The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

Is there some sort of izzat based or corporate version of ass kissing or trying to be your friend without actually talking to you in Indian culture?
He wants your job. Not in a literal "I will replace you" way, more of a "You're going to get promoted one day, and they'll look for a backfill, and I want to be the backfill" way. Emulating as many aspects of your behavior as possible because jeets don't understand cause very well, they just observe effect and replicate that. Rather than actually raise it with any relevant entities like you and management to discuss succession planning and how he might fit in, he's just trying to osmosis his way into being another 'you' with visibly performative activities so he 'looks' like he could fill in for you.
 
The elephant in the room is that Indian food is fucking great when it's not cooked by actual filthy Indians, but sometimes you have to risk the poo to try a new dish first.
considering how many things they claim to have invented and preserved from millenia ago, i want to bet that the palatable food got made by the pre-jeet aryans, and the jeets just were so astounded by something that didn't taste like mud or feces that they kept it around. see why indian food looks like a genuine biohazard but indian food made by quite literally anybody else seems to be fairly okay. i will trust the arab grandpa on the corner to make a bitchin' garlic naan forever compared to any subasian cockroach.

+ the jeets that didn't make the bar of food safety probably got killed off by their own fecal hands so the ones that can cook 1:1 of whatever they've been taught managed to survive. i don't actually know how old butter chicken is but if the brits have it as their national dish and it actually manages to taste great when made by a brit, then i'll run with this schizotheory for the time being.
 
He wants your job. Not in a literal "I will replace you" way, more of a "You're going to get promoted one day, and they'll look for a backfill, and I want to be the backfill" way. Emulating as many aspects of your behavior as possible because jeets don't understand cause very well, they just observe effect and replicate that. Rather than actually raise it with any relevant entities like you and management to discuss succession planning and how he might fit in, he's just trying to osmosis his way into being another 'you' with visibly performative activities so he 'looks' like he could fill in for you.
That actually makes the most sense if I turn half my brain off to try to get into the IQ space for it. I had low expectations for their abilities to navigate logic but thinking my job as the modestly qualified unplug it and plug it back in guy with extra steps is entirely dependent on what fucking shoes I'm wearing and the pithy throw away comments I make has to be the most literal monkey see monkey do animal brained mirror test failing shit I've ever bumped into in person.

Being comfortable enough in dumbass times really has made me slack on remembering to be the right amount of racist.

It it really, though?
I hate to say it but I will give them one and only one thing and that is paneer isn't terrible conceptually if you think of it like tofu that makes vegans mald and has a way less nasty texture. But that may be just the cheese curd enjoying whitey in me trying to defend a cheese product more than the point of origin.

But I'd never buy it and not just make it to be sure I'm not funding the menace or getting an intestinal disease.
Also naan is just a fucking flatbread which goddamn nearly every post-agricultural society has it's own version of it ain't special.
 
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see why indian food looks like a genuine biohazard but indian food made by quite literally anybody else seems to be fairly okay. i will trust the arab grandpa on the corner to make a bitchin' garlic naan forever compared to any subasian cockroach.
This unironically applies to curry itself too. Jeet Curry is a mystery disease slop that would make Granpa Nurgle smile. Whereas if curry was made by the Japanese, it tastes great and it won't leave you diseased.
 
I don't even listen to someone starting with the food argument on anything anymore. Immediately discard everything they say.

I will happily eat boiled potatoes and poorly seasoned dry roast beef or similar for the rest of my days if that killed all pajeet immigration to the USA.
Boiled potatoes and roast beef arent even bad if cooked and seasoned properly anyway. I like boiled potatoes with parsley, salt and a dollop of sour cream. Delicious.
 
How to spot an Indian on Kiwi Farms - or JeetDar
>living in the indian timezone
>being obsessed with whiteness
>gimmickposting
>shortposting
>posting a lot in lolcow threads to fit in
>having indian phonetics in your name
>having a meme name
>obsessing over shitty 1500 year old history
>obsessing over immigration, work visas, h1b, etc
>using AI and trying to sound smart about religion and politics
>taking screenshots from a smartphone
>obsessing over china, pakistan, bangladesh
>never mentioning states in the USA aside from California, New York or Texas
>never talking about a house
>talking like you are on linkedin, reddit, etc
>never talking about guns, private property rights, freedom, the law, the constitution, etc
>saying india is beautiful outside of the city you just mentioned
>calling people westeners
>saying india invented X
>reportjeeting
>making caste and caste jokes
>replacing other people
>countering things by saying there's more of us tho
>bringing up that major tech companies have Indian ceos
>citing how indian households in america make the most money
>bringing up usa/china/nigeria crime, rape and incest statistics

 
I hate to say it but I will give them one and only one thing and that is paneer isn't terrible conceptually if you think of it like tofu that makes vegans mald and has a way less nasty texture. But that may be just the cheese curd enjoying whitey in me trying to defend a cheese product more than the point of origin.

