OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

It's depressing to see DD&J try and act like Chris used Irish Witchcraft to force them to make content with/for him while he just farted around. Some of the best Oneyplays bits came from their era but every time DD wants to complain about everyone and everything on stream, it just ruins the memories more. Really hope that Bolbo game comes out and mogs them into the ground.
 
I watched through the whole thing now and took notes, here are the highlights: (Not the same stream as the one ChildrenOfMen just highlighted lmao)

0:59 - 2:13: Ding Dong accusing Oneyplays and crew of making fun of him over some tuba joke, likely in relation to his bizarre fetishes. (Idk what joke he's talking about, if someone could link that, that'd be helpful). Comes off as really insecure to me. I'm assuming the joke was lightheartedly poking fun at him if it was about him at all, but he's painting it out like it's some kind of conspiracy against him. He says that Chris reached out to do something with him a few months after said joke and Ding Dong thinks this was a way to "test the waters" to see how much they can make fun of him without Ding Dong cutting contact with them. Seems like another delusion born out of Ding Dong's victim complex.

2:37 - 4:07: Claims he was "trapped" in LA. Also claims that the Oneystays videos from 2021-2022 (YiiK, Digimon, etc.) was Chris's idea, and also claims that Chris and crew were spreading rumors as to why they left in order to get them back. (???) Apparently there were problems toward the end of the Oneystays sessions (Likely why the YiiK finale was never released) and Chris mentioned that he's never had problems working with anyone else the way he did with Ding Dong for those recording sessions. (I partially believe this one, but damn, can you blame Chris?) He then accuses Chris of "not gelling" with any of his current guests, implies that Oney BEGGED him to come back to record with him again, and says that he asked Chris why he even invited him back if he's such an issue.

5:06 - 5:35: Claims that one of the Oneyplays guests was paranoid that Ding Dong was going to replace him permanently.

5:48 - 6:05: Chris had an idea that he could get Ding Dong a computer where they record and that he could come by often for semi regular videos, Ding Dong shoots this down. Says that he wants more time for his own projects (streaming 12 hours a day to an audience of a couple hundred people) and that he's not going to "waste his time" with them

7:40 - 8:24: Mentions that DD+J didn't want to bring up anything political/drama/lolcow related in the Oneystays videos and got pissing when Chris brought up The Problem with Apu video and apparently after the recording he sperged out on Chris for bringing it up. (Lmao) He says he was angry because he didn't want to be associated by proximity with Chris's chuddy politics. (Imagine completely killing the mood and shitting over your friend right in front of him because of some innocuous comment, and then having to pretend to be cordial withe each other after that, good lord)

8:24: Also pissy that the recording and editing process for Oneystays took longer than the 2 weeks they wanted it to be. Ding Dong was adamant on sharing things through a physical hard drive while Chris wanted to use Dropbox to share everything.

9:42 - 11:07: Apparently while dealing the above issue, Chris shows Ding Dong a screenshot from the channel's editor's group chat about a problem they're having, and within that same screenshot they're shitting on Ding Dong for being hard to work with. According to Ding Dong, everyone in that group chat was trash talking him.

12:00 - 12:49: Initially upon receiving the offer from Chris to come down and record for Oneystays, Julian was a hard no and Ding Dong was a yes. However, as Ding Dong starting coming up with ideas for the recordings, Julian lightened up to the idea, while Ding Dong soured on it. Ding Dong says the only reason he finally decided on going was for the money.

14:00: Ding Dong caught Chris looking at 4chan threads on his phone while he was grinding in YiiK. (Lmao)

15:43 - 17:47: Chris was the one who mentioned the big finale for YiiK. It ended up being too elaborate and Chris didn't end up dedicating the time to completing it, according to DD. Apparently Chris did have a ~30 second animation rendered for it, and DD figured out how to modify the in-game cutscenes, however.

23:42: Tells his audience to not lash out at Oneyplays despite spending the last 23 minutes doing just that. Says he wants nothing to do with Oneyplays anymore, despite bringing all this shit up out of nothing.

24:59: Says that if you were here from Oneyplays, that "maybe this isn't the right place for you". Basically tells anyone who found out about him through Oneyplays (i.e his entire audience) to fuck off.

26:25: Julian comes in, says that DD's reaction is mild compared to his own, and that the whole Oneystays experience has made him lose his faith in humanity.

33:11: Says that the aforementioned tuba joke at the beginning was the final straw for him to never want to associate with Oneyplays and crew again (Lmao)

35:14: Implies that the "massive majority" of Oneyplays fans are "alt-righters" and that that's the exact fanbase that Chris is looking for and appealing to. (LMAO)

Basically everything I said in my initial post is vindicated after watching this. He feels too good to be making let's play with someone who's actually successful and would rather focus on their never-to-be-released vaporware instead. He is overly pissy and extremely hard to work with, and then when people start shitting on him for his poor behavior, he switches to "woe is me, I did nothing wrong and everyone is harassing me." As someone here already said before me: if everyone you meet is an abusive asshole, maybe look inside yourself for a second.

This entire rant comes off as extremely self-aggrandizing, like he was BEGGED to make these videos to save a dying channel and that he had everything planned out just for everyone else to cause issues, when really Chris was just trying to do something nice for old time's sake and DD had to make everything super difficult.

