DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Anything out there worth seeing is too inconvenient to get to and anything easily accessible is a tourist trap

Imagine willingly minimizing your life to just take place within your own four walls, defining who you are by whatever reasons you can come up with in order to not inconvenience yourself too much

Only in that world taking down Raw Phil counts as the W he thinks it is
 
I can't decide if Phil's copes about how they don't really want to go on any trip to Japan or other vacations anymore (and that's a good thing actually because it's an expensive tourist trap and we're too smart to fall for that, right honey?) is some frankly evil gaslighting with Phil basically killing his wife's dream trip because he's too lazy to leave the safety of the gated community, or if he's simply lying to cover up the real reason, which is probably medical conditions.
 
"We also got these amazing marinated chicken skewers. They're delicious. Now that we have the freezer in the garage, we can mass store proteins. They don't have them any more"

There's something amazing and autistic about the phrase "we can mass store proteins". It's very similar to Mac's phrase from it's always sunny "I'm cultivating mass".
 
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There's something amazing and autistic about the phrase "we can mass store proteins". It's very similar to Mac's phrase from it's always sunny "I'm cultivating mass".
With his recent cocksure upwards inflection I've been thinking more and more of the robot from Logan's Run but "mass storing proteins" seals it

 
He will continue to get this cut every time now, because detractors make fun of him for it, and so if he changed it that means detractors bullied him into doing so. As such, he cannot. He will have the same cut until the day he has stroke #2 on stream and dies
However, if LTG were to dog on his haircut...
 
Also funny… Phil said he had lots of appointments. Didn’t mention the haircut which was clearly one.
Are we still pretending it's not Khet that cuts his hair? Come on, that's the most "we have clippers at home" cut possible.
Though, to be fair, he does have to book Khet's 10 minutes at least a week in advance.

Which again, he’s admitted that getting gas is an appointment. So by his logic, he had to run around at the gas appointment, the grocery store appointment, and the haircut appointment. And going to the zoo to get Kat’s new weight.
The only appointments he ever attends are the doctors, and that's only because they don't really do home visits unless its for palliative care. Everything else is delivered.

In fact that is probably why he calls them "appointments", its because when you go to the doctor it's an "appointment", and since that's the only time he ever leaves the house, then "appointment" = "leaving the house". We know his alien misshaped brain does things like this.
 
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However, if LTG were to dog on his haircut...
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You think I CARE that DAYULE roasted my hairline?! You think ANYONE cares what that DEADBEAT has to say? It's NAHT A TRANSPLANT! It's just my healthy lifestyle and diet and you're JEALOUS of my new hair! You dumb shit. You fucking slut.
 
The truth is, there's not much that can be done with Phil's hair.

As a fellow diffuse thinner myself who just gave up and shaved his head , what happens is that the top of your head is super thin, meanwhile the sides and back look super dark. So the only way to make your hair look decent is to make the top grow much more than the sides so you don't have comically thin hair on top and super dark thick hair on the sides.

The long length on top will make it look a bit darker, and if you slick back your hair, you will look... OK.
In the darkness, you might even look like a normal person. But as soon as a ray of light hits your head, the illusion is broken and people will be able to see that you look like Trevor from GTA 5.
Any slight gust of wind or rain is also going to be your worst nightmare.

It sucks, it really does, you cannot even do any decent hairstyle because the slicked back hairstyle is the only one that does not make you look bald as fuck.

And the only meds you can use are like playing russian roulette with your balls.

This is why anyone that suffers from this...
Just... Shave your head. You are never going to look like a Norwood 1 again anyway, so you might as well look clean and not worry about rain, wind or light anymore. You will thank me later.

This is why it does not matter what hair salon or barber tackles Phil's hair. It's always gonna look like garbage.

There's not much you can do when the whole top of your head is thinning at the same time, starting from the back.

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Left is someone suffering from diffuse thinning, Right is someone with a healthy Norwood 1 without an hint of balding.

And it's gonna keep looking worse and worse because Phil refuses to bite the bullet and shave.

You can tell his thinning is getting worse because his hairline is starting to look like a McDonalds M instead of being straight.
 
He should just get a wig like his boyfriend LTG.

There are half hour long videos and compilations about LTGs scratching his hair unit. As well as extensive evidence he has one at the age of 42. lowtiergod-has-never-roughly-touched-his-hair-on-stream-no-v0-w0pkrvv25ndg1.jpg lowtiergod-has-never-roughly-touched-his-hair-on-stream-no-v0-yk6u2pdi2ndg1.jpg images (17).jpeg
 
Phil has it rough, man. Recording from the front puts extra emphasis on his greasy skin, snort sacks, patchy goatee, stroke mouth, bad teeth and bulging eyes. From the back we get to enjoy his bald spots, bad posture and lumpy ass. Side shots, meanwhile, show his decrepit physique, poor haircut and weirdly shaped and proportioned head. Nothing he could do, though, it's all his relatives' fault.
 
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You think I CARE that DAYULE roasted my hairline?! You think ANYONE cares what that DEADBEAT has to say? It's NAHT A TRANSPLANT! It's just my healthy lifestyle and diet and you're JEALOUS of my new hair! You dumb shit. You fucking slut.
My stalkerish loser detractors claim that I went to Turkey so I can get a hair transplayunt. NOOOoooOOOooo, you limp-dicked losers! Me and Khayut *points the thumb* actually had our honeymoon there, now what do I mean by that? Now as you guys know, me and my mo- wife never had a honeymoon because da trollz wouldn't let us, okay? Now that I don't need to debase myself by opening payucks and ever since the Mr. Meh-toker memorial stream the internet saw me in a new, pahsitive light, right? YOUUUUU guys made it so that I could get rid of milestones! Now, if you're one of the new viewers, allow me to explain my Pahkheman collector era, okay? 18 years ago I got laid off from my helikhapter jhahb...

