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[Spooky all year]

You are making me seethe about BG3 in a dating thread. I cannot escape it.

Did you fuck the bear tho? Or the squid man??

 

[Waffle Iron]

We're all on the Farms. That's it. That's the catch.

Demanding a kiwifarms free girl as kiwifarmer is a bit presumptuous. And maybe our two perfectly fit.

 

[Decapitated Nigger Baby]

Updated card because fuck it
We ball
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I'm just having a blast with this

Before anyone comes for me I know no man wants my picky ass and that's why I'm still single ok? Please take this as lightheartedly as I made it:

This one was too boring for me

 

[Spooky all year]

Demanding a kiwifarms free girl as kiwifarmer is a bit presumptuous. And maybe our two perfectly fit.

Hey now, I didn't say I was demanding the other person be KF free. I think it can be a bonus. Or a hindrance, depending.

 

[saturated trans fats]

I would prefer if my girlfriend didn't have a bigger penis than me.

 

[Waffle Iron]

Hey now, I didn't say I was demanding the other person be KF free. I think it can be a bonus. Or a hindrance, depending.

Nothing is more attractive than listening to a woman talking about her hobbies to the point she forgets herself. Imagine sitting across her, enjoying your drink and her enthusiasm, as shes completely absorbed talking about her favorite lolcow.

 

[Troon Petty and the 41ers]

They don't want you to know this, but you can just have a friendly conversation with someone. You can just say hello and politely ask them about what they're into.

 

[Spooky all year]

They don't want you to know this, but you can just have a friendly conversation with someone. You can just say hello and politely ask them about what they're into.

Sir, this idea is too novel. How dare you.

 

[Troon Petty and the 41ers]

Sir, this idea is too novel. How dare you.

I usually get hit with the "sir" by bums in the city asking me for a dollar I'll be honest.

 

[Waffle Iron]

They don't want you to know this, but you can just have a friendly conversation with someone. You can just say hello and politely ask them about what they're into.

Do you think I want to hear about talent shows, tiktok or football? The average person isn't an autist that hyperfixated on some 600 pound deathfat and is dying to share it with you. I know I shouldn't have high standards, but I also need to treat myself right and not settle.

 

[Spooky all year]

I usually get hit with the "sir" by bums in the city asking me for a dollar I'll be honest.

They don't want you to know this, but you can just have a friendly conversation with someone. You can just say hello and politely ask them about what they're into.

I usually only get talked to in public by people asking for money as well. It's either (fake) bums, or stuff like doctors without borders etc. (which makes me wonder what that says about me, but ok). Just going up to someone here and starting a chat generally doesn't happen.

Also, if you only get called sir by bums, do you not look like a sir, or have people lost their general manners?

Do you think I want to hear about talent shows, tiktok or football?

Don't you? And here I was thinking this was everybody's hobby!

 

[Troon Petty and the 41ers]

Do you think I want to hear about talent shows, tiktok or football? The average person isn't an autist that hyperfixated on some 600 pound deathfat and is dying to share it with you. I know I shouldn't have high standards, but I also need to treat myself right and not settle.

I befriended a boomer at my local gym and he sends me memes about Indians and troons all the time. I would not be surprised if he's one of the resident old guys on here. But, I don't think anyone on here is trying to land a happily married 55 year old dad, and if you are, you deserve to get halal'd.

I usually only get talked to in public by people asking for money as well. It's either (fake) bums, or stuff like doctors without borders etc. (which makes me wonder what that says about me, but ok). Just going up to someone here and starting a chat generally doesn't happen.

I miss when cities were places ordinary people could live in rather than repositories for infinity immigrants and the international elite to store their wealth.

Also, if you only get called sir by bums, do you not look like a sir, or have people lost their general manners?

I like to think it's because I look young for my age.

 

[Spooky all year]

I miss when

Me too, bub.

I like to think it's because I look young for my age.

Is this a desired trait? Either way, I suppose the bums calling you sir must be quite polite then.

 

[long waters]

Nothing is more attractive than listening to a woman talking about her hobbies to the point she forgets herself. Imagine sitting across her, enjoying your drink and her enthusiasm, as shes completely absorbed talking about her favorite lolcow.

tfwywn

They don't want you to know this, but you can just have a friendly conversation with someone. You can just say hello and politely ask them about what they're into.

Bro women are scary irl. Too scary.

 

[Pomniman]

Bro women are scary irl. Too scary.

Maybe in upside down land where they've all got 10 foot long spiders in their snatch.

 

[Chromeo]

Bro women are scary irl. Too scary.

WOMAN JUMPSCARE

 

[Edgelord Vampire]

WOMAN JUMPSCARE
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Holy fuck, that flashed me back to 2013 xD

 

[Chromeo]

Holy fuck, that flashed me back to 2013 xD

My idea of what counts as girly stopped somewhere in the mid 2010s apparently lmao

 

[long waters]

WOMAN JUMPSCARE
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ACK!

 

[Squanto Airi]

They don't want you to know this, but you can just have a friendly conversation with someone. You can just say hello and politely ask them about what they're into.

My good sir, I am too  autistic introverted to do this.