"

It's like actively avoids to have any opinion for himself or to any effort into a deeper insight, and somehow manages to drags the video for 12 minutes. Nobody can tell me otherwise, i'm 100% sure everytime he looks sideways he's actually looking at a clock besides that camera, when it hits 10 minutes he thinks "oh shit that's enough rambling, better make a closing statement now".

 

[AnOminous]

>implying boogie would ever eat an apple unless it was covered in caramel

This wouldn't be a decision on his part.

 

[Shugo]

This wouldn't be a decision on his part.

Please, whaling is illegal. Don't get the forum into trouble.

 

[Acrasis]

I have to admit Boogie has a special talent, i've never someone who manages to always so late to the party and still add absolutely nothing to the discussion. He just says what everyone already knows, explains both sides and that's it. "I admit when i can't beat a game i get frustrated but when i suceed a challenge i feel good. Games should be acessible but they should also have challenge. Thanks for watching =)"

It's like actively avoids to have any opinion for himself or to any effort into a deeper insight, and somehow manages to drags the video for 12 minutes. Nobody can tell me otherwise, i'm 100% sure everytime he looks sideways he's actually looking at a clock besides that camera, when it hits 10 minutes he thinks "oh shit that's enough rambling, better make a closing statement now".

If he is looking to a clock, it’s probably to check enough time has passed since his last snack.

 

[AnOminous]

Please, whaling is illegal. Don't get the forum into trouble.

We're weeaboos, so we're basically Japanese. We can do whatever the fuck we want.

 

[eequalsmc2]

It's like actively avoids to have any opinion for himself or to any effort into a deeper insight, and somehow manages to drags the video for 12 minutes. Nobody can tell me otherwise, i'm 100% sure everytime he looks sideways he's actually looking at a clock besides that camera, when it hits 10 minutes he thinks "oh shit that's enough rambling, better make a closing statement now".

You can thank Anita Sarkeesian for that. I think Boogie’s scared of forming any opinion after that mess.

 

[AnOminous]

You can thank Anita Sarkeesian for that. I think Boogie’s scared of forming any opinion after that mess.

Boogie can't form any opinion or anything at all.

The only thing he can form is a repulsively obese body.

Because he's FAT!

 

[doubledigitgendergap]

Boogie can't form any opinion or anything at all.

The only thing he can form is a repulsively obese body.

Because he's FAT!

He's pretty good at forming opinions when it's at someone else's expense; the whole telling his fans his wife is leaving him thing comes to mind

 

[Grog]

Boogie can't form any opinion or anything at all.

The only thing he can form is a repulsively obese body.

Because he's FAT!

He can form mushy shits that stay between his asscheeks because he's unable to wipe himself due to being fat.

Imagine what the crematorium will smell like after he dies at 50 (due to being fat) and his corpse burns the entire place up because he was too fat.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

I have to admit Boogie has a special talent, i've never seen someone who manages to always so late to the party and still add absolutely nothing to the discussion. He just says what everyone already knows, explains both sides and that's it. "I admit when i can't beat a game i get frustrated but when i suceed a challenge i feel good. Games should be acessible but they should also have challenge. Thanks for watching =)"

It's like actively avoids to have any opinion for himself or to any effort into a deeper insight, and somehow manages to drags the video for 12 minutes. Nobody can tell me otherwise, i'm 100% sure everytime he looks sideways he's actually looking at a clock besides that camera, when it hits 10 minutes he thinks "oh shit that's enough rambling, better make a closing statement now".

I mean, have you seen his audience? I honestly cant tell if the dude is a genius or just a savant, because his youtube formula is pretty perfect.

>Make a decently long video that people wont click off of
>drone on about a controversial subject, but be AS SAFE AS POSSIBLE so that no feelings get hurt
>simultaneously agree with both sides, so that everyone thinks you're their friend

Add in the pity money he gets for being a fat fuck and its no wonder why he's so comfortable. Im extremely jealous.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

>implying boogie would ever eat an apple unless it was covered in caramel

Or made of caramel.

 

[AnOminous]

I mean, have you seen his audience? I honestly cant tell if the dude is a genius or just a savant, because his youtube formula is pretty perfect.

>Make a decently long video that people wont click off of
>drone on about a controversial subject, but be AS SAFE AS POSSIBLE so that no feelings get hurt
>simultaneously agree with both sides, so that everyone thinks you're their friend

Add in the pity money he gets for being a fat fuck and its no wonder why he's so comfortable. Im extremely jealous.

It's like he thinks if he agrees with everyone, nobody will notice how fucking fat he is.

 

[diver]

It's like he thinks if he agrees with everyone, nobody will notice how fucking fat he is.

Maybe it's a part of his tactic to look jolly and friendly, so more people like him

 

[Pop]

Maybe it's a part of his tactic to look jolly and friendly, so more people like him

"Maybe"?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Maybe it's a part of his tactic to look jolly and friendly, so more people like him

I think the new beard is part of his end game career plan to replace Santa Claus.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

The final form of Boogie2988:

 

[RodgerDodger]

The final form of Boogie2988:
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In that story wouldn't he be the one getting his head bashed in with a rock?