General Wrestling Discussion

[Tyronneasaurus Rex]

Is there even one bright spot in WWE in 2026?

Last night's Raw was ass, so much ass I'm agreeing with that faggot JD from NY.

 

[Freezing Blue Gnu]

AAA which is technically WWE.

 

[Lip Glossary]

Danhausen is shit. He's been so overexposed. I'm sick of this faggot. Dom should win and banish Danhausen to the Phantom Zone for all eternity.

I knew they were going to ride the Danhausen bull shit hard, but fuck me dead they are squeezing every dollar they can out of this idiot who barely wrestles before he gets the Kairi treatment right after WrestleMania 43 or 44.
The difference between him and Kairi though is at least Kairi was talented, was telling a story that wasn't one dimensional, had sex appeal and had the ability to actually be funny instead of cringey.
I heard he was a part of the awful musical number with Joe Hendry and that makes complete sense to me. Two faggots fagging with a guitar, this is what WWE is wasting what little air time they have that isn't ads on instead of showing wrestling.

Last night's Raw was ass, so much ass I'm agreeing with that faggot JD from NY.

That guy's voice is horrific, and that's coming from an American who has a koala nigger accent. He sounds like the living embodiment of "American fat fuck". If you asked anybody from any other country to describe what an Amerifat sounds like, JD from NY is the baseline.
If you had a video game called "Annoying fat fuck saves the day" and you went into create my character mode, he is the generic template that you would start with.

 

[CarlosDanger]

I wonder if it's a tell. If WWE is expecting to make you a star they change your name. If they just signed you so nobody else could keep the name who gives a shit.

Also, are we allowed to call Danhausen shit yet or do we have to wait for him to beat Dom?

He has always been shit, his gimmick gets very old, very fast. In very small doses he is manageable but WWE caught lightning in a bottle with the NBA finals and now they are going to run this shit until the wheels fall off.

 

[Lip Glossary]

He has always been shit, his gimmick gets very old, very fast. In very small doses he is manageable but WWE caught lightning in a bottle with the NBA finals and now they are going to run this shit until the wheels fall off.

Way too much Danhausen. They shouldn't even be putting him on TV every week, let alone multiple times per week. Have him come out during the commercial breaks like he used to so the live crowd doesn't feel like they got the gypsy treatment, but keep him scarce.
Sitting here thinking about the fucking AAA champion having a "Human monies on a pole" match with an indie comedy dork makes me glad I don't even waste the $8 dollars a month for WWE any more.
On the flip side, I am gladly paying $40 dollars just for All In because I know Ospreay vs Omega will be a great match and I know it will be hours of good wrestling instead of shit ads.

 

[OJ Simpson]

He has always been shit, his gimmick gets very old, very fast. In very small doses he is manageable but WWE caught lightning in a bottle with the NBA finals and now they are going to run this shit until the wheels fall off.

The phrase less is more just doesn't resonate within wrestling anymore, it seems.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Yes but Brandi is the rare non-disgusting sheboon

Her personality more than makes up for it.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

First we have to savour the flavourhausen.

We've came so far since the lex express

I knew they were going to ride the Danhausen bull shit hard, but fuck me dead they are squeezing every dollar they can out of this idiot who barely wrestles before he gets the Kairi treatment right after WrestleMania 43 or 44.
The difference between him and Kairi though is at least Kairi was talented, was telling a story that wasn't one dimensional, had sex appeal and had the ability to actually be funny instead of cringey.
I heard he was a part of the awful musical number with Joe Hendry and that makes complete sense to me. Two faggots fagging with a guitar, this is what WWE is wasting what little air time they have that isn't ads on instead of showing wrestling.

That guy's voice is horrific, and that's coming from an American who has a koala nigger accent. He sounds like the living embodiment of "American fat fuck". If you asked anybody from any other country to describe what an Amerifat sounds like, JD from NY is the baseline.
If you had a video game called "Annoying fat fuck saves the day" and you went into create my character mode, he is the generic template that you would start with.

So JD is dsp in a braves hat

 

[Troon Meet Noose]

Way too much Danhausen. They shouldn't even be putting him on TV every week, let alone multiple times per week. Have him come out during the commercial breaks like he used to so the live crowd doesn't feel like they got the gypsy treatment, but keep him scarce.
Sitting here thinking about the fucking AAA champion having a "Human monies on a pole" match with an indie comedy dork makes me glad I don't even waste the $8 dollars a month for WWE any more.

