🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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Here's the clips promised earlier. It was long and too big to fit on the site and I'm not really in the mood to figure out how to compress it so here's a ling to Odysee.
The first clip is the seethe session. Jer came back from bowling drunk and is covering the Twitter Files. He has a lot of new viewers and some of them are pissed he's too drunk to properly read and review all the tweets. The clip starts after he's been reading a few troll comments and people are telling him not to engage. It quickly spirals into a full blown ego driven meltdown where he's responding to every troll in chat telling them to suck his fucking dick and choke on his balls. Finally has a complete manic episode on one guy telling him not to berate his audience by pulling up the guy's Youtube channel on stream and acting like he's the king of Youtube. Jer's all "I shit out and deleted more silver play buttons than you can imagine. I can shit out 5 videos a day and get 40-60 million views a month. You are a nobody pissant look at your pathetic channel. How dare you come in here and tell me how to talk to my viewers!!!" It's really deranged
If this is too long and you just want the peak 3 minutes skip to 10 mins.
Note there's a weird cut out for a second in the video towards the end that looks like a botched cut but I assure you it's like that in the stream archive.

Second video is the post meltdown drunken grift session. It has the part that initially brought me to this video where Jer says he bought a $50k k-cup machine (this was in 2022) but also tons of coffee grifting. I cut out probably an hour of coffee grifting and just left in how many times I saw him send people to the website so you can get an idea how insane it was. He promises not to shill the coffee any more than comes back from a break and talks about it for probably half of the remaining stream. There's also so top tier Tim Pool shade in there where he tells an unlikely story about how Tim tried to buy coffee from him but it was too expensive and Jer refused to sell him inferior bulk roast coffee so he went out and bought shit tier bitch roast instead to feed his fans slop. I just had to clip all this shit to show people who weren't around how deranged Jer streams were before he blew up his grift and had to stop talking about the coffee every 5 seconds.

If anyone wants to compress these and repost them on site that would be cool.

quarter_grifter dijo:
I get that, I'm wondering how to test whether or not Jer's coffee is the exact same formula as the wholesale stuff he gets from Javataza. He talked about doing a taste-test with his coffee and others, claiming his would be unique. I'm not sure if taste can be quantified, just chemical composition.

It's possible he may not be lying - maybe he buys their base flavors and injects his poop particles in them. I wouldn't put it past him.
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I no longer see the value in something like this. He just handed us his head on a platter and put on video a 30 minute seethe session where he directly contradicts everything he's ever claimed about the coffee and giving us everything we needed to prove 100% that he's been lying to his fans and outright scamming them begging for money under false pretenses then pocketing their money. This is incredibly damning stuff, wayyyyyy worse than the shit that TONS of Youtubers have been wiped off the map for in the past. We all knew it but you needed to connect like 10 dots to explain it to people and Jer's ego just made him just give us all the undeniable evidence to prove it just by clipping his own words from today's video next to the things he was claiming every day before that. What am I going to do if his coffee is the same flavor as JavaTaza? Spike the football on his corpse and go OH YEAH AND YOUR BLUEBERRY COBBLER COFFEE TASTES THE SAME AS BLUEBERRY CRUMBLE BITCH!

I think most people in this thread already knew all this shit so it doesn't hit as hard but if this stuff is properly clipped and escapes containment it's going to serious blow his ass out of the water. As big as "Youtubers spergs out and gets channel deleted" went viral "Youtuber caught lying and scamming fans pockets hundreds of thousands of dollars" has potential to eclipse that and we haven't even started talking about his "new office" that he raised money for and never built. If I was Jeremy I would be shitting my pants even more than normal.

Messiah Mike dijo:
Ok let’s try and figure it out just from the audio. So from what I hear it sounds like something getting clapped or slapped with a slow enough rhythm that it sounds like sex, then what sounds like an electric guitar playing in the background. It only played for a couple seconds so we don’t know the video itself but my guess is that it’s either an ai generated video of mel since I don’t hear any moaning or moist noises, or this is one of those professionally directed videos from bang bros since they sometimes use background music in their videos

There is a worse possibility however…. Jeremy could be watching one of the videos of him being a cuck to the bull and playing the guitar in the cuck corner while heather gets fucked by the bull….
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He sent his audience to Doctor Disrespect right after this clip so I think Occam's Razor you would want to check what was happening on that stream around the time he ended this show to see if that's where the audio came from then potentially Jer could have watched a clip earlier in his own stream and accidentally replayed it. If you can rule those out things look a lot more suspicious. The reason I'm not jumping directly on the "it was porn" angle is he didn't really have a reaction to it where I feel like if he hit play on his paused porn video on stream he'd be a little more shocked. As dumb and horny as Jer is it would not surprise me in the least if he did something like that but if he could hold a straight face when it happened he probably wouldn't be losing his ass at the poker table at Potawatomi Casino.
 
Nah nah nahhhhhh, I trust in our Jerbear. He was just simply watching a video on mac and cheese and was getting hungry. Him saying he had to leave for a phonecall, was so he can go make some mac and cheese instead!

