🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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This is why jer is a lolcow and a grifter, not just a grifter.

Even some of the best coffee beans in boutique coffee stores are technically white labelled products. They are made to the vendor's specifications. That isn't an indicator of the product's quality. There are cheap beans (flavoured ones and dark roast) and there are expensive beans (light roast with tasting notes). Running a commercially viable roaster requires them to accept orders from other vendors, that's the entire wholesale model.

He took an industry standard and tried to contort facts to make himself appear more knowledgeable and successful. He talks a big game but under-delivers massively. Heather can attest to that.

It's one thing to not know shit about the product, like Sam Hyde saying "it's not made in China" when he read the labels of his pack of cheap beans. He's just a grifter in it for money. It's a hustle, he wasn't trying to sell himself as an expert. People bought his beans because they like him want to support him. It's purely transactional. Heather can attest to that.

Jer was taking his larp way too seriously. He claimed the coffee was meant to be politically neutral, yet he advertises it on his garbage divisive partisan show. He said he always liked coffee, yet he sells rubbish oily flavoured roast that not a single serious coffee enthusiast would ever allow into their grinder. And gay ones would swipe away if they see Jer on Grindr. Heather's bulls can attest to that.

It's so hard to keep track of his lies. We might need a registry.
Claims:
- roasted his own beans: false
- sources his own beans: false
- packed by patriots: false
- has his own shop: false
- directly handled by his team: false, or grossly exaggerated, bordering on a lie

A coffee sperg would know that most coffee beans are technically white labelled.
Jer beans were wholesaler times 2, rather standard.
 
Also Pedro the Lion is his favourite music artist
Bad Diary days aka Jer getting cucked : This is the fifth song from Pedro the Lion’s first album, It’s Hard to Find a Friend. The song is about a man in a lousy relationship who discovers his partner has been cheating on him.

Late af but he has a song about being in a loveless marriage where the wife is most likely cheating and shutting him out of her social life. Wonder if Jer ever listened to this song and felt a connection lmao.
 
So did he do this video in the middle of an empty field because he didn't want Heather to hear all the lies he told her about his coffee "company" over the years, or did Heather tell him he can't do his cope and seethe vlogs in their living room anymore because he's an annoying fat shit?
 
This is why jer is a lolcow and a grifter, not just a grifter.

Even some of the best coffee beans in boutique coffee stores are technically white labelled products. They are made to the vendor's specifications. That isn't an indicator of the product's quality. There are cheap beans (flavoured ones and dark roast) and there are expensive beans (light roast with tasting notes). Running a commercially viable roaster requires them to accept orders from other vendors, that's the entire wholesale model.

He took an industry standard and tried to contort facts to make himself appear more knowledgeable and successful. He talks a big game but under-delivers massively. Heather can attest to that.

It's one thing to not know shit about the product, like Sam Hyde saying "it's not made in China" when he read the labels of his pack of cheap beans. He's just a grifter in it for money. It's a hustle, he wasn't trying to sell himself as an expert. People bought his beans because they like him want to support him. It's purely transactional. Heather can attest to that.

Jer was taking his larp way too seriously. He claimed the coffee was meant to be politically neutral, yet he advertises it on his garbage divisive partisan show. He said he always liked coffee, yet he sells rubbish oily flavoured roast that not a single serious coffee enthusiast would ever allow into their grinder. And gay ones would swipe away if they see Jer on Grindr. Heather's bulls can attest to that.

It's so hard to keep track of his lies. We might need a registry.
Claims:
- roasted his own beans: false
- sources his own beans: false
- packed by patriots: false
- has his own shop: false
- directly handled by his team: false, or grossly exaggerated, bordering on a lie

A coffee sperg would know that most coffee beans are technically white labelled.
Jer beans were wholesaler times 2, rather standard.
I dont fully agree with this take and thats what jer is trying to do by deceiving here.

why jer is a real drop shipping company is that you can buy the same exact coffee hes selling by half the price from java site directly.

this is the definition of drop shipping.

Dropshipping is a retail fulfillment method where a seller takes customer orders without holding physical inventory. When a customer purchases an item, the seller buys it from a third-party supplier—usually a wholesaler or manufacturer—who then ships the product directly to the customer's door
 
Yeah, no matter how much he blusters, his "coffee business" is a text book example of drop-shipping:

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The shipping labels he leaked last time confirms it. No matter how many additional steps he took selecting the inventory, or insane extra costs he takes on to get it into an Amazon store, it doesn't alter the structure of the business.
 
Heather sends him out to the top field every time the realtor is showing prospective buyers around the mcmansion. It lets her add $100K to the asking price if they never set eyes on him close up.
I think you mean it lets her add $100K to the asking price if Jer isn't there to lay down a trail of diarrhea on the freshly-cleaned floors.
 
Quartering has porn on a second monitor on mute while he live streams, that's the only explanation. No wonder he's always fucking distracted

HES A FUCKING GOONER!

Knowing how much of a gooner Jer is I’d bet he had AI deepfake porn of Mel made, and watches it on 2nd screen while he has her on to get a sick thrill. It’s on brand, he has a history of harassing and objectifying women without their consent, and this was a way he can do it secretly, until this slip-up.

