🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

[RotPockets]

For a flavor to be proprietary, it would mean Coffee Brand Coffee has the EXCLUSIVE LEGAL RIGHT to that mix.

Heather is the only official breeder of Vantablack Bulls.

 

[Tyronneasaurus Rex]

IN THEORY it might be possible for a drop-shipper to obtain the EXCLUSIVE LEGAL RIGHT for their crap, but they would have to go through a very rigid and very expensive legal process to obtain it, and then aggressively enforce it everafter for it to remain valid.

And as we all know, Jer would rather spend his days in a drunken stupor, stroking his penis, and watching Captain Marvel for the 1,488th time.

his defense could just claim "my client is retarded, and there's no law against that..."

I believe our favorite cokehead from Minnesota tried this in his own defense, but it didn't work out for him so why would it with Jer?

 

[quarter_grifter]

Jer does not have the EXCLUSIVE LEGAL RIGHT to Javataza's blueberry mix, he was sent a selection pack and chose one to drop-ship under the CBC logo.

I get that, I'm wondering how to test whether or not Jer's coffee is the exact same formula as the wholesale stuff he gets from Javataza. He talked about doing a taste-test with his coffee and others, claiming his would be unique. I'm not sure if taste can be quantified, just chemical composition.

It's possible he may not be lying - maybe he buys their base flavors and injects his poop particles in them. I wouldn't put it past him.

 

[Tyronneasaurus Rex]

It's possible he may not be lying - maybe he buys their base flavors and injects his poop particles in them. I wouldn't put it past him.

Talk about enshittification in that case, huh?

 

[RotPockets]

Andy noticed something that nobody else in the world did yet again. Apologize.

 

[Adamska]

he's like that guy turning into a zombie in his journal entries in Resident Evil 1.

"Itchy... Tasty".

Whoever keeps doing those AI pictures needs to do one of a zombified Renfaire Creeper busting out of an armoire covered in fried cheese fritters and his own waste. For extra comedy fuck it, make it so that he's chasing Melanie Mac or Warski in drag dressed as Rebecca Chambers.

 

[thebigdream]

Uh you realize then that during his shows, he's literally sitting there talking about finding Jesus and his church, while simultaneously at the same time watching hardcore porn?

It turns out that Jer doesn't have dyslexia, it's just that every time he stumbles over a word he's being distracted by a midget getting creampied on his second monitor

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

Full clip from Kino Casino of Jer getting sprung with porn on the stream (again)

quartering_seethes_at_fnt__ren_faire_hoax_styx_returns_angry_joe_dbdr.mp4

Edit: Replaced the clip with a higher quality version now that the stream is over

So, how long until some mad lad analyzes that 1 second clip and figures out exactly what video he was watching?

 

[You're MDNWU]

As much of a grifter as Jer is, Mel may have him beat.

She's been able to stay on his payroll, making at minimum $500/week by doing nothing but using one of her four catchphrases while Jer gloats/complains about something, and then agreeing to whatever he says. She can even make clearly disgusted or bewildered faces to the shit he says, yet he continues to gleefully throw her money because she agrees with him/he wants to fuck her.

Honestly kinda jealous. It's not a lot, but $2k/mo for four hours of work isn't a bad deal at all, especially if 90% is just saying, "Wooooow"

 

[RotPockets]

She's been able to stay on his payroll, making at minimum $500/week by doing nothing but using one of her four catchphrases while Jer gloats/complains about something, and then agreeing to whatever he says. She can even make clearly disgusted or bewildered faces to the shit he says, yet he continues to gleefully throw her money because she agrees with him/he wants to fuck her.

have you not heard how he behaves in a strip-club? he starts tossing singles at lonely vending machines.

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

So, how long until some mad lad analyzes that 1 second clip and figures out exactly what video he was watching?

How long did it take for A-logs to find the exact tranny porn Fuentes was watching?

However long that was I expect results even quicker this time

 

[Nova902]

At 8.18 he spits a zyn on the ground, no wonder his wife hates him using them in the house.

No wonder the dogs are having seizures from eating them off the ground on the trails they walk the dogs on.

 

[Nova902]

Stop defaming Dennis Hambly. He has nothing in common with Gacy. If you are going to compare him to serial killers he clearly has the looks of BTK and the sexual preferences of Jeffery Dahmer,
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Jer's white father

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Was he really watching porn?

0:52

HE HURT HIS HEAD

0:31

HIS HEAD IS UNDER ATTACK BY THE WOKE TRACTOR

 

[Jack Garland]

Full clip from Kino Casino of Jer getting sprung with porn on the stream (again)

quartering_seethes_at_fnt__ren_faire_hoax_styx_returns_angry_joe_dbdr.mp4

Edit: Replaced the clip with a higher quality version now that the stream is over

NOW WAIT A MINUTE JER, NO!

 

[Messiah Mike]

Okay guys we need a gooner autist to identify where this sound came from. I'm open to the possibility this is not porn and perhaps he opened the stream he was sending people to at a very awkward time but holy shit it does sound a lot like someone getting their cheeks aggressively clapped.
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Ok let’s try and figure it out just from the audio. So from what I hear it sounds like something getting clapped or slapped with a slow enough rhythm that it sounds like sex, then what sounds like an electric guitar playing in the background. It only played for a couple seconds so we don’t know the video itself but my guess is that it’s either an ai generated video of mel since I don’t hear any moaning or moist noises, or this is one of those professionally directed videos from bang bros since they sometimes use background music in their videos

There is a worse possibility however…. Jeremy could be watching one of the videos of him being a cuck to the bull and playing the guitar in the cuck corner while heather gets fucked by the bull….

 

[Moist Boys]

Even the racoons are a-logging Jer.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SIDW9NJ31fcMy yard is under attack by the woke racoons!

The raccoons called. They want their eyes back.

Someone earlier in the thread tracked down Flavor Dynamics Inc. that matches a lot of Javataza's coffee flavors. Their flavors and recipes are proprietary and are owned by Flavor Dynamics, not by Jer. Another bold faced lie.

 

[McSneaks]

The best part of course is that there was no reason to ever lie about this in the first place and none of his fans would have given a shit if he told them from the start he was working with a partner roaster but he just had to be a special boy.

Unfortunately I highly doubt they care now they're a bunch of wine moms

 

[Lundgoff]

Jer might be my favorite lolcow ever. Just a disaster of a human

 

[Radola Gajda]

So did he do this video in the middle of an empty field because he didn't want Heather to hear all the lies he told her about his coffee "company" over the years, or did Heather tell him he can't do his cope and seethe vlogs in their living room anymore because he's an annoying fat shit?

Or maybe mr. Grapejelly came to visit. And because Quarterpounder was not good goy . He was not only not allowed to watch , but also he was kicked from the house.