Danhausen is just generally funny. I have no interest in watching him wrestle but he's a great sports entertainer. Helps that he's original and not reading from the same suffering succatash promo scripts as the rest of the roster.

On the flip side, I am gladly paying $40 dollars just for All In because I know Ospreay vs Omega will be a great match and I know it will be hours of good wrestling instead of shit ads.

$40 could buy you four months of NJPWWorld instead. The G1 is on now and it's killing it this year. Great matches and there's no obvious winner.

 

[Lip Glossary]

Danhausen is just generally funny. I have no interest in watching him wrestle but he's a great sports entertainer. Helps that he's original and not reading from the same suffering succatash promo scripts as the rest of the roster.



$40 could buy you four months of NJPWWorld instead. The G1 is on now and it's killing it this year. Great matches and there's no obvious winner.

I get the Japanese stuff too. New Japan and we do stardom world because it's just easier to pay $10 instead of $40 for something that I only have to wait a week or two for the PPV to post, plus it's translated.
I would buy stardom PPVs day of, but the last time I checked they don't have English commentary live like New Japan does. That might have changed since the last time I saw a paper view but I'm really not into the idea of watching wrestling with two guys yelling "HAAAAA! A GECHA DU GAI KOROKOKO DU DOO BOOT HAIRI KAIRIIIIIIII" in the background.
It's not a monetary issue I just don't want to hear a bunch of anime screaming during wrestling without either subtitles or white men talking.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

When's All In? Also, I'm tired of Faghausen and that truck terrifies me.

 

[Troon Meet Noose]

I get the Japanese stuff too. New Japan and we do stardom world because it's just easier to pay $10 instead of $40 for something that I only have to wait a week or two for the PPV to post, plus it's translated.
I would buy stardom PPVs day of, but the last time I checked they don't have English commentary live like New Japan does. That might have changed since the last time I saw a paper view but I'm really not into the idea of watching wrestling with two guys yelling "HAAAAA! A GECHA DU GAI KOROKOKO DU DOO BOOT HAIRI KAIRIIIIIIII" in the background.
It's not a monetary issue I just don't want to hear a bunch of anime screaming during wrestling without either subtitles or white men talking.

Isn't Walker Stewart doing commentary on Stardom these days? I never subscribed to Stardom's service because I thought it excluded the big shows and there are delays from when the shows are available to replay

 

[Lip Glossary]

When's All In? Also, I'm tired of Faghausen and that truck terrifies me.

30th of August

Isn't Walker Stewart doing commentary on Stardom these days? I never subscribed to Stardom's service because I thought it excluded the big shows and there are delays from when the shows are available to replay

I don't know, I'm not familiar with a ton of stardom stuff because I haven't been keeping up on it like I should. When they do have American commentary the people who do it all right though.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Danhausen is great but WWE always runs shit into the ground and he's no exception

 

[Lip Glossary]

Danhausen is great but WWE always runs shit into the ground and he's no exception

Yeah but they are running him into the ground so hard he's going to end up fucking Chinese by survivor series. I have seen shit overexposed on wrestling before but this is getting crazy.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Like some other kiwi posted, Danhausen is fine in small doses, but it's getting way out of hand.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Is there even one bright spot in WWE in 2026?

Last night's Raw was ass, so much ass I'm agreeing with that faggot JD from NY.

The one bright spot regarding WWE is that nobody is forcing you to watch it.

 

[Lip Glossary]

The one bright spot regarding WWE is that nobody is forcing you to watch it.

Which is why I don't.
When something gets to the point where you've decided that you're not enjoying it at all, there's really no reason to continue watching it out of habit.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Which is why I don't.
When something gets to the point where you've decided that you're not enjoying it at all, there's really no reason to continue watching it out of habit.

That’s been how I treat WWE since 2005, aside from the occasional check-in to see if it’s watchable once a year or so.

It isn’t.

 

[Lip Glossary]

That’s been how I treat WWE since 2005, aside from the occasional check-in to see if it’s watchable once a year or so.

It isn’t.

Danhausen, Miz, R truth, Joe Hendry...
WWE is pretty much a corporate/Saudi owned comedy show based around wrestling with more advertisements than TV time.
It's like if they rebooted the office for a third time but based it on wrestlers instead of a paper company and way less people gave a fuck about the show.