DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Shon&Saunders666420]

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Good idea actually, Raw should just start restreaming him with a bald filter on like that ltg troll he watched years back did. That way at least we wouldn't have to see his atrocious hairline and maybe it would be more "transformative" His natural lightbulb head in it's full glory.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Phil's hairline is turning into a natural mohawk.

 

[johnkimble123]

Fun reminder that this ghoul is a piece of shit and wanting all the bad things to happen to him is not only acceptable but human to want.

In fact I hope a detractor starts to talk about Phil not getting trolled like Phil talks about low support.

“Guys Phil didn’t get derailed into any whiny segments today. What happened? Don’t know, people were engaging in trolling but the support from Phil wasn’t there. Hope this isn’t a pattern.”

 

[shekelshoah666]

Had to rely on Anon (and 2 sock accounts) to save the business again Sad! DSP is coping about how actually the MTG box was great and he made money and it's not worth it to buy collectors boxes because they have less packs for more money!

 

[johnkimble123]

There’s something hilarious about Phil & Kat, dumb & fatter, supposedly going outside at all, coming home, then ordering DoorDash.

Or even worse, as he’s admitted, ordering DoorDash breakfast, then going out, then coming home to order Amazon shit, then ordering DoorDash dinner.

These 2 really are the biggest fucking retards in Renton. They should go mass store some more proteins in their top loader style freezer.

Oh and he ordered delivered ice cream when it was 80-90 degrees. And the 400 lb useless fatty was too stupid to say that’s a bad idea. Confirmed morons.

 

[strandedcastaway]

There’s something hilarious about Phil & Kat, dumb & fatter, supposedly going outside at all, coming home, then ordering DoorDash.

Or even worse, as he’s admitted, ordering DoorDash breakfast, then going out, then coming home to order Amazon shit, then ordering DoorDash dinner.

These 2 really are the biggest fucking retards in Renton. They should go mass store some more proteins in their top loader style freezer.

Right? Unless he cut his own hair (which it looks like he or someone blind did), he had to leave the house at some point. So he went out for the haircut, but not only DoorDashed dinner but ice cream....what an alien.

 

[Huggler]

Right? Unless he cut his own hair (which it looks like he or someone blind did), he had to leave the house at some point. So he went out for the haircut, but not only DoorDashed dinner but ice cream....what an alien.

imagine going out with that as your haircut
with how stupid he looks, someone gotta have thrown a snarky comment passing him by "looking good buddy" or "nice haircut man"

and he believed it.
"I knew it was only those retards that hate me saying shit"

 

[Telemeter]

Good idea actually, Raw should just start restreaming him with a bald filter on like that ltg troll he watched years back did. That way at least we wouldn't have to see his atrocious hairline and maybe it would be more "transformative" His natural lightbulb head in it's full glory.

He should create Raw Raw Phil, a youtube archive of famous Rumble streamer Raw Phil.

Had to rely on Anon (and 2 sock accounts) to save the business again Sad! DSP is coping about how actually the MTG box was great and he made money and it's not worth it to buy collectors boxes because they have less packs for more money!

I enjoy the fact that all his pulls are worth $0 dollars immensely.

At best, when Phil dies Keht is going to sell them all in bulk on a garage sale for $20, that divided by the number of cars he pulls is the absolute maximum value they have.

If Keth dies first, then when Phil dies they are going into the landfill when the neighbors complain about the smell and they come to scrape his rotting corpse from his ahffice.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

There’s something hilarious about Phil & Kat, dumb & fatter, supposedly going outside at all, coming home, then ordering DoorDash.

Or even worse, as he’s admitted, ordering DoorDash breakfast, then going out, then coming home to order Amazon shit, then ordering DoorDash dinner.

These 2 really are the biggest fucking retards in Renton. They should go mass store some more proteins in their top loader style freezer.

Oh and he ordered delivered ice cream when it was 80-90 degrees. And the 400 lb useless fatty was too stupid to say that’s a bad idea. Confirmed morons.

Doordash breakfast is the most dented, decadent shit on the fucking planet. Imagine paying preem for some jeet to drive and hand deliver scrambled fucking eggs to your front door. If you're too lazy to cook an egg just eat some toast or cereal or something like a normal human style person

 

[SwiftBucks]

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End of Philvangelion always makes me emotional

 

[johnkimble123]

Also funny… Phil said he had lots of appointments. Didn’t mention the haircut which was clearly one.

Which again, he’s admitted that getting gas is an appointment. So by his logic, he had to run around at the gas appointment, the grocery store appointment, and the haircut appointment. And going to the zoo to get Kat’s new weight.

 

[PopularMediaToaster]

Had to rely on Anon (and 2 sock accounts) to save the business again Sad! DSP is coping about how actually the MTG box was great and he made money and it's not worth it to buy collectors boxes because they have less packs for more money!

Don't buy the Collector's Boxes which are the only way to get the high value chase rares, buy the regular boxes filled with nothing but cardboard chaff for the cattle!

