🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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I think dsp is more capable of telling the truth.
He is, because he usually at least tells the truth he sees through his cluster b personality disorder. He does lie, but it usually had elements of truth in them, or at least he believed his own lie. The few times he did lie was mainly with WWE Champions.

Pigroach is a more honest man. Ironically though, I'd trust Hamplanet more in a working relationship given Phil did fuck over people for Project 7.
No Jeremy, nobody went through the garbage of your drop shipper throwing it everywhere in a desperate search for clues, it was a fucking BEAR. It's Pennsylvania, you idiot, bears are all over and it was hungry. You should relate
I was thinking opossums or raccoons personally. Both would definitely be interested in digging through dumpsters like that. Bears too.
 
What I find most interesting about this vlog is that Jer thinks he's UNDER ATTACK because people supposedly want to destroy him and/or his coffee business. As if there was much to ruin about a "business" that just ships items between different companies. Even the idea of him "dialing in the flavor" by sampling different iterations of blueberry cobbler flavored coffee with his wife is ludicrous, because a) he never drinks coffee on stream, b) Heather has no interest in his various schemes and endeavours. The entire reason he's banned from the Bristol Ren Faire is because he wandered off alone, creeping on women and children, instead of hanging out with Heather and Brandon.

But really I and I assume most people are doing this because it's so entertaining, especially when he puts out these videos full of cope and seethe. He lost most of his audience long before alogging him became this popular.
 
Only a faggot would make a video straw-manning his dissenters and put the comment behind a sub wall. That’s DSP-maxxed.

If he had half a brain, he’d let the comments go crazy and drive engagement for the vid
"I don't care about the negative comments haha I find them funny! All it does is help the channel anyway, losers!"
 
Jeremy it was literally proven that it was Millcreek's.
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Ya know. I'm really curious as to what's actively going through Jeremy's mind over the past few months. The external perception of him is obviously nom constantly seething while everything in his life spirals downward, but that's not his perception. When he does shit like this, does Jeremy actually believe he's scoring a W against the alogs? If so, why?

Why does he think this will all blow over eventually and his channel will be the king of the algorithm once more? Jeremy absolutely wants to give off the perception he believes that'll happen, but why does he think people people will have that perception when just about everything is to the contrary? How does he think the dumb shit he does impact everyone else's perception? Does he think people will simply turn the page over and welcome him back to the top of the algorithm?

I guess what spawned this because I think never seen anyone at the extremes like this. Where Jeremy claims everything is better than ever, or sales are better than ever so effortlessly; while also very clearly hating the alogs in his tone, mannerisms, verbage, etc. For whatever reason, Jeremy believes the approach he's taking is the winning one, but how the hell does he think that when there's zero reason to.
 
This is my favorite clip from the new vlog. He blatantly lies and immediately contradicts the lie. :story:

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My favorite part of the 1/2 I watched so far was in the beginning when he's like "time to hit the walking trail" then immediately hops in his industrial strength golf cart with a diesel engine. Stay fat butter golem.

I was thinking opossums or raccoons personally. Both would definitely be interested in digging through dumpsters like that. Bears too.
Even the racoons are a-logging Jer.
My yard is under attack by the woke racoons!
 
Only a faggot would make a video straw-manning his dissenters and put the comment behind a sub wall. That’s DSP-maxxed.

If he had half a brain, he’d let the comments go crazy and drive engagement for the vid
Clearly his ego is more important than anything in this world. It's why his wife had to put the boots on his neck and force him to clean up and sell the junk he bought. I'm sure that if it wasn't for his wife, this guy would still be pretending like everything is alright.
 
which he personally tastes and dials
Things are going great (as Jer likes to emphasize) but I hope the day will come when people start roasting him for lying and LARPing that his taste buds are a professional and valuable asset. He is a drug abusing alcoholic, he doesn't even know what oranges taste in reality to normal people.
 
If this retard had gone into something niche like idk vegan soda or some shit I highly doubt people would be felting that company like they are his coffee scam simply because no one would know or care about it. This retard truly went in the worst area to run a scam
If he didn't lie about what's happening behind the scenes constantly this would never have been an issue. Who would have cared about a coffee expose' if he was saying his "white label coffee company" and all that. When you lie you challenge people to expose you. When you are caught and double down you challenge people to expose you even harder and dig into other things you are lying about. This has always happened on the internet to everyone. There is nothing special about Jeremy's situation except that he has encouraged this behavior against numerous people in the past and now loses his mind when he's forced to live up to the standards he set, which encourages people to expose him three times as hard. Still you could point to a graveyard of dead Youtube channels across the political aisle and every form of content that fell to this same trap of lying and getting caught which then spiraled into more lies and bad behavior being uncovered.

Even in this video he's all "LOOK RETARDS EVERY OTHER COFFEE COMPANY OPERATES THIS WAY" pretending we are the ones who don't understand. Too bad for him it's trivial to pull up numerous examples of him specifically saying he DOESN'T operate the same way as everyone else and that's what makes his coffee special. He explicitly said 1000 times that HE ROASTS THE COFFEE NOT DROP SHIPPED NOT WHITE LABEL and now he pretends to be confused what the issue is. The best part of course is that there was no reason to ever lie about this in the first place and none of his fans would have given a shit if he told them from the start he was working with a partner roaster but he just had to be a special boy.

The other issue is you absolutely can't advertise your products this way, it's against federal law to blatantly lie in advertisements to sell a product. So he's incredibly stupid for operating this way. Stirring the pot like he has been at this rate he's going to be on stream in 6 months crying about how FTC special agents contacted him and they all had a laugh about how dumb the loser hater trolls were before he suffered the "minor inconvenience" of paying a fine.
 
sufjan stevens
odd choice since his dead gay dad looks like John Wayne Gacy, Jr and his wife loves clowns...
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Things are going great (as Jer likes to emphasize) but I hope the day will come when people start roasting him for lying and LARPing that his taste buds are a professional and valuable asset. He is a drug abusing alcoholic, he doesn't even know what oranges taste in reality to normal people.
With how much he shits, I'd be surprised to hear him describe how bananas taste
 
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