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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
It’s totally normal to call people limp dicked multiple times a stream.
Also lol @ DSP and anyone else who sees it as a W that Phil’s entire stream got dog walked by an absolute faggot dentractor for an entire week. Holy fuck what an absolute embarrassment and handled in the worst way possible by DSP.
I doubt that the loss of a severely autistic woman with mental issues and a traumatic past, a monosyllabic vocabulary and a non-existent sex drive kept him starring at the ceiling very long. I wouldn't be surprised if he fist pumped on that news.
That being said (shoutout), I am curious about that relationship in a broader sense. How long did it last? How engaged was she? Nothing particularly salacious, just some background lore to fill in the picture a bit on Khet. I'm surprised no one has reached out to Subaru Man considering his IRL identity is known.
I too am curious about their time together. Tevin did reach out to Subaru Man at some point and asked about Khet. SM described her as "odd" and that she's the type of person who will make it known by the expression on her face if she doesn't like or want to do something. I think back to the times when she has appeared with Pigler and she looked like she would rather have been anywhere else (and who can blame her).
I too am curious about their time together. Tevin did reach out to Subaru Man at some point and asked about Khet. SM described her as "odd" and that she's the type of person who will make it known by the expression on her face if she doesn't like or want to do something. I think back to the times when she has appeared with Pigler and she looked like she would rather have been anywhere else (and who can blame her).
I don't get the impression Kat is the kind of person who's ever all that happy. She strikes me as the kind of woman where if you're stuck working with her she's just going to be bitching all the time and making snide remarks about everyone and everything.
Which, if true, maybe her and Phil really are meant for each other!
I don't think Kat has the mental capacity to understand pursuing happiness for herself. She just kind of exists, found a way to get shelter and food through Felipe, and that's that. She's basically on the intelligence level of any random wild fox or bird you see
Khet threw a makeup brush at him like a native chucking a spear at a wild hog. Wednesday is for groveling to Khet before she eats everything, again.
A lot of us despise Phil in some way and more so for being Phil IRL room mate. Khet stays because she has some power over him, free meals and gets stuff done by glaring at him. Look at his physique, he probably trembles when Khet stomps towards him.
You joke but didn't he say at one point he runs like a legit super fast mile or something years back lmao he has no idea what an actual normal mile time is so he just said whatever same with his weight lifting shit.
You joke but didn't he say at one point he runs like a legit super fast mile or something years back lmao he has no idea what an actual normal mile time is so he just said whatever same with his weight lifting shit.
It’s totally normal to call people limp dicked multiple times a stream.
Also lol @ DSP and anyone else who sees it as a W that Phil’s entire stream got dog walked by an absolute faggot dentractor for an entire week. Holy fuck what an absolute embarrassment and handled in the worst way possible by DSP.
Yeah he gained nothing, just returned to the status quo after a very embarrassing week or two. It's a little surprising that Youtube fixed it so quickly, but the fact that the bug existed and got weaponized against him is a big L for him, and it's not like Youtube is giving him a paycheck for reporting the bug, he's just back to what he was doing last month.
You joke but didn't he say at one point he runs like a legit super fast mile or something years back lmao he has no idea what an actual normal mile time is so he just said whatever same with his weight lifting shit.
I talked about it on the last page. Basically his claims from 2024 do not make sense and also strengthen the argument of him being on weight loss drugs.
You joke but didn't he say at one point he runs like a legit super fast mile or something years back lmao he has no idea what an actual normal mile time is so he just said whatever same with his weight lifting shit.
Yeah, his fitness claims are always a riot to listen to. At least when he kept it vague even though aggrandized it was, y'know, still pretty implausible, but not transparently impossible.
He's mentioned that he walk-jogs around his community. Called it a POWERWALK. After some time on that larp, Phil claimed that he was running a 4 minute mile. To put that into perspective, it is absolutely elite level. 24 KM/H speed. That is on the very fast end of untrained runners, sprinting like their life depended on it, and without serious training you'd be expected to be able to hold that pace for 5-10 seconds, maaaaybe 20 if you're really determined. Most non-professional runners, as Sektur said, will NEVER achieve that. Being able to run at 21 KM/H for a MINUTE is already considered full marks in law enforcement, for example. That is about a 4:35 mile.
