🐮 Lolcow Matthew Moulton / Onideus Mad Hatter - Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll

I'm craving chocolate, can anyone in this thread post some good pictures of chocolate for me?
With Pleasure!

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Also @Matthew Moulton what are you doing that keeps getting you banned on ED wiki? And why have you come back under like 10 alts?

Hey there KiwiFarts, I forgot you existed... sorry, must be the incredible lack of self-awareness around here, I honestly have a lot of trouble even registering most of you kids as having a sentient presence. I mean there's the "bean thing" I guess, but... well, that's about the extent of your lackluster personality.

Nice to see you're here though "Wannabe Weev", I guess your mom hasn't found your account here, since she only made you change your swastika avatar on ED (where you religiously attempt to slurp Andrew Anglin ass).

Also, 10 alts? LOL, I have like... hundreds of accounts on ED. I have so many accounts on ED I don't even keep track of most of them.

It's important though, if you want to be subversively manipulative you have to constantly and continually keep up the appearance of being interpersonally ineffectual and socially impotent. Just look at my YouTube account for example... I don't even have 500 subs and yet... I'm nearly clockin at a million views!

See the trick is you upload shit, but then you get it listed in OTHER people's video playlists, see that way they get the stupid subscriber sheep and then I get the views/money, basically leaching off their subscriber lists. Good for them, good for me, it's win-win all around.

They get useless, fleeting fame, I get money and obscurity.

Well, mostly, Renee Bracey Sherman sent ED a DMCA and I had to shell out a counter claim... that was admittedly less than subtle all around.

There's a good potential chance it's gonna happen again with the Campo Santo article I just wrote as well... it seems to be a trend this year amongst the crazies. Hopefully the sleeping FTC dragon will wake up and make some colorful threats like they did back around 2009 when they told the collective blaaaawger community to get their fucking shit together or they'd start loping off proverbial heads in the form of fines.

At least with Russ he seems centered on you guys instead of me. Slightly odd considering the ED article is higher in the search engine food chain than Kiwi's thread... but then again it might just be that ED scares slackface more than Kiwi does. He probably feels less intimidated by your antics than the all ending verbal rape he received via ED.

You kids are too soft, too playful. You treats kooks like pets instead of prey to be psychologically hammered into a colorful work of splattered emotions sprawled across the proverbial pavement; a permanently plastered performance piece of posterior parting penetration. You have no love of the art, only the foreplay.

I mean there's you...
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/28162

And then there's ED...
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Crinklemon

Get your weak little pansy ass shit off my court!
 
Hey there KiwiFarts, I forgot you existed... sorry, must be the incredible lack of self-awareness around here, I honestly have a lot of trouble even registering most of you kids as having a sentient presence. I mean there's the "bean thing" I guess, but... well, that's about the extent of your lackluster personality.

Nice to see you're here though "Wannabe Weev", I guess your mom hasn't found your account here, since she only made you change your swastika avatar on ED (where you religiously attempt to slurp Andrew Anglin ass).

Also, 10 alts? LOL, I have like... hundreds of accounts on ED. I have so many accounts on ED I don't even keep track of most of them.

It's important though, if you want to be subversively manipulative you have to constantly and continually keep up the appearance of being interpersonally ineffectual and socially impotent. Just look at my YouTube account for example... I don't even have 500 subs and yet... I'm nearly clockin at a million views!

See the trick is you upload shit, but then you get it listed in OTHER people's video playlists, see that way they get the stupid subscriber sheep and then I get the views/money, basically leaching off their subscriber lists. Good for them, good for me, it's win-win all around.

They get useless, fleeting fame, I get money and obscurity.

Well, mostly, Renee Bracey Sherman sent ED a DMCA and I had to shell out a counter claim... that was admittedly less than subtle all around.

There's a good potential chance it's gonna happen again with the Campo Santo article I just wrote as well... it seems to be a trend this year amongst the crazies. Hopefully the sleeping FTC dragon will wake up and make some colorful threats like they did back around 2009 when they told the collective blaaaawger community to get their fucking shit together or they'd start loping off proverbial heads in the form of fines.

