The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

[Scale Smerch]

An elite resume:

Didn't catch this, but Indians put their father's name on their resumes to prove that they're from a "good" (aka high-caste) family:

I have gone through so many elite human capital resumes like this in tech for hiring rounds and they're always hilarious. Ignoring the grammar they almost always are Microsoft Word formatted, easily run 4+ pages (I've seen 10+), and have some of the most ridiculous education and experience descriptions imaginable. Some I remember:

• One jeet listed every school year in his education section with bullet points detailing his awards (lol) and exceptional marks (lmao). The latter included every class. Needless to say this took two pages by itself.
• Another fine specimen decided to catalogue individual commits to code repositories and his commit frequency under skills. For the non-programmer this is equivalent to recording fixes for redlined documents or the meetings you scheduled yourself. Think he was trying to ape on the strategy of getting commits recorded for open source software (this is a nagging issue in the OS community), but forgot about the part of needing to do it for known software.
• Listing damn near every major software language and utility app/program for skills. No, none of them ever had anywhere remotely near the experience with any of them. Yes, they could often fill up an entire page. Any jeet humble enough to only list Java or JS/TS immediately got a leg up from lack of izzatmaxxing - and no, they still weren't hired

The references bit also had its fun at times. I've seen them list their fathers before, but also other family members or certain teachers/profs. Never former work colleagues which sort of proves the point about their actual work capabilities.

 

[biznbuy]

You seem to be quite good at video editing.
Is there any way you could give us a super cut of RRR and Ghandi with just the jeet ahnailation sceens?
It would be an epic film and quite enjoyable.
If there are any other movies made to show how harsh the British were feel free to splice in bits of them as well.
Hopefully there are many hours of footage of "British behaving badly" (justly in actuality) to be used.

I must say I quite enjoyed the film you shared with us all.
Jolly Good.

I'd love to bro, I would unfortunately have to sit through two shitty movies. maybe some day I can give it a try.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Zoomers will never know the pain of renting a video tape, only to find out it hasn't been rewound.

VHS is objectively a terrible format without even getting into how the tapes degrade with play or the inability to jump to where you want when watching, or needing to rewind them.

VHS making a comeback as physical media collectable for sometime now. Especially with horror movies. Even video rental stores are returning thanks to. zoomers wanting more physical media. Zoomers are why vinyl a booming business.

 

[Slap47]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Philippines_Expats/comments/1mdowzl/my_1_month_experience_in_the_philippines_as_an/

Indian marrys the love of his life. Happy ending... except...



Indian is shocked at how CLEAN the Philippines is.


Manilla

 

[Dropa5pack]

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fuox9KRwY80https://youtube.com/watch?v=CoV-9eKrW_Mhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=2FL7hhMkSZ8VHS making a comeback as physical media collectable for sometime now. Especially with horror movies. Even video rental stores are returning thanks to. zoomers wanting more physical media. Zoomers are why vinyl a booming business.

If you want to go back, I would recommend DVD or laser disc both are retro but have some advanced features. DVD had a ton of extras like commentary tracks and making-of documentaries that have largely disappeared with Blu-ray and UHD. Of course, streaming doesn’t have any of that, so certain DVDs are the only place to get that stuff, and certain laser disc releases had good audio tracks or, for instance, I believe that was the last medium to see Disney release Song of the South for and in Japan.

 

[MrJokerRager]

 

[MrJokerRager]

I think sucking up to India and shilling for H1-B Indians is what gonna kill the MAGA movement in the future. Only baby boomers want more jeets. Even Bernie Sanders knows H1-B jeets are unpopular.

Lindsay Graham favored amnesty and yet the amount of dick riding by MAGA punditry on him.

 

[NoStepOnSnake]

VHS is objectively a terrible format without even getting into how the tapes degrade with play or the inability to jump to where you want when watching, or needing to rewind them. The resolution is very low, and it employs pan and scan, cutting off large portions of the image horizontally to fit into a 4:3 CRT television. Terrible chroma compression as well as someone who lived through it there’s a reason DVD was so massive.

Do not watch Star Trek episode transfigurations in blue-ray unless you want to see glowing spandex man. And not a new life form.

 

[Coffee3]

Jeets show off their excellent trigger discipline at a gun show.

Spoiler

2:06

 

[quaawaa]

Jeets show off their excellent trigger discipline at a gun show.

Spoiler

jeetswithguns.mp4

The people in that video likely work for India's government, military, and defense contractors.

 

[ZazietheBeast]

https://www.fox26houston.com/news/elephant-kills-indian-woman-and-returns-to-her-funeral-to-attack-her-corpse

I know it's an old news story, but even the wildlife hates India. That's what you get, bitch, for being a dirty poacher elephant. Lives matter.

Mother nature simply wants India gone as seen with the monkeys as well. Its all the other powers that be that are trying their best to keep their malicious slaves alive.

Indian is shocked at how CLEAN the Philippines is.

Compared to a blighted hellscape that is India, it is comparatively clean... much like Africa in comparison with India. India is the way it is because of the Indians.

Jeets show off their excellent trigger discipline at a gun show.

Spoiler

jeetswithguns.mp4

This just made me realize India is the ideal dumping ground for every defective weapon ever manufactured. Just tell them that they just need to fix it after buying it (which they won't) and they can have a self-shooting pistol for a very, very low price.

Then you can have stupidity on top of gun cartoon violence to boot.

 

[quaawaa]

This just made me realize India is the ideal dumping ground for every defective weapon ever manufactured. Just tell them that they just need to fix it after buying it (which they won't) and they can have a self-shooting pistol for a very, very low price.

FYI the defective Sig P320s that went off without the trigger being pulled were all built with Indian-made parts.

 

[Butterschmalz]

Ajax, Southern Ontario.

Gore content. Dont watch it if you dont want to see Grandma being rolled over by a semi.



https://x.com/BlondeBigot11/status/2076424025803522520

 

[The Backwards Man]

Manilla

You're acting as if this isn't a massive step up compared to all of India.

 

[Flipendo]

You're acting as if this isn't a massive step up compared to all of India.

I think that's the point - that even a filth-covered street like that is still a massive step up from the shit-pipe that is India.

 

[Garina'sVengeance]

UK security guards are now this:

1:00

Because the UK Filth is now this:

0:35

0:20

0:36

0:21

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

If I were to choose between living in Manila, Philippines or in any place in India..........I'd always choose the former. At least from what I've seen in person, I didn't see people openly defecating on the streets, no crowds gathering in front of you in the hopes of giving them money, air doesn't smell like shit, there's Jollibee/Mcdonald's that doesn't serve stinky curry, the list goes on.

 

[pause_break]

UK security guards are now this:

securitysaar.mp4

Because the UK Filth is now this:

PCFagass.mp4

groidplod.mp4

4plonksandapaki.mp4

'police'.mp4

I just have to say I love how the captions correctly spell the jeet's attempts at saying "video" as "wideo".

 

[Radola Gajda]

0:10

Poor snake

 

[FILTH Tourist]

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Poor snake

Looks like he pierced his cheek. I don't think the venom got into his system unfortunately.