🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mundane Ralph]

This is just sad. He was robbed by unfunny tranny bullying Josh in his best fucking year. He was beaten in Portugal twice. One of the beating was on camera for fucks sake. His face was permanently rearranged and people voted on some faggot on drugs doing fart fetish porn and hiding from imaginary Kiwi assassins okok now that I write it - it was pretty funny .

Now Sniffering the most boring and annoying man alive is going to rob Ralph again.

IT'S RIGGED

All we can hope for is a lifetime achievement award at some point

 

[30+GameOvers]

How the fuck does Lindsey Graham's death remove a "chess piece off the board" for Ralph besides his CNN watching? The hell is going on dude? Are the wrassle wrassle delusions mixing up with some of the other delusions?

How does an American politician's death have anything to do with some random Mexican manlet anyways? Why do Mexicans and Canadians never shut up about American politics when it has nothing to do with them???

One of his headmates was talking about chess and the other talking about his hot takes on Graham, piggy got them two mixed up.

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

You'll never have a broken Rodecaster that glitches out everytime I hit my desk Jawsh Mooooon!

 

[Indrick Boreale]

Where's your truck setup, Ralph?

 

[HackerX]

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You'll never have a broken Rodecaster that glitches out everytime I hit my desk Jawsh Mooooon!

THIS IS THE SAME PERSON WHO'S WORN MULTIPLE BROKEN, GAS STATION SUNGLASSES OVER MULTIPLE STREAMS!!! BROKEN SUNGLASSES HE WEARS TO HIDE HIS WONKY EYE BTW!!!!

LOL just Jesus dude. Jesus H. Christ.

 

[lowly kiwi merchant]

The gall of this fat nigger to talk about about anyone's setup when he is using the fucking wooden chair taken from the kitchen table of his mexican crack shack.

Why would Josh need anything other than the preamp he has? The other models just have more mic inputs. No reason to take up more desk space for unneeded features.

 

[Victim2988]

The gall of this fat nigger to talk about about anyone's setup when he is using the fucking wooden chair taken from the kitchen table of his mexican crack shack.

Why would Josh need anything other than the preamp he has? The other models just have more mic inputs. No reason to take up more desk space for unneeded features.

I have said it before, but Ethan Ralph reminds me of what I called the "desperate bully" when I was working in education. The fat, ugly and poor kid that nobody liked and who was always annoying other kids calling them ugly, poor and fat. Incredibly jealous of others success, and getting high on making younger and sensitive kids cry until they learned to ignore or laugh at him and his grotesque behavior. The gunt got stuck att being a mentally 12 years old (the age he was bullied out of school) and he is still trying to bully others in order to hide his own misery. Even if it's growingly stupider as the time goes. He can't even afford a gaming chair yes, and he will criticize your setup, he's got 2WHYTKEEDS that he never sees, his "girlfriends" are 3rdworld prostitutes, but he will try to call your wife ugly or brag about being a "trad father" and the list is long. The bullying doesn't need to make sense in a ralphamale brain because it's not the point.

 

[Burnablebob]

THIS IS THE SAME PERSON WHO'S WORN MULTIPLE BROKEN, GAS STATION SUNGLASSES OVER MULTIPLE STREAMS!!!

You simply don't get the highly educated and deep metaphor the piggy is going for! The broken sun glasses hide his messed up eyes just like his broken micro-dick gets the attention instead of his messed up life, the messed up way he treats people, or his very VERY messed up brain! The glasses AND his floppy cock are all part of the pigs 5D Checkers psyop! IT'S DEEP I SAY!

 

[unironicjudiaism]

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You'll never have a broken Rodecaster that glitches out everytime I hit my desk Jawsh Mooooon!

Let's forget ralph streams from a laptop that would make Salem tech experts (if you dont know look em up i think hes.pretty funny) cringe and a rode caster that is held together with jizz and duct tape.

For the price point it is assume he says. So the retard says it packs perfect value for whats paid making it a sound investment what a Null L?

And as a side note hes right it looks like a scarlett 2 by 4 but im glancing without my glasses and I use it in my small home studio and its held up to hell and a multi state move and a bunch of years.

Total Jersh L buddy I guess

 

[SpellforceFan]

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Why does she keep engaging with man o pig ? Stockholm syndrome? She's already said the sex sucked and Ralph couldn't get it up

You can't rehabilitate a whore, just like you can't un-shit pants. In both cases you should just throw away the filthy rag.

