Halo MCC/Infinite/general Griefing thread - Six months, two maps, no refunds

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Jesus, this is fucking embarrassing. Chief just standing there with his dick in his hand while the Prophet introduces the Covenant like they're the Ginyu Force or something.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_nukXXXnVYo
The mongoloids making this dogshit need to be shoved into a buzzsaw.

This dialog is on par with children’s television. It’s straight out of a terrible comic:
>villain monologs as he exits the shadows
>reveals evil henchmen
>both sides stop shooting when they can easily kill each other (solving either one of their problems)
>fake surrender
>villain laughs as he lets the heroes escape
The incredibles mocked this.

 

[MA5B]

They padded the fuck out of it. You should see the "Prequel" missions, they are designed like baby's first forge map

Honestly I already forgot about them completely despite watching like 2 videos critiquing them. In any case it seems like it's 3, 4 at best hours of additional content. The majority of your superfans and people who play games for a living not being assed to actually finish that within a week is a pretty bad sign. It's looking like the game is going to peak at no higher than 30k concurrent on steam tonight. Maybe by some miracle it'll get up to 40k or something over the weekend, but this is rough. I know they get the majority of their sales on console still but I don't think they're shipping all that many units of the PS5 version. Maybe I'm totally wrong and """"Halo Studios""" will manage to over perform expectations for the first time in studio history. Somehow I doubt it.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Everything about this game is so baffling. Why remake CE again when they already tried and failed in 2011? Why make it single player only when Halo Infinite has been dead with no new content for years? Why redo the voice acting?

Make it make sense. 343i can rebrand all they want but incompetence will always be their middle name.

I still don't understand why this was needed over master chief collection which is much cheaper. To recap, the things added afaik are

-graphics tweaks
-waypoints for the directionless
-a few guns from halo 2 put here and there rarely
-sprinting, which breaks balance
-an extra map
-rewrites, recasts, unwanted tweaks
-multiplayer removed
-not all 5 games of original like mcc while same price.
-invisible enemies made visible because markers lmao
-giant cunt who 1 shots you if you manslplain

Like real talk, not even trying to shit talk, why the fuck would someone buy this over mcc? Even assume you were far too autistic to mod it, what the fuck is the draw? Sprinting for people who can't mod???

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Effortless mogging from a game that has been out for two and a half years. Look at this smug little fucker, look at him and know that his entire game cost less to develop than Microshart/343 spent in a single day remaking Halo.
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Palworld is an interesting case in that it lacks a LOT of polish that would be demanded of triple AAA, but has soul and unique execution. The comparison of that and halo is a perfect example of what's wrong with the industry. Soulful, fun but slightly undercooked game, vs overcooked, over budget slop with better options which have been on sale for years. And triple AAA keeps selecting the second.

Its like comparing a burger from a hole in wall place from a dude whos whole personality is burgers, might not get an A+ from health inspector, and has beat up furniture but the burger is phenomenal, versus a restraunt that makes EVERY meal completely allergen free, vegan, cruelty free, woman owned, and put millions into the place, but it all tastes like fucking oatmeal. And they wonder why nobody wants to eat there. And probably blame sexism for its failure

Palworld is also a million times better hour of play to dollar ratio, even IF you never touched halo.

She also apparently constantly bad mouths chief through the campaign not just the few times we've been shown

Dear GOD that must of been some bitches self insert. Insta kills you, respawns if killed, shit talks you.

 

[God of Nothing]

I still don't understand why this was needed over master chief collection which is much cheaper.

you even get all the other fucking games
unfortunately, they added 4 into the mix
ugh

 

[Professor Donger]

Dear GOD that must of been some bitches self insert. Insta kills you, respawns if killed, shit talks you.

In Halo 2 they just made it so if the NPC was important you couldn't kill them, which I don't get why they didn't go this route with that bitch

 

[PutridusVictus]

you even get all the other fucking games
unfortunately, they added 4 into the mix
ugh

That shit still sucks, many effects and sounds are missing, visuals are fucked, bugs everywhere, just emulate them if you can.

