🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Dropa5pack]

That’s exactly how I pictured the bikini barista to look. The chest tattoo is especially bad. It’s wild the amount of ink on women who sell their bodies for a living, although it fits with people who are impulsive and make poor decisions.

 

[AnOminous]

That’s exactly how I pictured the bikini barista to look. The chest tattoo is especially bad. It’s wild the amount of ink on women who sell their bodies for a living, although it fits with people who are impulsive and make poor decisions.

I pretty much assume any woman with that many tattoos is either a whore who charges for sex or a slut who gives it away for free.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I love when the Greer thread brings out the inner incel that lurks in regular posters.

 

[obsdj]

Poor girl. She has no idea the thoughts he’s thinking while those stubby fingers try to get the coffee outta her hands.

Odds on this being the very coffee place he thought he was going to buy last year (when he was searching for a "bridge loan" on LinkedIn)?

 

[ScooterL]

Toothy, but that's how out mocha-sippin' slobber-goblin likes 'em.

Toothy, brunette, high cheekbones. The pattern is holding, Russell's still chasing his biological sister.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

This is extremely dumb and autistic of me. I was aware that ratfaced gimp is a classic name for Russ. It never fucking clicked for me that he does literally look like a rat since his teeth are bared like a rat's incisors.

Maybe someone can convince him to speak a little Skaven.

Spoiler: Autism

Man-bullies want to harass-defame poor plaintiff-plaintiff! Judge-lord should hurry and convict-punish so I can see-sniff lovely woman-whores in peace!

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Toothy, brunette, high cheekbones. The pattern is holding, Russell's still chasing his biological sister.

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Upon her discovery, Rusty did have an unhealthy obsession with her. Since she had several degrees of separation from Hollywood due to her job, he wanted to connect with her to use her as his ticket to the biz. Given how she was probably completely blindsided or re-reminded by the aspect of having a twin brother that was given up at birth, it was perfectly fine that she either needed time to process or wanted nothing to do with that. (Given how this is also speculation on my part as well as Rusty's side of the story, it should all be taken with a grain of salt) Rusty refused to accept that she had a say in how she chose to handle this. Even going as far as attempting to use the courts just like he did with Erika.

My theory is that his obsession with these types of women is because he needs a stand in for his bio sister so that he could "feel her love". But once again, this is all just retarded speculation while we wait for Rusty to do his thing.

 

[Wahgonga]

(Given how this is also speculation on my part as well as Rusty's side of the story, it should all be taken with a grain of salt) Rusty refused to accept that she had a say in how she chose to handle this. Even going as far as attempting to use the courts just like he did with Erika.

Yep. I remember seeing screenshots early on in this thread of Russ saying that he was thinking about a lawsuit against his twin sister Stephanie. There was someone who was one of his few, and very last friends who basically said Russ, you can't sue someone into liking you.

 

[AnOminous]

I love when the Greer thread brings out the inner incel that lurks in regular posters.

I don't think any better of men with a bunch of tattoos. They're a bunch of fags, criminals, and in the one justifiable case, military veterans. They're tacky, shitty, and generally make anyone at all who has them look worse.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Yep. I remember seeing screenshots early on in this thread of Russ saying that he was thinking about a lawsuit against his twin sister Stephanie. There was someone who was one of his few, and very last friends who basically said Russ, you can't sue someone into liking you.

and Crusty said "Hold my beer while I file this lawsuit..."

 

[Mind Goblins]

Upon her discovery, Rusty did have an unhealthy obsession with her. Since she had several degrees of separation from Hollywood due to her job, he wanted to connect with her to use her as his ticket to the biz. Given how she was probably completely blindsided or re-reminded by the aspect of having a twin brother that was given up at birth, it was perfectly fine that she either needed time to process or wanted nothing to do with that. (Given how this is also speculation on my part as well as Rusty's side of the story, it should all be taken with a grain of salt) Rusty refused to accept that she had a say in how she chose to handle this. Even going as far as attempting to use the courts just like he did with Erika.