 

[HackerX]

You can't rehabilitate a whore, just like you can't un-shit pants. In both cases you should just throw away the filthy rag.

For whatever reason, this post made me visualize just casually walking into the Mexican shack. Where I'm immediately blessed with piss bottles galore scattered on the floor, the smell of cat shit, and the glorious sight of this 5'1 geriatric toddler. Just standing there, looking at this broken (wo)man drunkenly writhing on the floor with his face down while his shirt is riding over the gunt and his pants hanging off his ass. Crazy to think no one has accepted Ralph as a roommate when you'd get to experience stuff like that in a daily basis.

 

[AnOminous]

You'll never have a broken Rodecaster that glitches out everytime I hit my desk Jawsh Mooooon!

Porktits thinks Josh should blow ten grand on shit he doesn't need when what he has works fine, like Nick Rekieta buying the most expensive gear he can find and his videos still look like they were shot on a potato.

 

[Um...]

The gunt got stuck att being a mentally 12 years old (the age he was bullied out of school)

Yeah he’s permanently stuck here

and will remain in this endless loop until the day he dies.

 

[lester]

Well they share a lot of traits. The one that keeps them talking still is they are both lonely individuals.
Nobody can live a life like Hampton, up all night, mainly blasted out of her mind on booze and coke.
Nobody can do that and work any real job. So her chances of having a friend there with her or someone to just listen to that repetitive nonsense are pretty slim. That's why she's online constantly.
So it's been kind baffling when she's trashing him only to do the opposite the very next moment. Ridiculously trying to hook up with this low life still. You write it off by thinking this chick is nuts and the dumbest whore on the planet. But she has her reason. Loneliness.
Ralph, the same thing. That's why despite saying he'll never talk to her, see her or have her on ect. He does the opposite. Loneliness, and they both justify this backpedalling as they just care for each other. Sickening for sure, but they're still talking on the phone everyday and making plans to hook up again knowing at the same time all the other traits they share are the things that makes them toxic and drives them apart.

 

[Elmo]

Yeah he’s permanently stuck here
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and will remain in this endless loop until the day he dies.

This pig's fingers must have been also broken during Portugal 2 along with his eyes, unless of course he's really this dysgenic, which he is. It could go either way.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

This pig's fingers must have been also broken during Portugal 2 along with his eyes, unless of course he's really this dysgenic, which he is. It could go either way.

He claims Memphis when his real birth state is Arkansas



I rest my case

 

[HackerX]

Yeah he’s permanently stuck here
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and will remain in this endless loop until the day he dies.

Ya know. It's bad enough to be posting shit like this as an adult (allegedly a male who's 40 btw), but doing it with a face like that too? Ignoring the gelatinous, shapeless blob of it all, it's the look of sadness and confusion that's too much. The look of a bizarre, pig-human hybrid creature, not fit for the world's cruelty, that figuratively screams "Help me daddeh, I'm lost." While literally screaming "BISH!", as pointless and helpless as the creature is. You kinda wanna feel bad for the poor thing, but then you watch it in action and go "LOL".

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Yeah he’s permanently stuck here
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and will remain in this endless loop until the day he dies.

I dont know how he thinks looking like a melting potato when hes strung out makes him look tough. Especially with his chunt on full display.

 

[lester]

He claims Memphis when his real birth state is Arkansas



I rest my case

He finally said yesterday he was born in Memphis Tn. and grew up in West Memphis Ar.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

He finally said yesterday he was born in Memphis Tn. and grew up in West Memphis Ar.

That is pretty untrue if I recall correctly and shifts the narrative to fit him.

Like michael scott turning to date Mike or prison Mike or Michael clump.

When ralphs a gangsta hes from THA TENNNNNN.

Southern good ol boy Ralph is from west Memphis but never really says Arkansas. I forget whether with Nora or faith it came out but he was born and raised in west Memphis.

Im sure hed visit Memphis for a night on biele but he was going right back across the border. Its not far away

As i have traveled, Tennessee is a beautiful state mostly.....except Memphis. Biele st is the one 3 block stretch of Memphis thats redeemable i stayed at the Peabody ate at rendezvous did the tourist shit in a day tried non tourist shit....found myself in Germantown TLDR not a German in sight if you catch my drift.

This was 98 maybe 97. I am 6,4 and at the time maybe 220 and muscular the exact opposite of ralph. My odds were poor at best

Point is ralph stood ZERO CHANCE.