Totally wasn't prepping his porn videos during stream so he can go straight to gooning after the show! TRUST! :lol:
 
returnofthemacandcheese dijo:
He sent his audience to Doctor Disrespect right after this clip so I think Occam's Razor you would want to check what was happening on that stream around the time he ended this show to see if that's where the audio came from then potentially Jer could have watched a clip earlier in his own stream and accidentally replayed it. If you can rule those out things look a lot more suspicious. The reason I'm not jumping directly on the "it was porn" angle is he didn't really have a reaction to it where I feel like if he hit play on his paused porn video on stream he'd be a little more shocked. As dumb and horny as Jer is it would not surprise me in the least if he did something like that but if he could hold a straight face when it happened he probably wouldn't be losing his ass at the poker table at Potawatomi Casino.
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I’ll have to check out that stream and match up the times, but I think I have an explanation for why jer didn’t really react to playing a potentially suggestive video. Jer is so desensitized to pornography and sex in general that it’s become his baseline. He thinks everyone is a degenerate pervert like he is, so openly creeping on mothers and girls at the ren fair is just him having fun. It’s why he crashed out after he was being called out for it since, in his head, he thinks he’s getting called out for normal behavior.

Him being on opiates just makes him more open as his inhibition and impulsivity is lowered from his already low norm so him listening to pornography in the background wouldn’t surprise me
 
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quarter_grifter dijo:
I get that, I'm wondering how to test whether or not Jer's coffee is the exact same formula as the wholesale stuff he gets from Javataza. He talked about doing a taste-test with his coffee and others, claiming his would be unique. I'm not sure if taste can be quantified, just chemical composition.

It's possible he may not be lying - maybe he buys their base flavors and injects his poop particles in them. I wouldn't put it past him.
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You should test for the oil composition with gc,( esieast accurate method i can think of)expensive as fuck.
Which should be consistent and accurate as a measurement method
How you taestto determine if beans are of the same origin is by a genetic marker or isotop presence test, which I suppose is also expensive as fuck.
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The message I'm trying to send is don't try it is a massive waste of money, and if you jave the wrong match you are in the bin for a ton of money and effort.
 
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Messiah Mike dijo:
I’ll have to check out that stream and match up the times, but I think I have an explanation for why jer didn’t really react to playing a potentially suggestive video. Jer is so desensitized to pornography and sex in general that it’s become his baseline. He thinks everyone is a degenerate pervert like he is, so openly creeping on mothers and girls at the ren fair is just him having fun. It’s why he crashed out after he was being called out for it since, in his head, he thinks he’s getting called out for normal behavior.

Him being on opiates just makes him more open as his inhibition and impulsivity is lowered from his already low norm so him listening to pornography in the background wouldn’t surprise me
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Now that's I'm thinking about it the stream before this he had a tab open that was playing music on stream but he couldn't hear it. So he played music through his intro then when the show started the entire next song played before chat told him and he turned it off. It's not outside the realm of possibility that he didn't even know that sound was playing on stream and if he was just flipping around and closing tabs I guess it's possible he didn't even know whatever video it was coming from was playing which could explain a lack of reaction. It's hard to imagine how something like that could happen to anyone else but this is Jer we are talking about.
 
Warski said something on stream last night, I assume he got it from Twitter or this thread, but it's a great analogy: Jer's white label supplier is Build-A-Bear for coffee.

They give him a bunch of options for the beans, the roasting, the toxic flavor oils, etc. Then he uses his amazing coffee expertise to pick a combination. So it's very possible that Jer's blueberry cobbler genuinely has a a slightly different flavor mix from their original blueberry crumble flavor. Like the original flavor was 60% Formaldehyde and 40% Methyl Arsenic, but Jer's version is 55% Formaldehyde, 42% Methyl Arsenic, and 3% Asbestos, also downgraded to the absolutely cheapest beans the white labeler has in stock.

EDIT: It's just as likely that he's completely lying, as usual, and his blueberry coffee is their exact blueberry coffee in a CBC package.
 
Quartering REALLY wanted to talk about the drama, but didn't wanted to do it on his main channel, because it would have "given them a W".
So, he decided to create an new channel just for them, because in his mind, it wasn't given them a W.
That's Quartering's brain for you.
 
returnofthemacandcheese dijo:
That Casino segment was crazy. This is going to end very poorly for Jer. In his attempt to own the trolls he just admitted to a hundred different easily provable and very long term lies he's been telling his audience for half a decade, some of which tie directly to him scamming them for money. He lied about this so often he'd half to delete half his channel to even attempt to hide the evidence. How many self inflicted 9-11's can one man suffer in a year?

He was already way out in front but I suspect the fall out from this is going to lock him for lolcow of the year. He's talking about knocking down 8 shots of Tito's at the casino in livestreams and then drops a 30 minute video reactivating FNT, Camalot, and Yellowflash to come back at him right when they moved on while handing them a loaded gun. We have all the ingredients of a full blown Twitter deleting meltdown and PPP and Warski are going on break which is like a full moon for lolcow behavior.
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I just hope that when they film the Jer movie there's a scene where he's having a nightmare, and during the nightmare it's one of those spongebob skits showing an IRL video, with this one specifically being a bowl of mac n cheese.
 
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