My theory is that his obsession with these types of women is because he needs a stand in for his bio sister so that he could "feel her love". But once again, this is all just retarded speculation while we wait for Rusty to do his thing.

If I remember my lore right, she didn't even know she had a brother until he contacted her saying "I'm your twin!" Having a creepy sex pest long-lost brother appear out of nowhere probably led to a lot of strained conversations for her.

Also, we talk a lot about Russ lusting after girls who look like her, but you do have to wonder which side of the family she got those aspects from. Could be a classic case of Oedipus Complex.

 

[oh no its pipkun]

That’s exactly how I pictured the bikini barista to look. The chest tattoo is especially bad. It’s wild the amount of ink on women who sell their bodies for a living, although it fits with people who are impulsive and make poor decisions.

where are the tits? the bikini only works with medium to big tits

 

[Solid Snek]

Poor girl. She has no idea the thoughts he’s thinking while those stubby fingers try to get the coffee outta her hands.

Very true. Bikini Girl is probably thinking "ew, this weird disfigured guy wants to rip my clothes off and fuck me".

Poor girl has no idea that, in reality, what he wants to do is take her to dinner, slobber his meal down, then spend the next three hours sitting around awkwardly NOT fucking her, and then after she leaves, both confused and relieved over Russ's sexual inaction, he's thinking of spending the next year and a half suing her and the bikini barista company for discrimination, while paying some Eastern European model to sing a dancepop diss track he's gonna write about her.

 

[DavidS877]

Looks like it's Moonlight Espresso Bikini Coffee 2510 E. Tropicana Ave, Suite 101.
The drive-thru window from his photo matches the one on their Google Maps with the gray tile just inside.

 

[ScooterL]

Very true. Bikini Girl is probably thinking "ew, this weird disfigured guy wants to rip my clothes off and fuck me".

She probably thinks he's a harmless passing customer. He's following his SOP, cornering a girl who's obliged to deal with him, and playing on her sympathy to get her to act friendly towards him. I doubt she thinks she'll ever see him again.

Boy, is she going to be surprised when he turns up wearing a suit and carrying flowers.

 

[Pee Cola]

That’s exactly how I pictured the bikini barista to look. The chest tattoo is especially bad.

That's not so much a tattoo as a warning label.

 

[oopsie doodle]

Before I expanded the thumbnail, I thought it was a Richard D. James faceswap edit. Just saying.

 

[Mamimi]

If I remember my lore right, she didn't even know she had a brother until he contacted her saying "I'm your twin!" Having a creepy sex pest long-lost brother appear out of nowhere probably led to a lot of strained conversations for her.

Also, we talk a lot about Russ lusting after girls who look like her, but you do have to wonder which side of the family she got those aspects from. Could be a classic case of Oedipus Complex.

His sister Stephanie Ross worked in Hollywood as a writer and photographer, so I'm wondering if the parents had connections to the entertainment industry. We don't know much about them, but I've long suspected his personality issues are hereditary. They gave him up and kept his sister simply because they couldn't be bothered with a deformed, sickly infant and decided they'd let some do-gooder Mormons take him off their hands. The fact that he's so ugly and uncharismatic while being as image-obsessed as his birth family is a veritable Greek tragedy.

 

[Pee Cola]

His sister Stephanie Ross worked in Hollywood as a writer and photographer, so I'm wondering if the parents had connections to the entertainment industry. We don't know much about them, but I've long suspected his personality issues are hereditary. They gave him up and kept his sister simply because they couldn't be bothered with a deformed, sickly infant and decided they'd let some do-gooder Mormons take him off their hands.

If Greee were born after 2007, his Hollywood parents probably would have kept him for clout and asspats on the socials.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

They gave him up and kept his sister simply because they couldn't be bothered with a deformed, sickly infant and decided they'd let some do-gooder Mormons take him off their hands.

That's the one thing in Russell's life he has any right to complain about. Instead, he fills his days complaining and suing over completely imaginary discrimination.