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🍔 QuarterpounderJeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest
Stop defaming Dennis Hambly. He has nothing in common with Gacy. If you are going to compare him to serial killers he clearly has the looks of BTK and the sexual preferences of Jeffery Dahmer,
Clearly his ego is more important than anything in this world. It's why his wife had to put the boots on his neck and force him to clean up and sell the junk he bought. I'm sure that if it wasn't for his wife, this guy would still be pretending like everything is alright.
Everybody's saying how much Jer grifts, and always had. He reminds me of this guy... Back in early 2000's I had an HP computer, and when something would mess up, Id do the normal newbie search but I knew about computers, for hp 888w whatever issue, and scroll. And there was this guy who every time I found any subject about it, some comments, some talk about it, who would come in, shilling a book he had made. Covered multiple HP computers I'm pretty sure and would comment for everybody to buy his book to learn how to do the computer.
Everywhere i'd look. I checked it out, just a basic book on computers with the certain computer i had, an HP wtv, added to it. Probably covered multiple computers in it as only some had some niche quirks to it. It's like jeremy. Except he just cut to the shit and told you you are a retard and to buy his shit as in no other way could you comprehend or anyone else, the hard job of burning a cd or etc. Sort of like the same. He's on that kick lollll, thats his grift - what it amounts to.
Jeremy drops another one of his hilarious jokes on Twitter. If you think this is an actual opinion he holds and ask him to explain why he said this you are RETARDED, This is clearly a joke. Jer actually dislikes all war but also Trump is totally winning and this will all end in decisive victory any day now making everyone who opposed it look stupid.
Edit: Don Flurgundy helping me get through this Jer Vlog. Just want to say his chat of 1100 people moves about 10 times as fast as Jer's supposed 6000 viewers.
Jeremy drops another one of his hilarious jokes on Twitter. If you think this is an actual opinion he holds and ask him to explain why he said this you are RETARDED, This is clearly a joke. Jer actually dislikes all war but also Trump is totally winning and this will all end in decisive victory any day now making everyone who opposed it look stupid. Ver archivo adjunto 9274122
Edit: Don Flurgundy helping me get through this Jer Vlog. Just want to say his chat of 1100 people moves about 10 times as fast as Jer's supposed 6000 viewers.
This mfer literally pops Xanax on his livestreams and talks about being high on pills that make him "taste colors" and shit and he has the fucking audacity to say he isn't messed up while reading ads or that he's offended anyone would think so. Literally EVERYTHING he fucking says is a lie, everything he claims is bullshit is 100% the truth. This guy is worse than a woman when it comes to accountability, he talks constantly about his drinking and has tried to quit numerous times in the last 6 months openly saying it's a problem and is just gonna sit here and pretend he doesn't get drunk.
He says the A logs and trolls are living in an alternate reality as a projection because every day of his life he has to create a facade and alternate reality to pretend all of these embarrassing and shameful truths aren't real or that he's just a normal guy. The same way he has to use AI to make himself skinnier in his embarrassing intros from a while back, Jeremy literally lives in the alternate reality where he's that skinny blue-collar guy instead of an obese drunk pill popping retard who made all of his money scamming people and churning out clickbait bullshit.
Jeremy drops another one of his hilarious jokes on Twitter. If you think this is an actual opinion he holds and ask him to explain why he said this you are RETARDED, This is clearly a joke. Jer actually dislikes all war but also Trump is totally winning and this will all end in decisive victory any day now making everyone who opposed it look stupid. Ver archivo adjunto 9274122
Edit: Don Flurgundy helping me get through this Jer Vlog. Just want to say his chat of 1100 people moves about 10 times as fast as Jer's supposed 6000 viewers.
Franky was likely getting roasted for Chrissie flashing her goodies at the wedding DJ and asking why the bachelorette party was happening in a Holiday Inn.
They're just doing their jobs. The trash pandas are taking the garbage out.
Also, imagine buying this ego project of a McMansion in the wild and getting scared of and annoyed that the wildlife visits you. It's almost like it's a selling point or some shit.
I guess what spawned this because I think never seen anyone at the extremes like this. Where Jeremy claims everything is better than ever, or sales are better than ever so effortlessly; while also very clearly hating the alogs in his tone, mannerisms, verbage, etc. For whatever reason, Jeremy believes the approach he's taking is the winning one, but how the hell does he think that when there's zero reason to.
Because he was a spoiled rotten brat who was never properly beaten or forced to face consequences. His slumlord parents made that possible, though apparently even they got horrified at his refusal to stop fucking drinking by the end. He then got bullshittedly lucky that he had trolls that sucked ass at making fun of him since they were politishit pinkos who sucked at it.
Lastly, blame the skeptics and fandom menace. They took his ass in wholeheartedly and believed that he was kicked out of magic the gathering for other reasons.
Now admittedly it's because again his critics were politi-brained retards who basically fumbled on his Weinstein ass comments. But he was able to fucking sweep that and that was the only time he ever experienced any consequences that lasted. Him going after Metokur. Swept in a month. His piss stream? Blew over in a month. That was the pattern until he chose, even though he saw and participated in the lynching of the last guy who fucking did this, to be a massive fucking flaggot.
This stupid son of a bitch managed to live through most of his life on easy mode and still found a way to game over.
A 30 minute seethe session that boils down to him admitting to some of the shit he's been lying about for years pertaining to the coffee company, a hearty dose of word salad to rationalize his lying, bragging that he's owning the haters with this, and that the haters don't have any power over his life. Hence, the 30 minute video.
Also, it doesn't bother him at all. Not even a little bit. It bothers him so little that he'll fucking sue you if you keep bringing up his lies.