Making abrupt excuses to end his shows to goon might also be a pattern we overlooked. It’s worth analyzing past streams and seeing how much he’s glancing at a second screen and getting flustered, before suddenly having to leave for a “doctors appointment” or other errand,
 
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Despite being a terminally-online transtifa leftist, I've been out on a family vacation for a while. Doing my best to catch up on the thread, and currently watching KC cover the latest vlog. His gaslighting trying to 'explain' why his business is legitimate is pretty bad, even for Jer. The cope about his 'proprietary flavors' (aka what he 'dialed in') is pretty hard to believe.

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Here's the real reason he didn't call his brand Liberal Tears or anything that made more sense:

By calling it Coffee Brand Coffee (holy shit, seriously) it was a name that was SO GENERIC that he could pivot his channel to any other type of content and still sell it.

UM Media, Quartering Alogs, RC Nightmare, or even if he flipped and become a liberal bootlicker if that becomes more profitable, he can sell CBC coffee on all of them. He has to order thousands of units from his drop shipper, and he can't risk having that much inventory of Liberal Tears if hes shifting to the progressive grift


ADMIT IT JER! YOU MAKE GENERIC SLOP SO YOU CAN TRAVEL THE INTERNET TO HAWK YOUR SLOP, YOU CARPET BAGGING GRIFTER!
 
Quartering has porn on a second monitor on mute while he live streams, that's the only explanation. No wonder he's always fucking distracted

HES A FUCKING GOONER!
Given he had literal cuck porn on his Twitter feed on stream among other things, I wouldn't be shocked if he's so much of a serial porn addict that he's doing exactly that.
 
That Casino segment was crazy. This is going to end very poorly for Jer. In his attempt to own the trolls he just admitted to a hundred different easily provable and very long term lies he's been telling his audience for half a decade, some of which tie directly to him scamming them for money. He lied about this so often he'd half to delete half his channel to even attempt to hide the evidence. How many self inflicted 9-11's can one man suffer in a year?

He was already way out in front but I suspect the fall out from this is going to lock him for lolcow of the year. He's talking about knocking down 8 shots of Tito's at the casino in livestreams and then drops a 30 minute video reactivating FNT, Camalot, and Yellowflash to come back at him right when they moved on while handing them a loaded gun. We have all the ingredients of a full blown Twitter deleting meltdown and PPP and Warski are going on break which is like a full moon for lolcow behavior.

Heard on KC that jeremy deleted some videos that might have useful info. I was archiving things that seemed relevant when the drama first started. If any of these seem useful or are missing from the jeralyzer @ me and I'll upload them.

Ver archivo adjunto 9275432
A lot of those videos were archived by cornbreadman on odysee. Just go to his channel -> content and look up quartering. Those archives stopped around 2024 I think and there were some streams that were on the Quartering channel that were deleted recently though that weren't captured. I may come around looking for those at some point but I have a busy rest of the month starting soon. A lot of those streams were from an era where Jer immediately deleted streams as soon as they ended so there is some absolute untapped gold in there. Even currently I just discovered a vintage overlooked drunk meltdown that is top shelf that I've never seen or heard of before so I'm trying to clip that right now so I can handle business the rest of the week. While we are on the topic of Odysee just a reminder that the download is borked over there, I had to download the file 3 times before it came through correctly. If you ever download off there even using ytdlp it's a coin flip if the file will be glitched. If you just keep trying until it works I have always been able to get it to work eventually.

Anyways back into the lab, I have some Jeremy seething to clip.
 
'proprietary flavors'

This is Jer talking out of his big fat ass again.

For a flavor to be proprietary, it would mean Coffee Brand Coffee has the EXCLUSIVE LEGAL RIGHT to that mix. Think Coca Cola, Pepsi etc Real proprietary flavor mixes are closely guarded trade secrets often known to only a handful of people on Earth, with Coca Cola mythologizing that only two people know theirs. (Presumably they murder retirees with this knowledge just after they pass it on to the next?)

Jer does not have the EXCLUSIVE LEGAL RIGHT to Javataza's blueberry mix, he was sent a selection pack and chose one to drop-ship under the CBC logo. IN THEORY it might be possible for a drop-shipper to obtain the EXCLUSIVE LEGAL RIGHT for their crap, but they would have to go through a very rigid and very expensive legal process to obtain it, and then aggressively enforce it everafter for it to remain valid.

I wouldn't have thought there is a legal case to be had against CBC because of this, though, as there is now days, weeks worth of footage of Jer talking complete shit about any and every topic under the Sun, such that his defense could just claim "my client is retarded, and there's no law against that..."
 
Dropshipping is a retail fulfillment method where a seller takes customer orders without holding physical inventory. When a customer purchases an item, the seller buys it from a third-party supplier—usually a wholesaler or manufacturer—who then ships the product directly to the customer's door
That's how a lot of coffee is sold nowadays. All the roaster does is take in orders and roast the beans to the customer's desired specifications.
If Jer isn't even coming up with his own funky roast recipes, then it's beyond even a white label. It's drop shipping as you said.
There's a lot that can be said about that Black Rifle grift roasters but for the very least, they have their own roasters and process their own beans.
 
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