In Halo 2 they just made it so if the NPC was important you couldn't kill them, which I don't get why they didn't go this route with that bitch

Don't give them ideas, it's a miracle they even let you shoot at xer.

 

[Nameless One]

Anyone who tries to use booklore to defend this shit should be publically flogged.

Muh booklore stole Rookie from us.

Thank God none of it, and I mean NONE of it is canonical to the Bungie Pentalogy.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

It's like they decided they could do REmakes and completely faceplanted at every single crucial step. Even Ubisoft managed to not fuck it up with Black Flag.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

The prequel missions also fuck up continuity lewl

 

[xXWild_DripXx]

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Couldn't even break a quarter of six digits player count this shit is DOA.

 

[Tablet County]

Jesus, this is fucking embarrassing. Chief just standing there with his dick in his hand while the Prophet introduces the Covenant like they're the Ginyu Force or something.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_nukXXXnVYo
The mongoloids making this dogshit need to be shoved into a buzzsaw.

This video is nearly as bad as this cutscene. I can't believe this unfunny fucking retard is actually distracting me from laughing at this stupid ass cutscene.

 

[Mister Fister]

It's like they decided they could do REmakes and completely faceplanted at every single crucial step. Even Ubisoft managed to not fuck it up with Black Flag.

They made black fag though.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

This video is nearly as bad as this cutscene. I can't believe this unfunny fucking retard is actually distracting me from laughing at this stupid ass cutscene.

Look just because Bunjeeee died that doesn't mean you need to take out your grief on his son

 

[Tablet County]

Look just because Bunjeeee died that doesn't mean you need to take out your grief on his son

If he didn't want me calling his son an unfunny retard he should've raised him not to be an unfunny retard.

 

[MA5B]

It appears to have hit its peak for launch day, been declining for an hour. This is an abysmal performance, expect massive layoffs at Halo Studios in about a month or two and the IP to be given to Activision. The worst part is, that's still better for the franchise than leaving it with these fucking morons. I hate when people blame 'management' for these games being fucking terrible, sure they share some responsibility but your rank and file game developer is not some unwilling victim who just HAD to make the game a piece of shit. They're by and large cattle with no talent and no vision and they should be sooner begging on the streets than making video games. They spend more energy worrying about internal studio politics and actual politics than making something meaningful. I hate them. If there's anything in gaming that needs to die, it's gamers' blind worship of developers as faultless angels who are manipulated into making shitty games by evil executives. No, they're actually just all faggots.

 

[Professor Donger]

They broke Active Camo

0:14

Also yeah you CAN kill the female crew members, they just take a shit ton of shots.

0:18

 

[Professor Donger]

"Don't worry guys we'll fix it post launch after you gave us all your money"

 

[whatchamacallit]

So what do you guys think female sangheili look like?

Hot

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

So what do you guys think female sangheili look like?

They look like Male Sangheili, and never show up anywhere except for the extended lore books and stories.
Here's the only competent non-gooner official picture I could find of one and it looks like a Male named Tul 'Juran

 

[ono]

This remake is disgustingly performative and made by simps that are hoping they did a good thing for women. They sure didn't. Halo doesn't attract the same kind of weird incels that some games occasionally do. Of all the games where you can kill women in them, YanSim and RDR2 are the main two that I have seen incels claim/show that they love killing women and girls in them despite the games themselves not being about that inherently. Even when Cyberpunk 2077 came out, it didn't attract those kinds of players afaik. Even the GTA games where you can just go on homocide sprees for fun until you lose, don't usually attract that.

YanSim doesn't need to bother to do anything about that bc the game's negative reputation preceeds itself thanks to YanDev being a child predator. And on a better note, RDR/RDR2 does not need the kind of overcorrection this Halo remake has done because nothing says equality more than being able to kill ANYONE if you can kill anyone, or protecting specific factions (regardless of race or sex) if you're gonna protect anyone. Let all NPCs die equally. Sad that ironically, Hatred is better at equality in death than Halo Campaign Evolved.