This guy just needs to take a break from the Internet and focus on his games because he is such a self-destructive dramafag and he's clearly stuck in an addictive cycle of causing issues for himself by airing gossip on his livestreams and then "woe is me"-ing after what he says breaks the containment of his small viewerbase. Ding Dong is a histrionic queer whos middle-school level drama antics are going to cause him to spiral farther and farther until his audience has dissipated and he's forced to moved back in with his parents at age 30-something. It's sad because if he just shut his mouth and worked on his games rather than streaming and whining for half of his existence, he might be able to create something of value. I wouldn't put it past Ding Dong to scour the Internet to find negative things people say about him, so DD, if you're reading this: Stop starting unnecessary drama, stop playing video games for 12 hours a day in your hugbox, stop blaming everything on others and nothing on yourself, jerking off to weird furry porn, and just focus on your games, dude.

Update: Apparently the tuba joke he was getting angry about was Lyle saying that something looked like a tuba and Chris saying "wow, I'm horny." That's it. That's literally all it took to set him off and go on a rant for 45 minutes.
 
Idk what joke he's talking about, if someone could link that, that'd be helpful
The video actually has timestamped links in the description.
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What I find funny is that I never made the DD connection with the tuba comment, lmao. There is exactly one comment that never got many upvotes that did.
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Damn I always kinda hoped they might one day do another Oneystays session but I guess that bridge is officially burnt. It actually makes Chris look so much better that he managed to make the videos from that time fun despite Ding Dong doing his best to be a wet blanket between recordings.
 
Apropos of nothing: Has Ding Dong ever been facedoxed? I wanna know what that little critter looks like irl. Is he really an obese black man?
He's not overly concerned with privacy, during his livestreams he's mentioned his age (around 36), and his attendance at New Trier High School, you could probably find yearbook photos if you were desperately curious.
 
I was wondering when DingDong and Julian were gonna go through their trolls remorse leftist phase now that being an edgyboi isnt seen as cool anymore online like it used to back in the 2010s, same thing happened to YMS. I honestly have less respect for people like this then hardcore through and through leftists that have kept up their offended act all the way since gamergate. I cut DingDing some slack with his first stream rant about GameGrumps because I hated Arin and it genuinely seemed like he got fucked over in it, but even back then he started complaining about people making videos on the drama that he brought up. You cant do that, you cant bring shit up publicly then start pissing and crying when people discus it publicly. And his deleting of everything, hes old channel was just over the top drama queen shit. Im starting to rethink how the GameGrumps shit went down, he seems properly histrionic and cant handle any kind of push back. Even back with the Yooka-Laylee video he stated he would never give his opinion on anything after that video because of the "backlash" he received. Im sorry but why the fuck are you a game dev intending to put something out there if you are not able to handle any kind of push back like that? Thats if their game comes out. Which it wont.
 
Is it surprising that everyone that has worked/or interacted with these two somehow start shit talking both them behind their backs . And they find out.

Game grumps,
Super Mega,
Oneyplays.
All of those dirty backstabbers.
These poor innocent, queer folk it's not like he's admitted to wanting to work with Oneyplays to get a paycheck

 
(〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜 some lowlights from DingDong's july 19th 2026 stream 〜( ̄▽ ̄〜)
"Smiling Friends is filled with far-right dog whistles and they only made fun of Dustborn because they're evil Trump supporters"
Dear god DD is completely lost in the sauce. I was really on his side during the dream daddy shit, but it's clear now he's an extremely neurotic person looking for enemies to be victimized by.
 
The more people that come out against Chris the better he seems. Same shit with stamper and Mick. They all start with this "hmph Chris? Let me tell you about this Chris guy!" then he does nothing, doesn't respond. Then wins.
 
The only reason Ding Dong doesn't have his own lolcow thread is because he is an annoying and boring person, not a single laugh can be milked from that bitter faggot.
Yeah it's the weird grey area of being annoyingly gay and aloof but not having enough going for them for it to even be worth following, but maybe in the future there will be a full fledged crashout after another one of his projects goes nowhere. Maybe keep an eye out I guess lol.
 
He then accuses Chris of "not gelling" with any of his current guests
This line alone immediately discredits every single thing he says in the entire stream.
You're so right DD, Chris just doesn't get along with Zach or Tomar or Cory or Lyle or Niall, all people he's known and been friends with and even lived with before he ever even met you. You were the best cohost the show had, but also fuck that show, it sucks and is evil and if you watch it you're a bad person.

Truly stunning how much of a disgusting little worm he's become since leaving.
 
3:42: Tells his audience to not lash out at Oneyplays despite spending the last 23 minutes doing just that. Says he wants nothing to do with Oneyplays anymore, despite bringing all this shit up out of nothing.

He did the same thing with the gamegrumps rant. (Weirdly he seems to have more contempt for Chris then he does Arin.) He can air out all his petty issues then still pretend hes not engaging in drama by saying that and sperging out if anyone talks about it online. But hes someone who will still expect people to take his side even if he says things like "You can still enjoy the person I now hate". Its such a bitch move
 
He did the same thing with the gamegrumps rant. (Weirdly he seems to have more contempt for Chris then he does Arin.) He can air out all his petty issues then still pretend hes not engaging in drama by saying that and sperging out if anyone talks about it online. But hes someone who will still expect people to take his side even if he says things like "You can still enjoy the person I now hate". Its such a bitch move
Its either because he spent a lot more time with Chris or Chris' fanbase doesnt react the same as Erin's and he isnt getting the response as he wants. Either consciously or unconsciously. Perpetual victims tend to want reactions and he most likely isnt getting ones he wants so he keeps trying
 
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