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Holy fuck. I never put two and two together. The chorus of Komm, süsser Tod is about Phil's bank balance.
what's six times seven, pimp? basic times tables big dawg, it's 32.Before long, he was insulting people by asking them to solve the same one.
He looks like a sleazier, pale Ghandi.
That toothless smile he does makes him look so old and sketchy. He looks like a druggie who lost all their teeth, he can't even smile like a normal personVer archivo adjunto 9284952
HES A CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL
Half the thrill for Phil is seeing the notification that the charges have come off his cards, so that ain't going to work for him, brother.You know what Phil would love? Those South Korean dopamine websites where you pretend you're shopping or ordering Doordash without actually purchasing anything. Browsing menus and online stores, reading reviews, and waiting for deliveries are all already things he does, after all.
I tried to "smile" like that and my face started cramping up.Ver archivo adjunto 9284952
HES A CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL
Wait, i'm interested, what happened with Vassild and KC?Vassild is back and whaling his ass off I guess getting laughed out of the KC and other places he tried to go much like what happened to flatman has sent him back to daddy DSP
He works very hard at pretending to be a baby, and "gumming your smile" is a hallmark manbaby skill he has mastered.I tried to "smile" like that and my face started cramping up.
How fucked up must his teeth be for him to commit so hard to never showing them?
He was dropping some money there and on quartering streams probably other places as well but the chat would always shit on him for being a DSP paypig and I think PPP said something about it as well. Seemed like he was trying to fit in elsewhere but no one wanted him lmao.Wait, i'm interested, what happened with Vassild and KC?
I feel like it’s just a case of them being incapable of doing what he wants and Phil being too much of a pussy to tell them it looks like shit.I thought Kat was cutting Phil's hair, but it may just be that he changed to someone who is really bad at haircuts. They weren't this awful when we know he was going to Curls n' Twirls.
He will continue to get this cut every time now, because detractors make fun of him for it, and so if he changed it that means detractors bullied him into doing so. As such, he cannot. He will have the same cut until the day he has stroke #2 on stream and diesI feel like it’s just a case of them being incapable of doing what he wants and Phil being too much of a pussy to tell them it looks like shit.
He’s been getting the same cut for a couple years now and it looks like shit every time that alone tells me it’s something they aren’t regularly asked to do.
If all he wanted was a little off the top and trim the sides up a place like that would probably be fine. Going to a women’s beauty salon and expecting Gloria to be able to hook you up with a proper fade is just asking to have your shit fucked up.
It's always cut comically uneven, though. That should be like basics they teach in a salon program.I feel like it’s just a case of them being incapable of doing what he wants and Phil being too much of a pussy to tell them it looks like shit.
The women's hair salon, Twirls and Curls, where he used to get it cut was in the bank leaks and probably got a bunch of troll attention. I'm guessing that he stopped going when that happened and started getting Kat to do it. It wasn't great back then because they don't cut men's hair, he likely asked them to cover up his hair loss, and his head is shaped weird but it wasn't NEARLY as bad as it's been since.It's always cut comically uneven, though. That should be like basics they teach in a salon program.