🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Did Josh really have a huge head? Or did the trolls just always buy him small hats?
Probably the most objective sense of scale would be this snapback style hat that was on the last two pegs (and still looked uncomfortably snug).
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There's probably not a lot of standardization among hat manufacturers -- especially cheap snapbacks -- but this diagram I found online equates it to a fitted hat size 7 5/8.
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That's big but not so freakishly huge that they wouldn't stock his size at Lids.
 
Bitesize made a community post saying the next part of the documentary is in the editing phase. Excited for DTTS, quite possibly my favorite Cobra content.

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Yo, so I made a video of my green underwear like I just don't care
Goddamn
Had my of age fan girls ready to stare
One girl said to me you're nice
she liked the way my underwear hug me tight
Double standards are a bitch
So fuck it Leave it in a ditch

My dick is the shit ( 7,000 subscribers)
Your dick ain't shit
My dick fucked Katy Perry.
Your dick is just plain scary.
My dick's like a porn star
Your dick just scars and leaves bad memories
My dick's like a motorcycle. Chicks like to ride on it.
Your dick is just plain psycho.
My dick is the shit
Your dick ain't shit

Yo, my dick's crazy good.
Your dick is crazy ass lame
It's a shame, but you remember my fuckin name
And you're going to make me more famous when you spread this shit
like your dick in and your STDs

My dick likes to please
Your dick got the STDs
Yo, my dick is pimp shit
Your dick ain't shit
I'm confident in my body cuz I know I'm a fuckin goth hottie
Your dick ain't the shit
My dick take care of the business
Your dick needs to have the business put to it
My dick
shoots off loads
your dick fucks your mom
My dick is the bomb

Wait a minute. Is that too far? No, it's not.

You're a motherfucker
and you're a sucker to this game
My dick's got the fame.
Your dick has no name.
P.S. Gothic King Cobra is the best in the business.
We got dicks like Satan ready for mating.
My dick is fire.
Your dick's about to expire.
My dick is the pimp shit
Your dick just ain't shit

Yo, making fun of the my dick song
My dick's like a bong.
Every girl want to hit it.
Your dick's already gone.
My dick blows minds.
Your dick blew its own brains out cuz it's so sad, so mad

Look at me getting more famous.
Look at these trolls spreading this shit like butter.
But I sit here and nutter on the back of their throat
cuz they got to write themselves a little note.
Fuck with me and it bites them in the ass every time
Bust a mad rhyme
 
i'm watching jaws right now and i wish i could have shown it to cobes

a sexy ragged mariner gothic bad boy would have been the tits twu
 
I just had the weirdest fucking experience. I was out flying FPV today and some dude comes walking up to ask about my quads. I swear to skygod he looked exactly like fucking cobes, Mr peanut head, glasses, balding with stringy greasy hair and he was dressed in all black with a bullet for my Valentine t-shirt on. I must have looked retarded myself because I was so dumbfounded looking at him that it took me a couple seconds to process what was happening.

He was smoking a joint in the park so he was fucked up and rambling a lot, but I always bring spare goggles for strangers to spectate if they're interested so I let him watch me fly. He was blown away that you could see the lines from the tractor they used to mow the park. He kept calling them 'nazca lines' and asking me the most retarded questions.

I wanted so badly to take photos of him. But I was not sure if he was homeless or not, and if he was full blown crazy or just dumb-stoner crazy. He told me his father owned a "rc hobby store" but knew nothing about the hobby whatsoever, and that he made 10 million dollars with his own tree service business and he's now retired at 43. It was surreal.
 
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