💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

If andy has indeed learned to edit angry amdy out of his aps calls this is as detrimental to the content as when Cobes learned he could put a piece of paper over the camera during wellness checks
 
Fat, adult autism fakers with a diaper fetish can't run away. Andy is so mad he can't SA Sunrise females any longer.

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I'm calling his bluff because they SURE IN THE HELL ain't wiping his ass in Harrisburg. He'll probably have better luck in Morrisdale, but the closer he gets to Philly the lower the chances of anyone wiping his ass. I mean really he has no chance of anyone wiping his ass east of 119, but Morrisdale keeps him as secluded at least IRL as possible.
 
He plans to besiege APS headquarters fucking lol :lol:
He's been regurgitating a bunch of First Amendment auditor bullshit, hopefully we get to hear "you can't trespass me from a taxpayer funded place if I'm not breaking any laws!" (It's not true in the least, but THOSE fools think it's true, so I'm sure that Amby thinks it's true as well.)
 
Fake. Andy's MO is to try his luck with another state every time he takes a bus trip. He's going to pay over 100 dollars just to hold scraps of cardboard up on APS's sidewalk? Yeah right.

Also, Andy you will never have any more luck with any other state than you did with PA. You waddled right into a gold mine and blew it.
 
Fake. Andy's MO is to try his luck with another state every time he takes a bus trip. He's going to pay over 100 dollars just to hold scraps of cardboard up on APS's sidewalk? Yeah right.
I could see him thinking that he'll get dat halp if he shows up at an APS office, phone in hand, whining about how he's entitled to a woman who will wipe his ass. (He'll likely just get trespassed from the building.)
 
I'm still pretty green to Amdy and this is like the third or fourth time he's "threatened" to run away in a couple of months, AI shopped photos of a bus ticket and everything.

Why doesn't he ever do it, and whom is he hoping to harm anyway by threatening to do it? His dad and brother don't care. He doesn't have hewp anymore (LOL), so Sunrise doesn't care. Despite his best efforts the state (or APS) doesn't care. The police don't care. People on the internet don't care. Nobody likes him or worries about what will happen to him if he leaves, they will just be relieved he's gone and do their damndest to make sure he can't come back.

So why doesn't he just do it? And who is this performance/AI shopped bs FOR? I don't understand his intended audience and what he gains from telling people he's leaving. Just...leave dude lol. What a fucking drama queen.
 
If he had a payment method to buy the debit card, why didn't he just use that payment method to buy the bus ticket directly? Other than "He's not really going anywhere and will spend the $105 on Crinklz."
 
It's a common Amby tactic. He thinks the "right to a safe discharge" means that he has to be discharged into a group home, the only environment he deems safe. What it really means is the hospital can't discharge someone into a trap house, or just dump them at the county line to get rid of them.

It always goes like this:

💩: AMBY DON'T WANT DAT HEWP ANYMORE CAUSE YOU SAY I FAKE! ME MAKE LAWSUIT!

👩‍⚕️: Okay! Where would you like to go?

💩: GWOUPOME OR PARK BENCH!

👩‍⚕️: I'm sorry, you're not eligible for a group home, and a park bench isn't safe! What about a shelter?

💩: UNSAFE DISCHARGE! ME NEEB DAT HIGHER LEVEL OF CARE! I WANNA DIE CAUSEA YEW!

👩‍⚕️: What about your dad's house?

💩: DAYAB BUZES ME! ME SKERT OF DAYAB! UNSAFE DISCHARGE!!

👩‍⚕️:What about another hosp-

💩: DEY DOIPER SHAME MEHEHEHE!! I HAB DA RIGHT TO A SAFE DISCHARGE

THUD THUD THUD

👮‍♂️: Hey! Stop banging your head!

👩‍⚕️: Why don't we go back up to your room and think about it?... OH MY GOD NO! KEEP YOUR DIAPER ON!
That is funny/the tactic, but I was focusing on how he admits that a professional setting identified him as malingering and the hospital he was at didn't immediately tell him to fuck off because that's the professional way of saying "he fake".
 
And who is this performance/AI shopped bs FOR? I don't understand his intended audience and what he gains from telling people he's leaving. Just...leave dude lol. What a fucking drama queen.

The Reddit and YouTube hatewatchers mostly. He's trying to tease reactions out of people so that he is validated by attention.

He's learned the hard way via detective visits to his door that attention baiting with pedo and sexual assault themed posts is very very risky, so he's going with the old tried and true 'im wunnin away! for real this time!' because he HAS done it in the past (and we've milked much lulz from it) but he's cried wolf so many times now that he's getting less and less attention each time to the point that he's getting very little from it. Even the AI-printed ticket he's tried before.

Despite that, it's all he has left because while he's not autistic or retarded, he IS pretty stupid.
 
Too retarded to make himself a bowl of cereal but can still figure out how to pay for a bus ticket and navigate schedules. Which is a miracle since he's timeblind and all.

Ah the duality of Amdy Ditch
He's some kind of reverse savant who's really good at mundane shit like navigating different payment processors, scheduling the trip, etc, but don't ask him to wipe his ass because his nerves are so shot from the autism he can't reach back there even though he types 100 WPM and can play guitar.

Also the fact he can be in a specific time and place to hop on a prescheduled bus couldn't be a better disproval of time blindedness.

An actual retard running away would just buy the most immediate ticket because they dont think and plan like that.
 
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