He presumably watched this back before uploading, and thought this was quality work coming from a sober, sound mind.
Finally, according to the YouTube transcript, because there's no way I'm skimming through that again to count, 9 rounds of [Snort].
Please more of this, Jeremy. This is so much better than the Twitter meltdowns.
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Speaking of sober, sound minds, I'm really beginning to suspect that he's fallen into one hell of a perma-bender, even worse than usual. He's up all night on Twitter, again, just completely ignoring any semblance of a streaming schedule, and has absolutely no ability to restrain himself from engaging with people trolling and baiting him so obviously.
Like, I'm starting to think that when he posts this the next day, he honestly doesn't even remember that he was watching this live and seething in the chat.
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There's also this. Which, again, professional YouTuber, here.
"This is bad finished"
5 hours later, it's still there, with the same title.
God, watching Don Flurgundy go over the vlog and it's crazy how Jeremy can't help himself but try to gloat in the middle of a lie he's using to explain how something isn't a lie, which also happens to contradict an earlier lie.
He does it throughout the stream obviously (and all the time), since he's legitimately retarded, but the one the gloat that caught my eye was when he was explaining outsourcing and partners. Something along the lines of outs outs outsourcing (because he stumbled over it 3 times) his graphics, but not technically since he's an employee!
Like nigga. My dude. Have you not caught on that your patholocal need to impress randos on the Internet has been the bane of your existence? First of all, no one gives a shit. Secondly, no one believes you have any employees, or even a coffee company. Thirdly, I can only pray to God you're dumb enough to employ someone to do graphics instead of contract that shit out, when it's not like any coffee business is redesigning their bages non-stop. Especially when you're almost certainly either dumping that shit into AI ot paying some fiverr jeet to do it.
Fuck man. Seek help because something has got to be wrong with your brain that's making you HAVE to do this all the time. Because what you're doing right now certainly ain't working out for you, and I legitimately believe you think that it is. Not sure why. Not sure how, but there's no other explanation for following the same destructive pattern into smaller and smaller scales.
Damn Jer, I'm not going to lie but it's not looking good buddy.
Just for shits I searched the phrase "roast our own" only on one of his 50 channels and it spit out 155 results ranging from last month to 4 years ago where he talks about owning his own roaster, his own facility, "we roast our own beans" etc. Keep in mind this won't include any times he claimed as much without using this exact phrase (I suck at regex) or any times he made this claim in a video that didn't end up on this channel, so there are likely many more results not reflected here..
Examples from 2023
I would absolutely love if you help by the way this is my company we're right here in the United States this isn't some dropships garbage we roast our own coffee we have our own roasters we have our own roast master.
So it gets to you in time to give to dad for Father's Day and you'll be supporting local business, a YouTuber.
You know, we roast our own beans. We do everything from soup to nuts. We buy the green beans. We roast them. We have our own roasting facility. We're not some drop shipping outlet.
Coffee brand coffee is my company. We're not a dropshipping organization. I'm personally involved in every single flavor decision. We roast our own beans. We grind our own beans. You know, all the promotions, all that stuff. And it's it's a really strong way to support the channel. If you're in the United States and you like coffee to your cocoa, I could ask to take a look promo code the quartering. And you can save off it. We have cake cups, organic teas. These are all like we have our own facility.
Hey look what else I found in a different search. Jer straight up lied about buying the k-cup machine in May of 2025. In this clip he says up front that he bought the k-cup machine.
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Here's the clip of the previous days show where he talks about the k-cup machine. You could weasel around this one and say "oh well he never said straight up that he already bought it you are just misinterpreting it" but he clarifies in the above clip that he said in this episode that he already purchased the machine so there's no way to squirm out of this.
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He also reveals in this clip that his second hand white labelling of other Youtuber's coffees made him no money so I left that part in.
And just so there's zero confusion or weaseling around what "we roast our own beans" means here's Jer saying in March 2023 "WE OWN THE ROASTERS WE HAVE A MASSIVE ROASTER"
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Wow Jer can't believe these retarded trolls are so confused with how business works. We are so stupid and you are so smart!
Another poorly aged lie about buying all his own machinery from 2024.
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There are HUNDREDS OF THESE. While digging through this I found an amazing drunken vintage seethe session but that will have to be a different post.
God, watching Don Flurgundy go over the vlog and it's crazy how Jeremy can't help himself but try to gloat in the middle of a lie he's using to explain how something isn't a lie, which also happens to contradict an earlier lie.
What's annoying is he has cultivated a Candace Owens type fanbase where it's all 65 year old boomers and "Christ is King" wine aunts, where he could just say literally anything on the camera and they WILL believe it without question.
He could tell them he owns Starbucks and they'd be like "wow I had no idea!"
quartering said in his video that he picks the flavor himself, Im ready to pay for a person to lab taste the 2 blueberries(from the site directly and from his shop). I dont believe him, I believe the only difference is the name and not the product.
I think Jeremy purposefully disappears when Mel is on, because he magically never vanishes when he's streaming by himself while he just disappears on every single stream with Melonie... He's such a disgusting fat pervert pigman, it's all part of his fetish for making women feel uncomfortable.
It's obvious Mel is incredibly awkward and unnatural when on a livestream by herself and for him that's arousing.
Every time I ask myself “how has Melonie survived as long as she has?” I remember the obvious answer: simps. If it wasn’t for that subhuman species of apes emptying their bank accounts for her and other e-girls, Melonie would have been forced to either get some actual talent and a personality or go get a real job. No wonder she hasn’t done a single gaming stream since announcing her engagement to super faggot Juanny.
I just picture Jer sitting in his cuck room, drunk out his mind, crying to this song while Heather is busy doing her weekly "running of the bulls." It's so fucking pathetic
