FB 10/14 - Chris still misses Jessica - Update 10/15

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"Cad" is a new one for Chris. I even had to look it up because I assumed he wasn't talking about his shitty community college degree.
 
It's crazy that after a decade of it, he's still willing to believe Jessica or any other "girl" interested in him isn't a troll herself.
Oh come on, Chris was sent Multiple Photos of Jessica not appearing elsewhere Online. And he had known her for a Good While before she became his Sweetheart. Obviously this means she is Real and the Dang Dirty Trolls scared her off.

But seriously though, for someone he didn't meet in person and didn't care enough about to stop his stubborn crusade on Doopie, he sure does miss her a lot.
 
I'm halfway waiting for the next update to be him traveling to her city and walking around with a giant sign with her name and photo on it.

Unfortunately, the Ohio Trip put an end to any shenanigans like that. It's the reason why he didn't go to DC to see Kacey during the Liquid Saga
 

You can always fantasize the other Jessica, Stinky.

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Jessica must have left some sort of impression of realness on the phone to Chris or something, that really struck a chord with him because this is the first sweetheart I can remember him pining over and lamenting losing for so long. The good thing about this is that at any point in the near future if Jessica wants, she can come back and start the whole thing over again.

I know that Chris is a dumbass but even he should be able to see some correlation, betweeen Jessica being possibly a troll and when Jessica ended the relationship with him, since it was literally the day before they were meant to go on their date.

He needs to remember too that when it comes to his OC, he's the director of his content and can break up Nightstar and whatever Jessica's one is called, even though it is funny to see him lamenting the fact that he's being cucked by his own creations
 
Guys, we really did it this time.
You know, maybe we should make it up to Chris by setting up a friend date with Jessica. Come on, Jessica. Don't let our obsession ruin things between you two!
 
Jessica must have left some sort of impression of realness on the phone to Chris or something, that really struck a chord with him because this is the first sweetheart I can remember him pining over and lamenting losing for so long. The good thing about this is that at any point in the near future if Jessica wants, she can come back and start the whole thing over again.

I know that Chris is a dumbass but even he should be able to see some correlation, betweeen Jessica being possibly a troll and when Jessica ended the relationship with him, since it was literally the day before they were meant to go on their date.

He needs to remember too that when it comes to his OC, he's the director of his content and can break up Nightstar and whatever Jessica's one is called, even though it is funny to see him lamenting the fact that he's being cucked by his own creations

I think he's so wrapped up in the idea that Equestria/CWCVille is its own universe that not even he can control them at this point
 

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Poor Chris. Even the goddamn ponies are getting laid.

Well, it goes without saying, of course, but, hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!

Jessica must have left some sort of impression of realness on the phone to Chris or something, that really struck a chord with him because this is the first sweetheart I can remember him pining over and lamenting losing for so long.

I'm tempted to go back to the scarcity theory again. The last time Chris had a heartsweet was, and correct me if I'm wrong here, Katie, which would've been in 2014(?). Three years since Chris had so much as a bite, let alone a girlfriend. Given that he has gone from homophobic, feminine he-man to Danny DeVito's Penguin over the years in attempt to get a relationship started, only to get nothing for his efforts, I'm beginning to think that Chris's frustration and impatience are being sprinkled with a generous helping of desperation. Whatever his social life may be IRL, rest assured it ain't got nothing to do with romance. Since the major trolling has stopped, and he ain't getting nothing in his social circles, I imagine he's pining after What's-her-name Jones because he really has nothing else to turn to.
 
I'm halfway waiting for the next update to be him traveling to her city and walking around with a giant sign with her name and photo on it.

I would pay 2 dollars to see this

I'm not sure which is sadder; that he still believes Jessica is real or that their Pony OC selves are still in a relationship.

But does he really? Or is this just another one of those "I didn't get what I wanted so I'll bitch until I either get what I want or I'll forget about her in 3 days."?
 
Well, it goes without saying, of course, but, hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!



I'm tempted to go back to the scarcity theory again. The last time Chris had a heartsweet was, and correct me if I'm wrong here, Katie, which would've been in 2014(?). Three years since Chris had so much as a bite, let alone a girlfriend. Given that he has gone from homophobic, feminine he-man to Danny DeVito's Penguin over the years in attempt to get a relationship started, only to get nothing for his efforts, I'm beginning to think that Chris's frustration and impatience are being sprinkled with a generous helping of desperation. Whatever his social life may be IRL, rest assured it ain't got nothing to do with romance. Since the major trolling has stopped, and he ain't getting nothing in his social circles, I imagine he's pining after What's-her-name Jones because he really has nothing else to turn to.

I believe you're forgetting the Theoretical Lesbian Baby Mamas and a few minors, but you're right about the essentials.
 
Jessica must have left some sort of impression of realness on the phone to Chris or something
Did they even talk on the phone, though? If you watch Chris' desperate video when Jessay's Fb dissapeared when he gives out his phone number it looks like the goddamn moron didn't even have her number (So much for being a couple then).

I think he's so wrapped up in the idea that Equestria/CWCVille is its own universe that not even he can control them at this point
I think it's more of a stubborn childish ploy of having his way on imaginationland against mean eyebrow lady's wishes.

But....Im not saying that Chris isn't already losing control even over the voices on his head!

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It will never get to that point and CWCVille will always be Chris' little circlejerk happy place, but it's funny to think that if someday Chris goes full smearing-shit-on-the-walls bananas he could begin to draw comics against his own will where his own characters revolt against himself.
 
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