But I'd never buy it and not just make it to be sure I'm not funding the menace or getting an intestinal disease.
Also naan is just a fucking flatbread which goddamn nearly every post-agricultural society has it's own version of it ain't special.
Halloumi is very similar, except brined, the Greeks (or Turks, argue who invented it somewhere else) made it ages ago. Plus you can make paneer pretty easily yourself, it's not cultured, it's just milk, salt and acid (vinegar or lemon juice or something) boiled up until it separates into curds, then strained and compressed until it's as firm as you like it. I've had pretty good results just boiling yoghurt and straining it, it's basically milk and its own lactic acid, so it separates the same way when you heat it. You can use the whey from draining it too, make your own flatbread with it instead of water and it'll make the bread softer and add more protein.

This unironically applies to curry itself too. Jeet Curry is a mystery disease slop that would make Granpa Nurgle smile. Whereas if curry was made by the Japanese, it tastes great and it won't leave you diseased.
Indonesian, Malaysian, Thai curries all mog jeet curry too, as do British-Indian curries that have kind of become their own beast.
 

They're pretty much over it now though. I'll keep an eye out for more drama queen antics on the reddits though.
 
cow's ass or something and all cow shit is from her turducken'ed ass from inside the cow or similar, hence why you see so many jeets quite literally eating / drinking / smearing / worshiping cow shit and piss. i'm astounded how they haven't managed to develop super-aids or something similar
Why would they do that? Good to know, my mistake.
 
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I laughed way too much after I saw this.
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+1000 Izzat
 
but if the brits have it as their national dish and it actually manages to taste great when made by a brit,
It's not our national dish (you're thinking of tikka masala, which is also not our national dish, outside of memes and propaganda), but the theory is sound anyway. Like I said up-thread, most of what's called indian food in the west is actually anglo recipes. Some of these recipes backwashed to india and became part of their nationalist story, but they didn't originate there. Taking your example, butter chicken is claimed to have been invented in delhi in the 1950s, but it's clearly a British-influenced dish, being essentially marinated, baked chicken skewers served in a thick, butter-based tomato sauce that's only one step away from a gravy. The only places in india that used full butter in recipes, rather than clarified butter, were near British military settlements.
 
it was an island that collided with Asia.
When was this? Like 100,000 years ago?

I really don't care what the name for South Asia is, but most normal people call it South Asia these days. Everyone knows that Indian culture is vastly different to the cultures encompassing East Asian cultures like Japan and China.

Using the term South Asia to describe that part of the world doesn't mean anyone thinks Indian and Chinese people are similar. That is fucking retarded.
 
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I just came here to say, I called a larger known company for a home repair job, and it took me a good minute or two before I realized I was talking to AI.

It was great. All of my information was correct. The repairman had no trouble finding my address because nothing was misspelled.

I am going to laugh while eating popcorn when AI finally ends that fucking country and the endless “Hello, this is ‘Steve,’ how may I help you today?” bullshit that they memorize and then everything afterwards is gobbledygook.
Indians are gonna shit up the internet worse because of AI taking their outsourced tech support and slave wage textile mills. Remember earlier in the thread how I noticed that there were so many feminist ragebait accounts on facebook that reeked of curry? Turns out I was right, pajeets are engagement farming to get ad revenue. It's not much, maybe $50-100, but that beats hellish Indian working conditions that they would have to endure if they could even find a job. Feminism is just the female version of being an incel so its almost impossible to tell the engagement farms apart from real femcels without good jeetdar.
 
The elephant in the room is that Indian food is fucking great when it's not cooked by actual filthy Indians, but sometimes you have to risk the poo to try a new dish first. Every day I hate myself for cooking dal bhat and eating achar pickles, but I'll fucken do it again and continue doing it until morale improves. Am I safe eating/cooking things that I pretend are mostly Nepalese or Pakistani with my own hygienic western hands?
Assuming you're honest and not just some jeet, and I've mentioned it before:

Try ethiopian food sometime, it ticks pretty much every box british stew with cumin (aka. "indian" food) does, but if you get it in a proper authentic restaurant you're much less likely to get food poisoning. The most common dishes aren't that difficult to make either, but it usually takes a while to prepare (and teff can be difficult to acquire unless you have ethiopians nearby importing it).
 
its almost impossible to tell the engagement farms apart from real femcels without good jeetdar.
IMO, not really. If you look at any other woman's blog (I'd recommend the man-hater thread native to the farms but as with all things on the farms, you will have infiltrators,) you'll notice this inherent method of phrasing that jeets fail to really... understand. I'm not sure how to phrase that. Jeets pretending to be women have this strange, fetishistic way of speaking when they're larping that makes it sound like they're writing everything with one hand. They fawn about feminine things such as hair, makeup, clothes, beauty, and of course their coveted bob and vagene. All issues are fronted through sexuality and percieved womanhood instead of the nature of being a pissed-off person (ie: "i am a beautiful white woman 43DD and i am mad about xyz" vs "i am mad about xyz"). Usually they're a bit more subtle but once you notice this it becomes impossible to ignore. It is my own personal jeetdar since never in my life have I heard any other woman speak close to that strangely. Genuine skinwalker shit.