At least with Russ he seems centered on you guys instead of me. Slightly odd considering the ED article is higher in the search engine food chain than Kiwi's thread... but then again it might just be that ED scares slackface more than Kiwi does. He probably feels less intimidated by your antics than the all ending verbal rape he received via ED.

You kids are too soft, too playful. You treats kooks like pets instead of prey to be psychologically hammered into a colorful work of splattered emotions sprawled across the proverbial pavement; a permanently plastered performance piece of posterior parting penetration. You have no love of the art, only the foreplay.

I mean there's you...
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/28162

And then there's ED...
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Crinklemon

Get your weak little pansy ass shit off my court!
Show us some recent clients of yours.
 
Hey there KiwiFarts, I forgot you existed... sorry, must be the incredible lack of self-awareness around here, I honestly have a lot of trouble even registering most of you kids as having a sentient presence. I mean there's the "bean thing" I guess, but... well, that's about the extent of your lackluster personality.

Nice to see you're here though "Wannabe Weev", I guess your mom hasn't found your account here, since she only made you change your swastika avatar on ED (where you religiously attempt to slurp Andrew Anglin ass).

Also, 10 alts? LOL, I have like... hundreds of accounts on ED. I have so many accounts on ED I don't even keep track of most of them.

It's important though, if you want to be subversively manipulative you have to constantly and continually keep up the appearance of being interpersonally ineffectual and socially impotent. Just look at my YouTube account for example... I don't even have 500 subs and yet... I'm nearly clockin at a million views!

See the trick is you upload shit, but then you get it listed in OTHER people's video playlists, see that way they get the stupid subscriber sheep and then I get the views/money, basically leaching off their subscriber lists. Good for them, good for me, it's win-win all around.

They get useless, fleeting fame, I get money and obscurity

Well, mostly, Renee Bracey Sherman sent ED a DMCA and I had to shell out a counter claim... that was admittedly less than subtle all around.

There's a good potential chance it's gonna happen again with the Campo Santo article I just wrote as well... it seems to be a trend this year amongst the crazies. Hopefully the sleeping FTC dragon will wake up and make some colorful threats like they did back around 2009 when they told the collective blaaaawger community to get their fucking shit together or they'd start loping off proverbial heads in the form of fines.

At least with Russ he seems centered on you guys instead of me. Slightly odd considering the ED article is higher in the search engine food chain than Kiwi's thread... but then again it might just be that ED scares slackface more than Kiwi does. He probably feels less intimidated by your antics than the all ending verbal rape he received via ED.

You kids are too soft, too playful. You treats kooks like pets instead of prey to be psychologically hammered into a colorful work of splattered emotions sprawled across the proverbial pavement; a permanently plastered performance piece of posterior parting penetration. You have no love of the art, only the foreplay.

I mean there's you...
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/28162

And then there's ED...
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Crinklemon

Get your weak little pansy ass shit off my court!

cook me beanie weenies!
 
....because that. o_O

Srsly, a thread about ~me~ that's only ONE gawd damn page? And you don't see what's wrong with that? *shakes head* These kids today... boy I'm tellin ya. Are there any oldbies in this lil forum?

....oh, unless it's a fear thing. Although you know I didn't ~technically~ destroy PoE, that was entirely the decision of Chet, despite his claims of my "libeling his business" (whatever the fawk that's supposed to mean).

I also didn't ~technically~ destroy the first incarnation of SASS, I merely obtained the pictures of Kir's sister and then "shared" them with ~other~ interested parties who then used said images to... well, ya know, fuck it, you Ritalin jacked little tweenage muppet fucks probably don't even care whether or not yer still breathing, so screw it!

