🐮 Lolcow Matthew Moulton / Onideus Mad Hatter - Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll

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NumberingYourState dijo:
hi dicknigger, can I shit in your hat please
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Dicknigger? Come on, you can do better than that... how about...

Rump Jumper

Rump Rage

Rump Riot

Crack Niggler... get it, like a discomfort in the ass crack, but it's also a play on crack/nigger... SEE THAT'S FUNNY! And original.

You, you're about as fresh as taint sweat.
 
Matthew Moulton dijo:
Dicknigger? Come on, you can do better than that... how about...

Rump Jumper

Rump Rage

Rump Riot

Crack Niggler... get it, like a discomfort in the ass crack, but it's also a play on crack/nigger... SEE THAT'S FUNNY! And original.

You, you're about as fresh as taint sweat.
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At least I wash my taint.
 
Man, you're really sensitive about being a repetitive hack circling the drain for years now. You know nobody believes your claims of inventing language, right? Especially when you say things like 'I was the only one' and 'I read it in a book' in the same breath. Try offering some proof of your ludicrous claims. It would be more interesting than these delusions.

Though I gotta admit, you do have some uniquely petty fantasies. We've got a few Jesuses and Einsteins lurking around, but you're the only 'Inventor of Sheeple and Anachronistic Meme Maker'. I suppose you deserve some credit for originality, after all.
 
BillionBisonBucks dijo:
Man, you're really sensitive about being a repetitive hack circling the drain for years now. You know nobody believes your claims of inventing language, right? Especially when you say things like 'I was the only one' and 'I read it in a book' in the same breath. Try offering some proof of your ludicrous claims. It would be more interesting than these delusions.

Though I gotta admit, you do have some uniquely petty fantasies. We've got a few Jesuses and Einsteins lurking around, but you're the only 'Inventor of Sheeple and Anachronistic Meme Maker'. I suppose you deserve some credit for originality, after all.
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Nobody believes? LOL, kiddo, one of my current favorite games is running around on YouTube convincing random strangers I'm from the fucking future!

And, boy lemme tell ya, it doesn't take much...
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It's actually EASIER to convince morons like you of a complete fucking fantasy than it is to convince you of real reality... that's how stupid you meandering little rocks are.

Oh, and, coincidentally, it's not that fucking hard to look up the name "Mad Hatter" in a Usenet archive, you mouth shitting moron! And since there were only TWO people using that name on Usenet back in the 90s... yeah, not exactly rocket science, you fumbling fuckup. If all else fails go by the headers... in your case X-No-Duh.
 
AnOminous dijo:
Quit bumping this thread literally nobody cares about you faggots.
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You'll have to forgive them, they haven't yet experienced the full futility of attempting to "get back" at what it is that I am.

For those that have already been, well...

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..."initiated" with my presence, there is only the sinking depression of bitterness and spite, loathing within your twisted sense of ego. As "sour grapes" as you might like to lie to yourself, whenever any of these lackwitted flunkies tries to repeat history it's just another sharp twist in your gut. The most unpleasant of reminders, reaming into your emotional cunt with reckless abandon. Every new post providing a painful punt into your personal perspe... eh... okay I'm kind of tired actually and I can't think of any other good words that start with P off the top of my head, so I'll just leave this bit unfinished.

*shrugs*

Sorry, I can't be sinister and salty all the time, it actually takes a bit of tedium to do it.
 
Matthew Moulton dijo:
You'll have to forgive them, they haven't yet experienced the full futility of attempting to "get back" at what it is that I am.

For those that have already been, well...

N4rIvVI.png


..."initiated" with my presence, there is only the sinking depression of bitterness and spite, loathing within your twisted sense of ego. As "sour grapes" as you might like to lie to yourself, whenever any of these lackwitted flunkies tries to repeat history it's just another sharp twist in your gut. The most unpleasant of reminders, reaming into your emotional cunt with reckless abandon. Every new post providing a painful punt into your personal perspe... eh... okay I'm kind of tired actually and I can't think of any other good words that start with P off the top of my head, so I'll just leave this bit unfinished.