Jeets running these femcel accounts just feels like a perpetual "Frued was right" moment towards the vagina-envy theories.
 
Using the term South Asia to describe that part of the world doesn't mean anyone thinks Indian and Chinese people are similar.
Jeets like YOU call it that to try and get yourselves conflated with Japanese/Korean/Chinese people as "Asians".
Calm down faggot. Everyone with a brain in their skulls understands geography; just because India is on the Asian continent doesn't make them asian, the same way Russia is considered on the asian continent* but nobody would call a typical russian an asian man. (*of course, you have your steppe-russians such as the mongolians and the native pre-russo tribes living in that area who qualify as more asian than russian, considering those people frequently associated with china.) Jeets, however, as I've previously mentioned, have been corralled off from the rest of Proper Asia thanks to the Himalayas, whereas Russians are corralled into europe thanks to permafrost tundras and empty steppes. Either way, jeets/pakis/etc are all classified under the "subcontinent" for a reason, a chinese man would vomit to imagine himself compared to a bangledeshi cockroach.

Try ethiopian food sometime
I used to have one near my college and you'd walk by and it's just "we don't have that. we're out of that." 24/7. They're spiritually akin to jamacian resturaunts.
 
its insane that the bar for immigrants has fallen to 'has some sort of culture and is recognizably human'. our forefathers were racist against italians. italians! what a luxurious, beautiful world where those are the guys youre trying to keep out of the neighborhood

The Italians were able to integrate and assimilate much quicker because ultimately Italian culture is a European culture, and therefore is far more compatible with the other European cultures (English, French, German, Dutch, etc.) that made up the bulk of what became American culture than, say, Indian culture. Italian culture has shared values, history, roots, religion, geography, norms, etiquette, and so on with the others. That is a very important factor to consider when looking at past immigration to America. Most of the immigrants were from Europe and had far more in common with one another than there were cultural differences. You simply can't say that with cultures like Indian, Pakistani, Africa, the Middle-East, etc. Even former colonies of European powers with all the cultural influences they received from being colonies have far too many differences to be compatible.

It also doesn't help when the immigrants aren't forced to assimilate and conform to the culture of their new home. Part of why immigrants in the late-1800s and early-1900s integrated so well in America, aside from coming from related cultures, is that cultural integration was enforced. There was no "multiculturalism". You either became Americans and learned English, or you were going to have a very hard time eeking out a living here. Sure, you had your little enclaves and neighborhoods where immigrants from the same country tended to live, which is where you get your Greek Towns, your Little Italies, your China Towns, etc. But even those places served to help newcomers assimilate by learning the ins and outs and cultural norms of America and learn to speak English from other immigrants who had been there longer and were more integrated. They were a little slice of home to help ease the newcomers into life in their new home before making their way elsewhere in the city/country. What they were NOT was Italian or German colonies where they could enjoy all the benefits of America without having to make any effort to assimilate and integrate. That unfortunately cannot be said of the immigrants and "asylum seekers" we have today where you have someone who has lived in America or the UK for decades and still can't converse in English. Your Learing Center Somalis and various Latinos, and now Indians and various Muslims who are taking over American cities in American states like Texas and converting them into cultural colonies.

This goes back to the lie of multiculturalism and racial/cultural universalism that claims all races and cultures are 100% equal and interchangeable. There is no magic soil that will allow you to pluck Sukhdeep from Dheli, drop him in Wyoming, and with enough time he will be just like any other heritage American who can trace his roots back to the Founding Fathers. Multiculturalism is a lie and a killer of nations. Eventually the various cultures will reach a critical mass and start to compete to become the dominant culture of the land.

I'm sure you've heard the old chestnut about "America is a cultural melting pot", right? The context it's often used in, it makes it sound like America is like a soup or stew simmering away inside a large soup pot, and every new culture that comes gets added and enhances the flavor, and that flavor is always changing. But that's not what the melting pot means. In it's original context, the "melting pot" was more like a blast furnace or a smelter, and the new cultures were like ore going into the smelter to be melted down and their impurities removed so that what was left over was the purity of conformity to the established American culture. The meaning behind the melting pot was purposefully manipulated and changed over time to reinforce the lie of multiculturalism and cultural universalism, just like the lie about America being "a country of immigrants". America was never a country of immigrants. America was always a country of Americans. The colonies that made up the first 13 states were mostly full of citizens who were native to this continent. They may have been colonialists and subject to England and other countries, but most of them had never set foot in the countries they were subject to. The United States was founded by mostly native North Americans who had conquered and colonized these lands. It was only later when the US had seized its independence and established it's own nation, it's own government, and it's own prosperity that the immigrants started coming. And while yes, we did take some cultural distinctions from those immigrants and added it to our own cultural identity (for example, many Irish immigrants went into law enforcement, and so many Irish traditions became traditions in American law enforcement), for the most part their original cultures were rendered down so that they became culturally American. That is what the melting pot originally meant, and like so many things it's meaning was perverted over time by those who wish to subvert ruin American cultural identity and replace it with lies.
 
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