💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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Shut up andy
 

He still has to pretend to be interested in the weather.

I'd love for him to experience Thunder Bay, Ontario right about now- close enough to the fires that the sky is an orange-brown, and ashes fall like rain.


This is a threat. He's going to stink up the zip code unless the government orders a taxpayer-funded daipy change.

He did brag that his shit and farts can turn the air green...
 
People aren't wiping his ass and indulging his bullshit. That's just what I assume every time he bitches.
and you're right.

Even with Yamcha's helpful write-up I have no idea what he's been about in his latest call. Lack of 24 hour care? Is that it?
More or less. It was him trying REALLY hard to pretend to be retarded (anytime he leans on that fake AAC he's trying too hard) for the sake of getting HALP and honestly it didn't sound like he's going to get it. All he did was submit a report/complaint and waste a lot of time.
 
you guys ever notice how much the peeing pimp loves walmart generic brand soda

i see him drink a lot of doctor thunder and walmart brand mountain dew
it's always like the big ass 2 liters too.

Tawm used to complain he downed so many and was too lazy to put them in the holder, they became a tripping hazard.


More or less. It was him trying REALLY hard to pretend to be retarded (anytime he leans on that fake AAC he's trying too hard) for the sake of getting HALP and honestly it didn't sound like he's going to get it. All he did was submit a report/complaint and waste a lot of time.

It was truly insufferable.

"I get round-the-clock care, but sometimes there isn't a caregiver available, and the caregivers I get are PSWs and wranglers, not expensive nurses and behavioural therapists to administer treatments I don't need to further my fantasy"

"There's nothing wrong with my house, but they don't take me out to stuff my face at Wendy's I mean go out in the community"

"I'm bored and have nothing to do, and that's your fault too"
 
Just visiting this thread after learning about Andrew

All I gotta say is that you don’t have to be retarded to be retarded, there are retards with more dignity & intelligence than whatever the fuck is going on in this functionally dysfunctional mind
 
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The injuries he had were minor and were way more consistent with someone just simply falling off their bike. Hell he didn't even spend a night in the hospital. He was in there for like 4 hours and then they told him to get out.

I should elaborate, I'm not saying that it's what caused Andy to become the way he is or gave him brain damage or even that it was a serious accident. Just that there was some sort of incident on the street and it made people pay attention to him and pity him, he liked it and he's constantly been chasing the high from it for years. It also taught him another method of manipulation and how much attention he could get just by playing in the street. He's infatuated with the idea. It's the origin of a lot of Andy's nonsense like the "I can't cross streets" claim. Claiming that he's been hit by cars is like his #2 manipulation tactic, like when the officer talked to him in the ambulance. Andy fakes and Tom may have embellished it but whatever it was he learned from it.
 
How miraculous it is that not a single 911 operator has told Andy to fuck off and rightfully hung up on him.
It's not 911, it's Adult Protective Services (APS). There are actual laws in place to dissuade even a fuck up of Amdy's caliber from playing these kind of retard games with actual 911 operators. When he didn't have the phone numbers of anyone to harass in Ohio, and was too lazy to look anything up, he called 911 to play his games. Prosecutors dropped the hammer immediately, which lead to him fleeing the state in short order.
 
So Andy finally did WUN away to the great state of West Virginia and was taken in by this wonderful family called the Whittakers. They've really taken a shine to him being the same intellect and all.

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After even the Whaetley's and Innsmouth told him to fuck off, I guess. Yog Sothoth and Dagon has standards.
 
Just re-watching some of Andee's hits. This one is 2nd most pathetic call after his Singing the Rain poop shower vid. Just starts with him going "I'm skert" over and over to APS, wasting their time, doing the fake "repeating what you say", and going "HEHHHHHH" to substitute crying.

Ironically about 5 minutes in he complains the APS worker used the term "blankie" instead of blanket, meanwhile he's fake wailing about being hungry and how Tawm won't be his slave, and one of my fave andy moments at 7:15 he calls his APS worker Stephany "p-p-p-p-p-peffany" which is hilarious fake, which he realizes, so he just starts saying "i fake" over and over. The APS worker suggests Andy hug himself, which is really funny. Go hug yourself buddy, literally no one else would. Then at 10:40... he can't help it, he talks to her about jerking off his tiny cock, after she tried to help, he's gotta involve her in his fetish.

Have you ever watched any videos of actual autistic people having meltdowns? It's not a joke, he is literally taking the piss with his fake tantrums. Andee got lebel 3 aut-ISM.. need dat help!!
 
So Andy finally did WUN away to the great state of West Virginia and was taken in by this wonderful family called the Whittakers. They've really taken a shine to him being the same intellect and all.

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As awful as the situation with the Whittakers is. they're too nice to be exposed to the faker. They've already been put through enough in life.

They don't deserve this fat diaper fetishist.
 
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