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[Nameless One]

Goth GFs are serious business

They listen to mumbling men sing silly songs that barely pass as punk.

 

[The_Cowcel]

They listen to mumbling men sing silly songs that barely pass as punk.

If they have poor taste in music they may have poor taste in men which means they might settle for me!

 

[Nameless One]

If they have poor taste in music they may have poor taste in men which means they might settle for me!

You're cooked.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

My niggas, my initial spergout was simply out of general frustration and it was never intended to call out the behaviour of the fine niggas of this thread. While I've seen some sad examples of thirst on this website, none are on this function.

If I can express what I tried to say with an analogy:

I want you to imagine yourself as a hockey guy. You play it, you coach it or maybe just religiously follow your team.

You hear there's a boom of interest in hockey and it turns out that it's just Heated Rivalry themed performative males doing a pantomime to appeal to goonettes. Imagine the only frame of reference people have of "hockey guy" is Heated Rivalry (which technically is the case now for a lot of zoomers). People's expectations of you are based on archetypes that are AT BEST tangentially based on outsider perspective of a gross over generalization of two words that describe who you are.

You hear/read strangers that probably have never engaged your interests talk about how people like you are all either horny frat boys or stoic bottoms. Dating becomes filtering all the gross pervy girls that don't bother to hide they see you as a surrogate to their fujoshit fantasies. Naturally, you want to date women that appreciate your sport and understand you are a lot more than just a "hockey guy". And if you can't find them, you at least appreciate when she doesn't groom you into being what she wants.


I wish legitimate success to all of you. If anything I wrote hits close to home, it isn't personal. And if you think is useful but don't like I said it, please pretend someone else did it.

 

[Cancer Man Metokur]

Me + @Hat Man

Match made in the depths of cancer aids.

EDIT: Or anyone who has hat in their name

 

[Waffle Iron]

If I can express what I tried to say with an analogy:

I'm too retarded to understand it.

 

[long waters]

I'm too retarded to understand it.

Imagine you like a video game. Now imagine they make a remake/sequel and they decided to add trannies and sex with bears and other crazy things. All the new fans only know of this new remake and now when you talk about it they think you're into the weird tranny bear fuckery too.
It's kind of like this old meme in a way.

 

[Waffle Iron]

Imagine you like a video game. Now imagine they make a remake/sequel and they decided to add trannies and sex with bears and other crazy things. All the new fans only know of this new remake and now when you talk about it they think you're into the weird tranny bear fuckery too.
It's kind of like this old meme in a way.
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can you turn it into a food analogy?

 

[DootSkeleton]

IT'S THE FOURTH OF JULY

 

[Richard Harrow]

IT'S THE FOURTH OF JULY


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I don't drink Yuengling. I'm not even considering that as a point against me.

 

[long waters]

can you turn it into a food analogy?

Imagine you like food. Now imagine Mound Dweller is the cook.

 

[Waffle Iron]

Nevermind, I read the original spergout and it is a lot easier to understand without the analogy.

So, what subculture could @Blue Gem Kosher Queen be from that sparked this?

 

[Decapitated Nigger Baby]

Please disregard all my posts in the Man Hate thread, I'm just tsundere uwu

There you go pretty princess .✦ ݁˖

Yes, I'm on the spectrum. Yes, I didn't specify dudes.

This one is just 4 U

I'm not really looking for my Mr. Cake unless you are a top 10% high value sigma-alpha megagiga chad then hmu

Nigga I hit them up
Edit: someone dm me female submissions from this thread I'll make some more (cba with searching through the entire thing)

 

[long waters]

(cba with searching through the entire thing)

ngmi
As if we'd share our precious foids with someone so lazy!

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Anyone that bothered with my bingo card can ask for my stupid analogies in DMs btw.

I also want to clarify that I've spend most of my life being a vet nurse.

 

[Waffle Iron]

Anyone that bothered with my bingo card can ask for my stupid analogies in DMs btw.

Does "listens to me" mean I listen to you, or I accept whatever youre saying?

Also give me a stupid analogy for a supermarket date.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

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Does "listens to me" mean I listen to you, or I accept whatever youre saying?

Also give me a stupid analogy for a supermarket date.

I have incredible low expectations so I settle for just listening and remembering when I say something. Example, I tell you to buy a earbuds and you don't return with a bigger, more expensive gift because you think I will like it more.

Supermarket dates to me is simply going to the store (one we both like), divide the list to grab things we need and snacks, talk in the interim and then make it worth your while for the cardio when we can sit down. We make a meal plan and get the cheat meals at the same time. Is hard to explain beyond the fact that if you do love each other, is very satisfying to do and practical at the same time.

 

[Waffle Iron]

I settle for just listening and remembering when I say something.

And what if you wouldn't settle?

Supermarket dates to me is simply going to the store (one we both like), divide the list to grab things we need and snacks, talk in the interim and then make it worth your while for the cardio when we can sit down. We make a meal plan and get the cheat meals at the same time. Is hard to explain beyond the fact that if you do love each other, is very satisfying to do and practical at the same time.

This seems too reasonable and pleasant, what is the catch?

 

[Spooky all year]

This seems too reasonable and pleasant, what is the catch?

We're all on the Farms. That's it. That's the catch.

 

[Croak & Caw]

Imagine you like a video game. Now imagine they make a remake/sequel and they decided to add trannies and sex with bears and other crazy things. All the new fans only know of this new remake and now when you talk about it they think you're into the weird tranny bear fuckery too.
It's kind of like this old meme in a way.
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You are making me seethe about BG3 in a dating thread. I cannot escape it.