Ralph has zero real political beliefs. He just apes what Faguentes and other adjacent retards think because it sounds based to him and he still desperately wants to be in their club. He uses these non-sequitur metaphors because he sees actual pundits use metaphors to explain events or ideas and thinks he can do the same but there is literally nothing behind them because he's a retard.
@Victim2988 hit the nail on the head. He's as mentally developed as a middle schooler who can only parrot the beliefs of others because he can't formulate any on his own.