🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Before Ralph was relegated to knock-off crocks, he was wearing either boots or Air Maxs with heightening insoles.

He's 5'1", max, and given his spine curvature, he's probably sub-5 foot now, and compressing.
 
His little feetses
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from a few years ago.
his little toddler-sized hands and feet always crack me up.
 
She’s said as much - ‘he’s the only person that listens to me.’ They have hours long telephone calls (name me a single straight male that does this. You can’t because there isn’t one.) And yes he does it because he’s a desperate simp, despite her humiliating him repeatedly.
She is literally the only person Ralph’s has regular conversations with. He will take whatever he can get. Six hours of schizobabble, screaming about a stolen laptop and calling him a limp dick is the best he can do for human conversation.
 
Do we have a photo of the ragepig and Nick Fuentes side by side?
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Still at least a couple of inches short of the 5'6 Fuentes even when pulling himself up by the Mexican twink's shoulders.

5'2 at most. I won't give him a millimeter more.

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It's the return no one asked for, Tequilla Sunrise is coming back!

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You got it.
There is a picture of Jesse Lee Peterson and Ralph standing next to each other. Ralph's in flip flops. Jesse is 5'7", Ralph's 5'5" maybe 5'6"
That's horseshit!
Scarlett is between 5'4 and 5'5 and she was taller than Ralph in all the pics I've seen of them together. So at most he's 5'2/3. I surmise 5'1 without height enhancement in his shoes. This would be something I would love Null or Jim to ask her in an interview. She knows the truth.
 
It's the return no one asked for, Tequilla Sunrise is coming back!
He was, of course, not live later. Piggy gets his little dopamine hits by announcing things he'll do, and then never follows through. Typical junkie behavior. Stop drinking, stop smoking, walk 2 miles, visit his son, he's so full of shit that God gave him the gunt to store the massive amounts of shit he's full of.
Tequila Sunrise won't come back, this decrepit wreck isn't capable of adhering to a schedule, especially when it would start at the time he rolls of his dirty mattress in a drunken stupor to eat his first xannies of the day to avoid killing himself over his depressing existence.
 
I remember it exactly. She said 5’4 or 5’5. Shorter than many women including pantsu who always bent her knees when photographed next to him.
Women are also terrible at perceiving measurements, distances, and spatial awareness just from evolutionary trends in hunter gatherer roles. It’s science so Ralph is 5’1 by that mark.
 
Women are also terrible at perceiving measurements, distances, and spatial awareness just from evolutionary trends in hunter gatherer roles. It’s science so Ralph is 5’1 by that mark.
Not when it comes to what's between your legs. On that, they got it down to the millimeter.
 
Women are also terrible at perceiving measurements, distances, and spatial awareness just from evolutionary trends in hunter gatherer roles. It’s science so Ralph is 5’1 by that mark.
On top of that were a woman capable of correctly gadging Ralph's height at a glance there is a distinct possibility that she's LYING to help Ralph feel better about being 5'1"

TRUST. NO. BISH.
 
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