💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[Amewsed]

Andy is taking a resht for his mental and emotional health today it seems. His Andee keep calling every day plan failed pretty fast there, every call just gets put into the toilet

He stwuggle.
He no unnerstan why he can't get dat hewp.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

This is just how every week goes. He goes peak mania during the weekend (give or take a day) when police/APS services are at their stretching point. Officer Bentley pointed this out. He'll probably go crazy again Thursday or Friday.

My favorite part of his weekend shenanigans is when he asks the cops to get a goddamn court order on a Friday night or w/e.

I'd also be interested to see if anyone who's into astrology/moon phases and shit sees any correllary between his behavior and the celestial bodies.

Like uh oh Saturn is in its third sneed amby about to go nuts

 

[Danger]

This is just how every week goes. He goes peak mania during the weekend (give or take a day) when police/APS services are at their stretching point. Officer Bentley pointed this out. He'll probably go crazy again Thursday or Friday.

My favorite part of his weekend shenanigans is when he asks the cops to get a goddamn court order on a Friday night or w/e.

I'd also be interested to see if anyone who's into astrology/moon phases and shit sees any correllary between his behavior and the celestial bodies.

Like uh oh Saturn is in its third sneed amby about to go nuts

I did hear an astrologist say Mercury was in retrograde or something and people were going to be acting up.

I am more inclined to blame Andy for his own behavior, rather than give him a pass and say he was influenced by the moon.

Andy is a fuck up no matter how Mercury is feeling.

 

[Hulku]

I did hear an astrologist say Mercury was in retrograde or something and people were going to be acting up.

My friend made a good point about women making that up to excuse bitchiness.

Actually it was me that said that now that i think about it.

 

[Spawn of Dangerhair]

andy becoming obsessed with online videos about various disabilities was the thing that really led to his bad behavior

He was pathologically a little shit, before he became a big shit. He first tried to murder his mother when he was eight.

he always tries to scare people with threats into giving him what he wants, and the 2nd thing is that he never wants his aggression to look aggressive, he wants plausible deniability.

"Violence against Weaker, Coercion against Stronger" is the method by which he carries out his evil. He'll break Tawm's ribs, but file false complaints about Officer Bentley.

plausible deniability

Claiming "autism" lets his 83 IQ mind excuse any and all bad behaviour as a "meltdown".

i would call that one of the most tragic things about the whole story. i think the lying about being disabled thing led to him being way more set in his ways. (i don't think he would've been likely to change either way, but i just think it's unrealistic to call anyone 'incapable' of change)

There are a lot of problems with Amby, but the biggest one is his rampant, untreated Schizoaffective Disorder - Depressive Type. Sza-D does cause disordered thought patterns. To be clear, he does NOT have delusions or hallucinations- while those are necessary for Schizophrenia, he has Sza rather than Sz, and a diagnosis of Depressive Type as he doesn't really have manic episodes, precluding the diagnosis of Sza-B(ipolar).

He's also clinically diagnosed with his diaper fetish- Paraphilia NOS.


Those aren't excuses though, he's still an asshole, no matter what his chart is.

He's been quiet today, someone must be dangling the possibility of ass wipes if he stops being fucking obnoxious.

He pretended to WUN AWAY to Harrisburg today. We'll hear from him either tomorrow or Friday night.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

He pretended to WUN AWAY to Harrisburg today. We'll hear from him either tomorrow or Friday night.

Most likely with false AI generated or stolen images to make it seem like he was in Harrisburg.

 

[Amewsed]

Most likely with false AI generated or stolen images to make it seem like he was in Harrisburg.

Are you saying...that it's possible, that Andy fakes?

 

[Spawn of Dangerhair]

Most likely with false AI generated or stolen images to make it seem like he was in Harrisburg.

It'd be hilarious if he left the Gemini watermarks in again!


Also new favourite Ambyism:

"Andy don't' know how to take his PRN meds as needed!"

PRN means AS NEEDED, but someone as retarded as Amby is wouldn't know that... and if they're taken as needed, you don't need a set schedule to take them.

 

[The Paranoid Organ]

I'd also be interested to see if anyone who's into astrology/moon phases and shit sees any correllary between his behavior and the celestial bodies.

I might be able to lend some assistance here. Do we have Andy's exact birth time + day + location? From there I could get his astrological birth chart and do a ton of mapping from there.
It's not that it's the regular cycles, but how they are pinging off of Andy's specific astrology patterns specifically.
Also a list of significant dates (at least to us) that I can check against to see if this idea has any weight.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

I might be able to lend some assistance here. Do we have Andy's exact birth time + day + location? From there I could get his astrological birth chart and do a ton of mapping from there.
It's not that it's the regular cycles, but how they are pinging off of Andy's specific astrology patterns specifically.
Also a list of significant dates (at least to us) that I can check against to see if this idea has any weight.

Please, let us not turn this into a Woo Woo thread.

 

[Spawn of Dangerhair]

Please, let us not turn this into a Woo Woo thread.

It's already a poo poo thread.

