💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

Andy can't go outside, so the only thing to do is harass someone on the phone


"I need dat help and not getting that help" or some shit like that.

It's Andy, you know the drill.

The whinnying in this one is pretty wonderful.
Of course he had to bring up his diapers and that he needs his asshole wiped. Imagine this being your whole life. He’s so pathetic lol.

Pretty sure I’ve heard this woman on the phone before. She knows exactly who he is.
 
Oh god apparently he wants to get a new puppy to abuse.

Awful idea. Nothing is safe around the pervert.

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Of course he had to bring up his diapers and that he needs his asshole wiped. Imagine this being your whole life. He’s so pathetic lol.

Pretty sure I’ve heard this woman on the phone before. She knows exactly who he is.
"I have Autism Two, I have incontinence, I have incontinence, I have ADHD, I have wandering disease, I have incontinence....I need help showering and changing my diaper."
 
Just re-watching some of Andee's hits. This one is 2nd most pathetic call after his Singing the Rain poop shower vid. Just starts with him going "I'm skert" over and over to APS, wasting their time, doing the fake "repeating what you say", and going "HEHHHHHH" to substitute crying.

Ironically about 5 minutes in he complains the APS worker used the term "blankie" instead of blanket, meanwhile he's fake wailing about being hungry and how Tawm won't be his slave, and one of my fave andy moments at 7:15 he calls his APS worker Stephany "p-p-p-p-p-peffany" which is hilarious fake, which he realizes, so he just starts saying "i fake" over and over. The APS worker suggests Andy hug himself, which is really funny. Go hug yourself buddy, literally no one else would. Then at 10:40... he can't help it, he talks to her about jerking off his tiny cock, after she tried to help, he's gotta involve her in his fetish.

Have you ever watched any videos of actual autistic people having meltdowns? It's not a joke, he is literally taking the piss with his fake tantrums. Andee got lebel 3 aut-ISM.. need dat help!!
I've dealt with more actual autistic meltdowns than I can count in person, and not a single one of them looked like this bullshit that Andrew Ditch engages in. If I had to compare his "meltdowns" to anything, it's an opioid addict that has been told that he's not getting Dilaudid for cc of back pain x 10 years, or that we're not going to prescribe Percocet for an ankle sprain.
 
Just re-watching some of Andee's hits. This one is 2nd most pathetic call after his Singing the Rain poop shower vid. Just starts with him going "I'm skert" over and over to APS, wasting their time, doing the fake "repeating what you say", and going "HEHHHHHH" to substitute crying.

Ironically about 5 minutes in he complains the APS worker used the term "blankie" instead of blanket, meanwhile he's fake wailing about being hungry and how Tawm won't be his slave, and one of my fave andy moments at 7:15 he calls his APS worker Stephany "p-p-p-p-p-peffany" which is hilarious fake, which he realizes, so he just starts saying "i fake" over and over. The APS worker suggests Andy hug himself, which is really funny. Go hug yourself buddy, literally no one else would. Then at 10:40... he can't help it, he talks to her about jerking off his tiny cock, after she tried to help, he's gotta involve her in his fetish.

Have you ever watched any videos of actual autistic people having meltdowns? It's not a joke, he is literally taking the piss with his fake tantrums. Andee got lebel 3 aut-ISM.. need dat help!!
I think I know which call you're talking about. The aps worker had a motherly tone and it triggered the fuck out of Andy's fetish. He was 100% jerking off at some point during the call. He even brought up wanting a tornado randomly. Definitely in my top 5 Andy calls. Every time he calls he probably hopes he'll get a worker like that again.
 
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