🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

GREEE is right. When was the last time you met a hardware store employee with a paralegal qualification? And then on top of that they don't even flirt with you? Gtfoh. They're lucky to even get 1 star tbqh
 
If he did the bare minimum like trim his beard and brushed his hair he'd look 10x better
10 times zero is still zero

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1 star review: "They fired me for being disabled!"

Home Depot's response: "No, it's because you were harassing the women working the registers."

and asking female customers that need help finding something if they have ever considered a career at a brothel.
 
My Lowe's might as well be a ghost town for as easy as it is to find someone to actually help you if you need to find something.
I'm glad I live in an area with Menards. I prefer them to Lowes for this very reason. I'm at both a lot, for work and just being a homeowner with projects to do, and project ideas.
 
Jesus Christ what an unforgivably ugly mother fucking co -- I can't even call him a cocksucker because he couldn't suck a cock if he wanted to which I'm sure he does every waking moment of his miserable existence. Every day he wakes up, stares at his reflection in the mirror, and thinks, "boy is my mouth tired from being open all night. I could sure use some dick. Time to sue me my some websites and leave 1 star reviews at Denny's."

Crunchy has to be one of the most ugly motherfuckers ever spawned. Fucker was birthed in increments like a painful shit. Fucking sleep paralysis demon. Like "Jesus christ just bash my face in with a hammer" tier. It can only be an improvement. He's that ugly friend you had in middle school to make yourself seem hot. I think he might be uglier than my dog's diarrhea shit he left on my neighbor's lawn. Get surgery you ugly turd.
 
Maybe it's my area but my Lowes (as a home owner I'm at more than I prefer) seems to be boomers who retired labor gigs. Incredible CS and skills.
This was my Lowes but they either all got fired or quit. Now it's all teenagers who have no fucking clue what's going on
This could describe almost any big box hardware store in the world.

Down here, the main big box hardware chain is Bunnings. The typical Bunnings is staffed by a mix of semi-retired tradies who fit @Bassomatic's experience with Lowes, disinterested uni students who try and actively avoid customer contact similar to what @RustyNail(her) has to deal with, and a cohort that's somewhere in the middle who usually succeed in providing good albeit rudimentary customer service.

I'm sure anyone who has gone to a B&Q in the UK or a Home Depot can report similar experiences. If you want consistently good customer service and don't have anything excessively technical to ask, a Mom and Pop hardware store is where it's at in my experience.

Anyway, my money is on Greee being rebuffed by some hottie at the Lowes' customer service desk.
My Lowe's might as well be a ghost town for as easy as it is to find someone to actually help you if you need to find something.
This is the exact opposite to my typical Bunnings experience. It's usually the old tradies who are champing at the bit to help, or the pajeets who make up an ever increasing part of that middle cohort mentioned above who lay it on super thick with the attentiveness.

Sometimes with the former I wonder if they just want a casual chat for a couple of minutes with someone who looks relatable, until the next clueless millennial comes up to them and asks how to change a valve in a kitchen tap.
 
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The last one near me went out of business during COVID.
Made me remember the small one in my old town as a kid. Was kind of a hardware and craft store, and they always made fresh popcorn throughout the day, and they had a snowcone machine. My gramps was friends with the owner, so my dad knew him well, too and I'd go with him a lot. I'd often ride my bike there for BBs, Pellets, small firecrackers, art supplies, model glue or kite string, just the kind of stuff a kid might buy at such a small midwestern mom&pop.

Loved that old guy and his store. He always gave me free popcorn bags and told me to say hi to my grandpa when I saw him. His family closed and sold it after he died, the bastards. It became a Dollar General. A motherfucking Dollar General.
 
For the old folks amongst us: I remember, as a little girl, pre-Lowes, and pre-Home Depot, going to the *lumber yard* with my carpenter father. I thought that was the greatest place on earth. The smell of the fresh-cut wood is still with me. I loved hearing my father "talk shop" with the men. Probably the most masculine space I've ever been in. Lowes and Home Depot, for all their charm, don't compare. Greee would probably plotz in such a place.
 
Crunchy has to be one of the most ugly motherfuckers ever spawned.
The thing about Rusty is he's a rare case of his rotten soul being reflected in his appearance. Plenty of ugly people have wonderful personalities and are a pleasure to be around even if you can't bring yourself to look at them. Rusty pretends people hate him for his looks when, in reality, it's his awful personality. In his book, he claimed the thread exists because he has a deformed face (ignoring both the fact that we have threads on "looksmaxers," males who go to extreme lengths to look extremely handsome, and that his thread only exists because we learned he actually believed a stripper liked him.)
 
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