🐮 Lolcow Matthew Moulton / Onideus Mad Hatter - Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll

[LikeicareKF]

He's right in some ways

Oddguy wrote most of the current events on his article with some small assistance from me

I was never too involved with actually editing the wiki, i have admin there but i only edit stuff im interested in and that's quite irregularly

On ED i run the forum, and along with Zaiger, Uberfukken and our sysadmin manage the site overall




Ignore his ranting though, he is banned because hes a delusional retard, not because of some fanciful notion of him being some kind of token scapegoat


He actually tried to autistically contact the people suing us to take credit for it and therefore in the future try to claim ownership of ED (? lol) and both we and the people suing us told him to fuck off

Are you still mad at me and n0chan (who)for convincing ED to kick you out of their staff and their site?

I'll write that one down under "shit that never happened"

The reason his article was taken down was because it actually made him quite furious, the article was literally the only legacy he had in life and it being taken down caused him to get a bit upset

Started throwing around all types of threats lol

 

[Begemot]

The reason his article was taken down was because it actually made him quite furious, the article was literally the only legacy he had in life and it being taken down caused him to get a bit upset

Started throwing around all types of threats lol

Did he always use the tired edgelord megalomaniac villain shtick?

 

[Matthew Moulton]

I have reached peak boredom as a result of the image server not being up... so I have invented a new smiley/emoticon...

°､ ｡

It accurately conveys my current emotional state towards the lack of functional image server, which is somewhere in between apathy and ennui.

I was so bored I even tried to troll a bunch of stupid weebs on this weebish little weeb board... but then something went horribly wrong...

...that was not meant to be inspirational, that was meant to piss people off. I mean, seriously, how fucked in the head do you gotta be for THAT to be an uplifting pep talk? Somethin seriously wrong with the weeb crowd, like they need to get laid, like I'm not even joking, we need some kind of "fuck a weeb" charity/campaign to try and help these losers out. Like a "pity fuck fundraiser" or something. I am genuinely concerned for their mental states. ಠ_ಠ

The reason his article was taken down was because it actually made him quite furious, the article was literally the only legacy he had in life and it being taken down caused him to get a bit upset

Started throwing around all types of threats lol

Kiddo, you should be grateful that asking for my article to be taken down was the ONLY thing I asked for, because your continued existence was actually on the proverbial chopping block... I decided, at the last second, to say "fuck it" (literally) and didn't pursue that particular request further in those "Infinite Crisis... You" e-mails. And even then only because, well... your fuckups aren't *MY* problem... they're Brian's problem... he gets to deal with you the next time you fuck up... and you WILL fuck up, because that's ~all~ you do, kiddo.

You fucked up so bad your dumbass actually got sued for $10,000 or whatever the Euro equivalent is and YOU LOST! You actually ~lost~ to some deranged, fucked up, screw headed dipshit... that's how retarded you are. You are such a fuckin loser that you actually LOST a lolsuit from some retarded ass kook job!

That's why my article is down, that's why I'm not banned, that's why your crazy shit got deleted out of that thread (you know the posts I'm talkin about), that's why you were told to shut the fuck up... because when *I* get some stupid fuckhead threatening lolsuits...

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Renee_Bracey_Sherman#Taking_Down_ED

Yeah, yeah they back the fuck down in a real hurry, Sunshine. Cause that's the difference between you and I... I scare people... you... you're not even a joke, yer just the fuckin punchline.

PS - And yes, I know, I technically doxxed myself in those PDF files, but only to spite her doofy fuck face lawyer who has a deranged hobby of taking credit for doxxing people. Since I doxxed myself she can't really take credit for it.

 

[LikeicareKF]

Kiddo, yo-COCKSLAP

didn't read

Did he always use the tired edgelord megalomaniac villain shtick?

Only since about the early 2000s. He used to make attempts at making friends until he realised his personality of overbearing depression and continual self-pitying got in the way

 

[Matthew Moulton]

didn't read

Of course you didn't read it, you got your little Reality Distortion Field raised to maximum. You can't risk a reality breach after all, your massive fucking ego just couldn't take it. So no worries there, Captain Lost-a-lolsuit, no one expected you to read it.

Only since about the early 2000s. He used to make attempts at making friends until he realised his personality of overbearing depression and continual self-pitying got in the way

Translation: He takes it SUPER personal that I don't want him as a friend and that I poke fun at him for being a loser.

The fact that he looks up to me and thinks of me as his "senpai" just makes it all that much worse... I mean imagine someone you idolize just suddenly takin a massive dump right all over your ego and laughing in your face... honestly, I can't blame him for hating me so much, but I'm pretty selective when it comes to friends.

...okay, no, that's a complete lie, my friends include like a talking strawberry, a black transsexual "little", some hipster ass whitey shock raper who I guess is mildly famous but I've never even really heard his music and hundreds of other people that aren't even remotely that interesting but I like to think of them as my "rock collection" of sorts. I basically make friends REALLY easily... to the point where I acting like a saltflake is actually a necessity just to keep the number of friends to an absolute minimum.