Let's talk about something new! :biggrin:

Now, now, don't post angry! :biggrin:

I don't blame you though... it must be so incredibly frustrating for you kids. I mean normally you run around online, hiding, desperate to keep the world from finding out what failed, fat fucks you all are as you constantly attempt to belittle and attack other people in a sordid attempt to feel better about your meandering, miserable, dead end little existences... and then along comes ME! : D

The one thing you can never "get back" at... the one thing that smiles with toothy rictus in the face of anything you can ever even begin to imagine as a means of retribution... from death threats... to bomb threats... you pathetic kiddies are like kindergarten compared to what I would actually quantify as a "worthy adversary".

So here you are... IMPOTENT!

You can't ban me, obviously, you already tried that several times over. At best you can try and make it as difficult as possible to create new accounts, baleet fucking everything and then stay reaaaal quiet and hope I forget about you... but I think you're a little to arrogant and prideful to run away like such a PUSSY!

So your only real options... are to either try and ignore my presence outright... or continue beating at the steel wall that is my inhuman resolve until your wee little hands are all black and bloody.

Probably the later for most of you kids... cause... I mean, let's be honest... YOU'RE NOT REALLY VERY BRIGHT! : D

Oh man. Three years of this, and zero change in strategy, vocabulary, and reality. Time well spent, dude.
 
Oh man. Three years of this, and zero change in strategy, vocabulary, and reality. Time well spent, dude.

Well if by "zero change" you mean 0% identical... sure...

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...you Kiwis, not especially bright, are you?

I actually invest a considerable amount of time coming up with new material, new slang, new sayings and so forth to stay as seasoned as possible.

It's necessary to stay ahead of the curve as well, like that "God Level" bit I used to use back in the early 2Ks... yeah, people are now using that shit for their gawd damn mix tape album covers!

And don't even get me started on "sheeple". There was actually a time on the Internet when I was the ONLY gawd damn person who ever used that word. Literally, I was the ONLY person. I originally picked it up out of this random obscure political book from the 90s that probably no one has ever even heard of.... hell even I can't remember the name of it! That's how forgetable it was... except for that one word.

The newest bit of slang, I just came up with yesterday, is "shank". You got your industry shills and then you got your industry shanks... you know like Anita and Franchesca Ramsey and pretty much everyone presently working in the comic book genre... they're shanks, they subversively slip into communities and interest groups that they have no genuine interest in and then STAB their stupid shit right into the gut of the interest to try and kill it off, all the while putting on spiteful smirk of indignant bitterness and pretending that they really care about... whatever the hell it is they're trying to slash in the gut.

I've come up with so much original and obscure material I have an entire gawd damn page dedicated to keeping track of it...

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Onideus/Insult_File

And you, Smarts, what the fuck have you got? Besides the bouquet of stupidity that is your presence here on the Internet that is.
 
Well if by "zero change" you mean 0% identical... sure...

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...you Kiwis, not especially bright, are you?

I actually invest a considerable amount of time coming up with new material, new slang, new sayings and so forth to stay as seasoned as possible.

It's necessary to stay ahead of the curve as well, like that "God Level" bit I used to use back in the early 2Ks... yeah, people are now using that shit for their gawd damn mix tape album covers!

And don't even get me started on "sheeple". There was actually a time on the Internet when I was the ONLY gawd damn person who ever used that word. Literally, I was the ONLY person. I originally picked it up out of this random obscure political book from the 90s that probably no one has ever even heard of.... hell even I can't remember the name of it! That's how forgetable it was... except for that one word.

The newest bit of slang, I just came up with yesterday, is "shank". You got your industry shills and then you got your industry shanks... you know like Anita and Franchesca Ramsey and pretty much everyone presently working in the comic book genre... they're shanks, they subversively slip into communities and interest groups that they have no genuine interest in and then STAB their stupid shit right into the gut of the interest to try and kill it off, all the while putting on spiteful smirk of indignant bitterness and pretending that they really care about... whatever the hell it is they're trying to slash in the gut.

I've come up with so much original and obscure material I have an entire gawd damn page dedicated to keeping track of it...

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Onideus/Insult_File

And you, Smarts, what the fuck have you got? Besides the bouquet of stupidity that is your presence here on the Internet that is.

hi dicknigger, can I shit in your hat please
 
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