Huzzah! The business is SAVED!

 

[Phil's Tax Attorney]

Man today's early stream pahdcahst was a gem...

He said he considered going on a cruise but decided against it because he may have to sit at the same table as obnoxious people and drunks (LOL)

There was also a 15min projection sperGOUT about how da trolls are no life losers who are always online and have no friends and family to tell them their behavior is unhinged

Well worth a watch

 

[Gooby]

Had to rely on Anon (and 2 sock accounts) to save the business again Sad! DSP is coping about how actually the MTG box was great and he made money and it's not worth it to buy collectors boxes because they have less packs for more money!

"made money" is hilarious considering there's basically no chance he's selling enough cards to profit. By the time he gets around to selling 1 card, it's likely even the most expensive one has dropped to basically nothing because people are going to be playing with the newer sets.

 

[johnkimble123]

Man today's early stream pahdcahst was a gem...

He said he considered going on a cruise but decided against it because he may have to sit at the same table as obnoxious people and drunks (LOL)

There was also a 15min projection sperGOUT about how da trolls are no life losers who are always online and have no friends and family to tell them their behavior is unhinged

Well worth a watch

The way he projects his own insecurities, his own life, and his own desires on others is always funny.

Phil said that his detractors lose their mind when they don’t have a device in front of them and aren’t plugged in. From the same guy who whines when there’s nothing to do if either the internet or power is out. Even in the company of his 450 lb wife. He also says people are entirely online when Phil himself gets all of his news and takes from Twitter. Not even word of mouth or his own lived experiences.

Phil calls people no load life losers when he himself is that. Nothing to be explained there. He said detractors have no friends. Phil literally admitted the only thing he has in life is his gourmet sub sandwich wife, his cope of not making a friend after living in WA for over 12 years.

Phil also tells people to sit and spin on it and fuck their mother, both desires that Phil has once had that have gone unfulfilled.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

And going to the zoo to get Kat’s new weight.

Now now, most truck scales can still work with that kind of weight, too! Honestly, the truck stop is kind of a nostalgia trip for Phil, it was a common place to find Linda Burnell back in the day.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I thought Kat was cutting Phil's hair, but it may just be that he changed to someone who is really bad at haircuts. They weren't this awful when we know he was going to Curls n' Twirls.

 

[SwiftBucks]

He said he considered going on a cruise but decided against it because he may have to sit at the same table as obnoxious people and drunks (LOL)

He also mentioned that some people only go on cruises to drink, which is obviously unappealing for a teetotaler like himself.

I thought Kat was cutting Phil's hair, but it may just be that he changed to someone who is really bad at haircuts. They weren't this awful when we know he was going to Curls n' Twirls.

Gladys finally retired and some immigrant took her chair

 

[johnkimble123]

I thought Kat was cutting Phil's hair, but it may just be that he changed to someone who is really bad at haircuts. They weren't this awful when we know he was going to Curls n' Twirls.

Phil bankrupted another business. All you had to see was the Burnell’s hair and that was it.

Now now, most truck scales can still work with that kind of weight, too! Honestly, the truck stop is kind of a nostalgia trip for Phil, it was a common place to find Linda Burnell back in the day.

Weigh station appointment, he can only fit her in midday on Wednesdays now

 

[RougeRed]

The way he projects his own insecurities, his own life, and his own desires on others is always funny.

Phil said that his detractors lose their mind when they don’t have a device in front of them and aren’t plugged in. From the same guy who whines when there’s nothing to do if either the internet or power is out. Even in the company of his 450 lb wife. He also says people are entirely online when Phil himself gets all of his news and takes from Twitter. Not even word of mouth or his own lived experiences.

Phil calls people no load life losers when he himself is that. Nothing to be explained there.

Phil also tells people to sit and spin on it and fuck their mother, both desires that Phil has once had that have gone unfulfilled.

You forgot the part where he criticises people for not having friends as if he hasn't said on numerous occasions that he has none because married people don't have time for friends. Obviously, this is kinda just sour grapes because he wants but can't have them.

You're absolutely right about his insecurities though, and it's almost always the case with insecure people, and even moreso with narcissists. They attack the things they value because they can't imagine other people having different values than themselves. It makes perfect sense because the most hurtful insult they can think of is the one that hurt them the most, and in some way it probably makes the insecurity hurt a bit less to imagine that other people have the same problem.

An incident that comes to mind was when someone in voice chat with Wings insulted his intelligence by asking him to solve a simple math problem (he couldn't). Before long, he was insulting people by asking them to solve the same one.

It's the same reason for all of the things he accuses other streamers of doing to cheat their way to success. He used to rant all the time about how other streamers cater to children in order to pad their audience numbers, dye their hair, act like clowns, etc. He was just bitter because he didn't think he could get those things to work for him. He couldn't, but that didn't stop him from trying once he realized no one thought he was better than the other streamers.