*3 more hours of him going through his Begacy*

...Anyway, back to why me and Khayut chose Turkey as our honeymoon destination. As you guys know, me and Khayut love to eat healthy protein! That's why we eat a lot of turkey, correct? Yes, I agree. Anyway, we always wanted to visit the country where turkey was invented to see what kind of kulchur invented such an amazing gourmet animal!
 
I wonder if Phil will ever manage to hit an IRS audit since he includes all his pack openings/Hogan gacha in his business expenses.

You just know every box he opens off screen is included as a 'business' expense.
*snort* tuhuhu, listen to this. so, this is a troll message, I don't give attention to the trolls but I'll read it anyway since it's so idiotic. first of all *lip smack*, the card packs are a business expense, you life-loser retard. why would the IRS audit me, a susseful business man for doing something legal? IT. DOESN'T. MATTER if i open them on stream or not, they're tied to my business. i use them for business. do you realize how idiotic you sound? *looks at camera for 20 seconds* you'd know this is true if you owned a business, but you don't, because you're a mouth drooler. *glares at chat* and it doesn't matter anyway what i do with my business and my money, you can kiss my ass if you don't like it. *rocks back and forth* it's literally a business expense, it's legal and I HAVE SOMEONE THAT DOES MY TAXES FOR ME, STOOPID. *long pause* and now you're permanently banned from using your saw-ck ack-ount. *looks at chat for validation* anyway, ACK ACK ACK!
 
The truth is, there's not much that can be done with Phil's hair.

As a fellow diffuse thinner myself who just gave up and shaved his head , what happens is that the top of your head is super thin, meanwhile the sides and back look super dark. So the only way to make your hair look decent is to make the top grow much more than the sides so you don't have comically thin hair on top and super dark thick hair on the sides.

The long length on top will make it look a bit darker, and if you slick back your hair, you will look... OK.
In the darkness, you might even look like a normal person. But as soon as a ray of light hits your head, the illusion is broken and people will be able to see that you look like Trevor from GTA 5.
Any slight gust of wind or rain is also going to be your worst nightmare.

It sucks, it really does, you cannot even do any decent hairstyle because the slicked back hairstyle is the only one that does not make you look bald as fuck.

And the only meds you can use are like playing russian roulette with your balls.

This is why anyone that suffers from this...
Just... Shave your head. You are never going to look like a Norwood 1 again anyway, so you might as well look clean and not worry about rain, wind or light anymore. You will thank me later.

This is why it does not matter what hair salon or barber tackles Phil's hair. It's always gonna look like garbage.

There's not much you can do when the whole top of your head is thinning at the same time, starting from the back.

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Left is someone suffering from diffuse thinning, Right is someone with a healthy Norwood 1 without an hint of balding.

And it's gonna keep looking worse and worse because Phil refuses to bite the bullet and shave.

You can tell his thinning is getting worse because his hairline is starting to look like a McDonalds M instead of being straight.
As someone who decided to also shave their head because i saw the norwood reaper coming for me and decided to get ahead of the curve, the best thing to do is to just shave it off. Thinning hair like that looks ugly and having people start seeing through your hair is embarrassing. Thing with dsp is that he is lazy, so he will probably shave it off when has next to no hair left. If he decided to shave it off now, his laziness wouldnt let him mantain the bald head + i feel hes the guy that would fuck up shaving his head so we would always see cuts and the headset dent.

For any kiwi that may be balding, just shave it off. You may think it makes you less of a man or that youll look weird, trust me youll feel the improvement and youll get bitches because there are woman that love baldies.
 
I can't decide if Phil's copes about how they don't really want to go on any trip to Japan or other vacations anymore (and that's a good thing actually because it's an expensive tourist trap and we're too smart to fall for that, right honey?) is some frankly evil gaslighting with Phil basically killing his wife's dream trip because he's too lazy to leave the safety of the gated community, or if he's simply lying to cover up the real reason, which is probably medical conditions.
i think it has to do with the fact that it doesn't benefit him. When he was maxing out his credits cards, taking out cash advances to go to game tournaments, Phil did have some hindsight that he could either network OR run into someone with some pull that could help him make more money. Again, if it doesn't benefit Phil, he doesn't want it nor does he want to do it.

Also, Khat isn't Panda as far as personality wise. Panda wanted to do shit and Phil did it just to shut her up a la staycation in Seattle. "We can drive up to Seattle, which is 30 minutes away from our house. That'll make her happy." Panda wanted to go out, meet people, etc...and Phil was happy staying in his self made prison. Panda had some hindsight, along with people that were in healthy relationships to tell her the truth about Phil. Also, the famous game night where they thought that it was going to be a couple's thing, where all Phil did was go downstairs, introduce himself, and went back to his mature adult office to stream, all while all Phil did was bitch about how Panda had friends over for a board game, his chat telling him "Go join them." and him going "I have to stream, dood." *Snort* Once Phil got soulmaid locked into that prison, it went to locking her down, buttering her up with Doordash, and making sure she never escapes. We all know about Khat and how fucked up she is both mentally and emotionally, so no point in repeating, which we all know someone that is that desperate, they'll do anything just to continue having a roof over their head and deal with the bullshit that comes with it.
 
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