*shrugs*

Sorry, I can't be sinister and salty all the time, it actually takes a bit of tedium to do it.
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Where are the recent clients.
 
Matthew Moulton dijo:
You'll have to forgive them, they haven't yet experienced the full futility of attempting to "get back" at what it is that I am.

For those that have already been, well...

N4rIvVI.png


..."initiated" with my presence, there is only the sinking depression of bitterness and spite, loathing within your twisted sense of ego. As "sour grapes" as you might like to lie to yourself, whenever any of these lackwitted flunkies tries to repeat history it's just another sharp twist in your gut. The most unpleasant of reminders, reaming into your emotional cunt with reckless abandon. Every new post providing a painful punt into your personal perspe... eh... okay I'm kind of tired actually and I can't think of any other good words that start with P off the top of my head, so I'll just leave this bit unfinished.

*shrugs*

Sorry, I can't be sinister and salty all the time, it actually takes a bit of tedium to do it.
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You sound 'tired and emotional', there, homey. If we're so substantially inadequate to your ethereal tastes, why do you stick around? Could it be that you're merely lonely and we provide your life with a purpose?
 
chekovia dijo:
You sound 'tired and emotional', there, homey. If we're so substantially inadequate to your ethereal tastes, why do you stick around? Could it be that you're merely lonely and we provide your life with a purpose?
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Woah there Couch Carl, I think maybe you've been huffing the Jung a little too long. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar... or in this case the product of being up for 32 hours straight.

I'm feeling all refreshed and rejuvenated now though!

Let's test it...

Porcine, Persnickety, Plumpous, Pompous, Priggish, Portly, Parade, Painted, Prudish, Panic, Pest, Puerile, Plastic, Polluted, Poser, Prosaic, Polix, Precipitate, Proverbial, Plenipotentiary, Preposterous, Posturing, Predictable, Platitude, Prescribe... yeah it's all back!

Seriously you sound like you've a prickly pepper porked up yer pooper!

I'm like the Dr. Seuss of slap artistry!

And yes, you halfwits do provide my life with something... a convenient canvas for my invective word artistry. So at least you can take some measure of comfort in the fact that your fleeting existence wasn't a wholesale whore job. You actually managed to make something semi-useful out of yourselves, albeit brief and bit bland, I was able to use your pointless personality as a means to paint something pretty and potentially profitable upon your opposing posts of piddling platitudes.

NumberingYourState dijo:
Where are the clients An0minous
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Your ever growing desperation to lash out at me in the real world isn't all that healthy, Slots. Tell you what, you list YOUR clients first... and then I'll list some of mine.

...oh, wait, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! : D
 
Matthew Moulton dijo:
Woah there Couch Carl, I think maybe you've been huffing the Jung a little too long. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar... or in this case the product of being up for 32 hours straight.

I'm feeling all refreshed and rejuvenated now though!

Let's test it...

Porcine, Persnickety, Plumpous, Pompous, Priggish, Portly, Parade, Painted, Prudish, Panic, Pest, Puerile, Plastic, Polluted, Poser, Prosaic, Polix, Precipitate, Proverbial, Plenipotentiary, Preposterous, Posturing, Predictable, Platitude, Prescribe... yeah it's all back!

Seriously you sound like you've a prickly pepper porked up yer pooper!

I'm like the Dr. Seuss of slap artistry!

And yes, you halfwits do provide my life with something... a convenient canvas for my invective word artistry. So at least you can take some measure of comfort in the fact that your fleeting existence wasn't a wholesale whore job. You actually managed to make something semi-useful out of yourselves, albeit brief and bit bland, I was able to use your pointless personality as a means to paint something pretty and potentially profitable upon your opposing posts of piddling platitudes.
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You attempted to answer my question, I guess, in a facile and childish manner. At least you tried. :feels:

One day you'll look back at your persecution complex and cringe internally.
 
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