And I'll take my clocks, his phone number would have to be 1 800 POO SQCH

 

[Queen Metalia]

Please, let us not turn this into a Woo Woo thread.

Woo Woo thread? The fuck is that?
Something gay no doubt.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Woo Woo thread? The fuck is that?
Something gay no doubt.

Woo woo as in kinda out there.. cooky... crystal mom type of shit.. so yeah pretty gay lol.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Please, let us not turn this into a Woo Woo thread.

All of a sudden I see dumb horoscope crap popping up everywhere on this site and I don't know why. I never saw people doing astrological charts on cows and political figures as if they meant something on here before. Nobody seems to like it very much.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

We all know someone with autism and none of them act like Andy. I always find it funny that if you go back and watch every one of Andy’s meltdowns not a single tear is ever shed.

Yeah, the last adult meltdown I saw involved tears, a lot of snot, a bit of drool and heavy sweating. Andy fake.

Elaine is back

Oh Lord, I haven't asked for anything lately, so please let their paths cross.

The below are cross posts from the Yaniv thread. I've only been Ditch watching for the last year or two so could a kind Kiwi tell me if the we have evidence of him having tests like these? I've searched the thread for these and the Dr Naylor call but it's been tricky with site conditions recently.

Note that the PAI returned as invalid because Yaniv tripped the internal consistency and diagnostic questions for intentional manipulation of responses to steer the results.

Sounds like the F and T scales in the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory. He either is too dumb to fake those out, or deliberately did it to make the test results invalid (I don't think he's smart enough for that). It doesn't always mean intentional lying but it does raise red flags that the results are unreliable.

 

[Spawn of Dangerhair]

could a kind Kiwi tell me if the we have evidence of him having tests like these? I've searched the thread for these and the Dr Naylor call but it's been tricky with site conditions recently.

There's more detail on the Timeline: https://andrewditch.neocities.org

The short version is that having Schizoaffective makes it a lot harder to assess whether he has Cluster B personality disorders, or whether the distorted thoughts caused by the Sza are the contributory drivers to his behaviours.

Amdy has also undergone testing under Drs. Naylor, and Dr. Santamaria (2x), and conclusively found to not have autism. He claims to have been diagnosed with autism by Dr. Dick Wolin, but that is a suspected forgery. Wolin's practice did not deal with autism, he had the second Santamaria assessment after discharge by Wolin (why would he agree to re-testing when he already had his Holy Grail diagnosis?), and the charting is suspect, referring to him as "Andy" rather than "Pt." or "Mr. Ditch".

He avoids a comprehensive evaluation because it will find he does not have autism. He contaminated one by "data dumping" (sending the clinic his cherrypicked and forged records), and appearing to have "studied" for an older version of the test. He tried to submit a self-assessment with a questionnaire filled in by Jan, but that did not meet the requirements. He also insisted to have an evaluation done de novo including none of his previous documents, but gave up on that upon discovering it wouldn't get him OPWDD services.

His current claim is that he always had autism, but his parents spoiled his evaluations with inconsistent reporting, causing the medical system to deny him his dino-sis.

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

There's more detail on the Timeline: https://andrewditch.neocities.org

The short version is that having Schizoaffective makes it a lot harder to assess whether he has Cluster B personality disorders, or whether the distorted thoughts caused by the Sza are the contributory drivers to his behaviours.

Amdy has also undergone testing under Drs. Naylor, and Dr. Santamaria (2x), and conclusively found to not have autism. He claims to have been diagnosed with autism by Dr. Dick Wolin, but that is a suspected forgery. Wolin's practice did not deal with autism, he had the second Santamaria assessment after discharge by Wolin (why would he agree to re-testing when he already had his Holy Grail diagnosis?), and the charting is suspect, referring to him as "Andy" rather than "Pt." or "Mr. Ditch".

He avoids a comprehensive evaluation because it will find he does not have autism. He contaminated one by "data dumping" (sending the clinic his cherrypicked and forged records), and appearing to have "studied" for an older version of the test. He tried to submit a self-assessment with a questionnaire filled in by Jan, but that did not meet the requirements. He also insisted to have an evaluation done de novo including none of his previous documents, but gave up on that upon discovering it wouldn't get him OPWDD services.

His current claim is that he always had autism, but his parents spoiled his evaluations with inconsistent reporting, causing the medical system to deny him his dino-sis.

And that makes it all the more infuriating how he's been able to con just about every new service he waddles his way too when the present one finally finds their shared brain cell about him.

 

[Atomic Tampon Cat]

Woo woo as in kinda out there.. cooky... crystal mom type of shit.. so yeah pretty gay lol.

Amdy once he finds out his astrological sign calling aps "I need diaper changed, I need cwystals, i need witch hazel, my caregivers aren't gibbing me any of those things!"

 

[GARFGARF]

name and badge id number? Icantcrossstreetsitspartofmydisability

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

I'm kind of shocked that anyone managed to NOT get diagnosed with autism. Doesn't seem that hard a diagnosis to get. I had thought it was like ADHD; you know, if you can't find someone to say you're ADHD after you're read about the symptoms, you're not trying hard enough (this is North America specific).