Some of my friends are more cute than others though... like Sarah, Hayleigh-Anne, Emily, etc. Cuteness is good... I like cute things.

You Likeicare... you are NOTcute.

Srsly Chris you are so UNcute that even OddGuy is more cute than you are...

You should seriously feel SHAME for how UNcute you are.

This is you Chris...

 

[Uncle Warren]

I'll write that one down under "shit that never happened"

You weren't part of n0chan so I am not surprised you don't know what happened.

The reason his article was taken down was because it actually made him quite furious, the article was literally the only legacy he had in life and it being taken down caused him to get a bit upset

Started throwing around all types of threats lol

You all at least have the archive right? Or was that nuked?

By the way Onideus, you're only here because staff need a pinata, I'm pretty sure posting 5 fucking times in a row isn't a very nice idea.

 

[FuckYou]

onidues don't you have a job yet you degenerate waste of taxpayer money

also do you like jack yourself off based on pride generated by shitting out entire novel-length posts on a minutely basis you autistic twat

 

[GS 281]

also do you like jack yourself off based on pride generated by shitting out entire novel-length posts on a minutely basis you autistic twat

I do

 

[Uncle Warren]

I do

I jack off on other people's wall of text to spite them.

 

[Matthew Moulton]

By the way Onideus, you're only here because staff need a pinata, I'm pretty sure posting 5 fucking times in a row isn't a very nice idea.

I'm here because I choose to be here, child... the only reason the staff don't ban me (this account) is because they know what would happen otherwise...

Dealing with ONE of me on ONE account under ONE name is much more manageable than dealing with hundreds of different versions of me using thousands of different IP addies.

This account isn't banned because it wouldn't be convenient for your SANITY otherwise.

 

[Uncle Warren]

I'm here because I choose to be here, child... the only reason the staff don't ban me (this account) is because they know what would happen otherwise...

Dealing with ONE of me on ONE account under ONE name is much more manageable than dealing with hundreds of different versions of me using thousands of different IP addies.

This account isn't banned because it wouldn't be convenient for your SANITY otherwise.

Well that's an interesting post, how come you blanked out some things?

Are you perhaps triggered by what I (and yes that's my post) said?

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

I'm here because I choose to be here, child... the only reason the staff don't ban me (this account) is because they know what would happen otherwise...

Dealing with ONE of me on ONE account under ONE name is much more manageable than dealing with hundreds of different versions of me using thousands of different IP addies.

This account isn't banned because it wouldn't be convenient for your SANITY otherwise.

No you should do that make hundreds of accounts from thousands of IP addresses that would be really cool. Do it now!

 

[Uncle Warren]

No you should do that make hundreds of accounts from thousands of IP addresses that would be really cool. Do it now!

Yea what this guy said.

What are you Matt, a big baby?

 

[LikeicareKF]

You weren't part of n0chan so I am not surprised you don't know what happened.

I dont need to be a part of nochan because i actually know what happened. Unlike you apparently

 

[Uncle Warren]

I dont need to be a part of nochan because i actually know what happened. Unlike you apparently

Yea sure I bet. Don't you have someone else to sperg out at?

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I have reached peak boredom as a result of the image server not being up...

Hey, remember that time you made some furry image-gallery in flash with some tech that would be a big thing and change web browsing in the future blah blah, but you got called a retard because it's fucking flash, no one wants that anywhere near their system and Apple had recently released these "iPhones" and the "iPad" that thank god didn't even support it, but you yourself claimed that no one would use devices like that to use the internet, because they didn't support flash and either way flash would never go away, remember?
You got called a colossal retard many times that day...

 

[LikeicareKF]

Yea sure I bet. Don't you have someone else to sperg out at?

The problem is you're trying to tell some story about how you got someone banned from a site......to the person who banned them

Matt stop using half decade old photos of me mid meth binge

Use this instead

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

@LikeicareKF tell us more stories about @Matthew Moulton getting mad

 

[Uncle Warren]

The problem is you're trying to tell some story about how you got someone banned from a site......to the person who banned them

If it weren't for /cow/ dumping everything including how ED was keeping Onideus around as a sysop because of his donations then you wouldn't be sitting here saying that you banned him.

Now before you start whining about how terrible I am because I have to point out to you ED spergs once again about your many many failures in keeping your site from falling apart completely, I would like to remind you that you're not posting in EDF, and your further whining is only regarded as impotent rage.

You're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.

 

[A Hot Potato]

If it weren't for /cow/ dumping everything including how ED was keeping Onideus around as a sysop because of his donations then you wouldn't be sitting here saying that you banned him.

Now before you start whining about how terrible I am because I have to point out to you ED spergs once again about your many many failures in keeping your site from falling apart completely, I would like to remind you that you're not posting in EDF, and your further whining is only regarded as impotent rage.

You're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.

EDF is gay.