🌟 Internet Famous Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

Clearly you never used the Vita store, where you couldn't just type in a search query but instead had to use a spinning wheel to locate each letter.

But wait, it gets worse! Instead of gradually discarding letters that would return no results, you had to scroll back through the whole alphabet every single time.

But yeah, PS5 UX is fucking trash; every month I have to wrestle with it just to find my new PS+ games.
It was actually that feature that popped into my head that made me add the addendum, clearly I got it mixed up 😅

I give the Vita some leeway with it being a handheld but yeah, it was rough. At least that Store not being improved over time makes sense though, given that Sony just fucking abandoned the console entirely.

Also yes, the labyrinthine Plus section of the Store is just bafflingly convoluted and confusing.
 
I wonder if he will even bother making a "under 700k subscriber special" like he did the last two times.
It would be very ironic for him to make the video now his output has dropped to near zero. How the fuck can you cry about people unsubscribing from a channel that doesn't upload anything any more.

I hope he does make it, though. Purely to see what z-list e-celebs he can trot out to glaze him this time.
I give the Vita some leeway with it being a handheld but yeah, it was rough.
Presumably it was intended to show off the touchscreen functionality, but nobody in testing ever bothered actually trying to search for something with it.
 
Bit late on the update but Jim has been approved for medical cannabis, considering how easy it is to get weed illegally and how little the police care I wonder if he's already been partaking in the devil's lettuce.
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Bit late on the update but Jim has been approved for medical cannabis, considering how easy it is to get weed illegally and how little the police care I wonder if he's already been partaking in the devil's lettuce.
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I already fucking hate weed smokers but if that group now also includes jim then Christ I didn't think their group reputation could get any worse.
 
I wonder if he will even bother making a "under 700k subscriber special" like he did the last two times. With how lazy his stuff has become I doubt he would even film himself metaphorically stamping his feet and bemoaning those "dang dirty transphobic gamers".
I think he will in a poor attempt at convincing everyone that he's not bothered by the fact that people are losing interest in him. He's so butthurt by the fact that he never reached the one million subscriber mark and received a gold play button to hang on his wall along with all his other shit (You just know the thing would be in every video if he had it. So close, and yet so far, Jimmy boy).
Bit late on the update but Jim has been approved for medical cannabis, considering how easy it is to get weed illegally and how little the police care I wonder if he's already been partaking in the devil's lettuce.
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His tranny friends have probably gotten him some. And he used to live in the American south so I wouldn't be surprised if he's tried harder stuff. But if he starts smoking constantly? His output will probably be about the same. Which is a shame because I'd like to see the under 700k video sooner rather than later.
 
Bit late on the update but Jim has been approved for medical cannabis, considering how easy it is to get weed illegally and how little the police care I wonder if he's already been partaking in the devil's lettuce.
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in a different, better timeline where Jim didn't troon out and just got regular pot...
 
Bit late on the update but Jim has been approved for medical cannabis
I hope the giggle bush turns him into a gormless retard like Kaceytron, but since he never appears on camera any more we'll never know.
People always say how great vampire survivors is, but that this guy wrote some stuff puts me off. I don't want this freak getting a penny. I hate tranny commies so much.
I don't know if we have any evidence Jim got paid for his work on VS. He might have done it for free because he loves the game so much (plus an excuse to own the heckin chuds).
 
His tranny friends have probably gotten him some. And he used to live in the American south so I wouldn't be surprised if he's tried harder stuff. But if he starts smoking constantly? His output will probably be about the same. Which is a shame because I'd like to see the under 700k video sooner rather than later.
Well, Jim does have a self admitted addictive personality, and baking yourself thoroughly on weed when you're also terminally online is a recipe for disaster regardless of your politics. He's liable to say or do something deep into the drugs that'll get him in hot fucking water. Whether its fedposting, or forgetting how eager his side is to knife each other in the back and admit to a position that isn't right wing, but isn't left wing enough.
 
People always say how great vampire survivors is, but that this guy wrote some stuff puts me off. I don't want this freak getting a penny. I hate tranny commies so much.
He just wrote some joke lines for the game's beastiary. That's it. Some of it's even funny.
 
He can record in his underwear?
I would bet money this is one of the reasons for the transition to pngsona.
That's what every guy with a lazy streak ever says when he gets a remote job. "great, I can work with no pants on!"
Experienced digital freelancers, however, know that the pants serve to anchor a man's discipline and are crucial for productivity. Further lapses in schedule expected.
Jim has been approved for medical cannabis
Scratch those "further lapses in schedule". Spoony arc incoming. Stoners are retards who forget, mix up, misplace and waste time and every other resource at their disposal. Weed erodes willpower and fucks with your memory too. Stoners with certain pre-existing personality issues (like, say, having poor impulse control, being prone to hedonism and indulgence, having an unchecked preference for instant gratification) just cease to function properly. This may be the end of Jimbo.
in a different, better timeline where Jim didn't troon out and just got regular pot...
The sign on the lectern says "we a lot discriminate".
 
Man Jim was almost tucker Carlson levels of good at hiding his power level till he started doing wrestling and trooning out. I legit enjoyed his reviews and vids back in the day.... oh well.

Anybody remember when he did podcast movie reviews with some other guy? I recall enjoying them until he got put out by how offensive they were or something. This was pre troon era.
 
Man Jim was almost tucker Carlson levels of good at hiding his power level till he started doing wrestling and trooning out. I legit enjoyed his reviews and vids back in the day.... oh well
I don't think he ever was. If he was good at hiding it, it would have had to be before Gamergate happened.
 
Jim, in between talking about how he needs drugs to live because of severe back pain, has announced he's stepping back into the ring!
Jim is just being one of those people that exist to lose fights. I want to say wet meat but that can't be right, though probably a good description for jim. One of those people that exist to pad someone better's win/loss ratio by being an easy win.

You go to fight jim in the ring and he stands up for 5 minutes and wanders around before his opiates wear off and he crumples into a ball giving you an instant 0 effort win.
 
I don't think he ever was. If he was good at hiding it, it would have had to be before Gamergate happened.
Personally for me it was before the wrestling became a major thing and the troonery. He put on a good act as being a man of the people/M Bison.
 
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