Phil claims he achieved that while fat, with no prior athletic training, probably with the terrible form and waddle-run he showcased in the Project 7 videos. He's also casually revealed, several times over the years, that he always walks on his tippy toes. People who tippy walk are not inherently terrible runners every time... But they tend to be. Running properly involves pushing yourself off the ground forward, and tippy walkers have tight calves.
Speaking of calves, Phil has mentioned that he has "Big, muscular, strong calves." He doesn't. He's got tight calves. Which means he probably can't even put his heels on the ground any more. Because he tippy walks. Because he's autistic.
Toe striking is fine if you're doing burst runs, but Phil claimed he was doing distance runs. If tippy walkers run distance, and they toestrike all the way, they normally get fucked up really rather quickly.
If there's still any doubt, every time we've seen him walk he does a penguin waddle or scuttles like a crab. This is a man who can barely control his body walking, and he'd like us to believe he's a world-class athlete out of sheer raw, natural talent. I remember saying back then that if he really was running a 4 minute mile in two weeks of running he should have absolutely tried to go pro. Imagine the unbridled potential of PP Burnell. He woulda smoked Bolt's world record if given a couple months of serious training.
I just don't know what posseses him to make these wild claims like they're not super easy to fact check by anyone who knows the first thing about that day's topic, but it's a big part of his lolcow personality. And it's in direct contradiction with all the other victim shit he says.
"I am so genetically and athletically gifted that I can run a 4 minute mile with pretty much no prior training AND I can keep pace for 20 minutes! I also recently started working out and I'm much bigger, much buffer, with rock hard abs now!"
"I can do 25 pushups easily and real fast while counting out, it'll take about 30 seconds!"
"I was gifted a body that has a lot of shortcomings, let's put it that way."
Meanwhile evidence shows that Phil gets winded walking outside the house, does little girl pushups, and tippywalks, so his sprinting technique is absolutely inherently fucked.
TLR: Phil can't even walk properly and he expects us to believe he can run like Usain Bolt and lift like Eddie Hall. Sure, man. Like at least if he went for an Endurance Runner type of lie, we still wouldn't have believed him, but "I can run for two hours straight" sounds a LOT less implausible than "I can run a 4 minute mile."
I can definitely see him falling into that trap. He's been heavy all his life with no non-intrusive weight loss products available to him to shortcut his way to a healthy weight. Suddenly Ozempig arrives on the scene and he can live out his twink dreams at the ripe old age of 44. I can also see him finding it hard to stop something that's benefitting him, which is an inherent characteristic of his personality.
Even at my most fit in the military, I only managed to pull off a 10 minute and some change 2 mile on the apft once. And I threw up quite a bit afterwards. Outside of that one time, I averaged a 11:30-1300 time. It's just shocking to me, that he thinks he can get away with a lie as huge as "I can run a 4 minute mile,with no work up" . The world record is 3:43.13, set by a Moroccan in '99. The fastest woman's time is 4:07:64 set by a Kenyan in '23. It's just insane that he thinks he can claim both a world record and close to a world record pace that hasn't been broken in 27 years with nothing. Forgive the sperging, pre heart attack I was a huge runner. Was hoping to do the USMC marathon last year. Slowly working my way back with longer walks.
Remember when Phil would bitch that he couldn't pick up his own fast food slop from a place that was less than 2 miles from his house because it would take 30-45 minutes to drive there? Next time he does that someone should bring up that he can just run there and back in less time according to him.
R: Phil can't even walk properly and he expects us to believe he can run like Usain Bolt and lift like Eddie Hall. Sure, man. Like at least if he went for an Endurance Runner type of lie, we still wouldn't have believed him, but "I can run for two hours straight" sounds a LOT less implausible than "I can run a 4 minute mile."
