💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[NobleGreyHorse]

"OK, I'm having a freakoot. Bad things keep coming into my mind and I'm afraid I might do these bad things. Hoo do I stop thinking stuff?"

... um. Gonna say maybe the antipsychotics need to be ramped up a bit, if you'll pardon the armchair psychery.

 

[wheat pasta]

Just piss in the toilet.

How can you not say that enough.

Just piss in the toilet.

https://twitter.com/NickBate/status/471329386033999872
Funny you would say that..

 

[Strelok]

https://twitter.com/NickBate/status/471329386033999872
Funny you would say that..

More pee from the time I peed into a vortex just hit me. I guess it got split into two separate waves of pee.

I... ok I don't even understand what the hell this even means beyond the fact that he inadvertently pissed on himself. Is a vortex like supposed to mean a fan or something?

Maybe I'm just being a dumbass, but I can't decipher what he's trying to convey happened.

 

[wheat pasta]

I... ok I don't even understand what the hell this even means beyond the fact that he inadvertently pissed on himself. Is a vortex like supposed to mean a fan or something?

Maybe I'm just being a dumbass, but I can't decipher what he's trying to convey happened.

For some reason the word "vortex" made me think he just kinda pissed into a funnel.
I mean hey, it's Nick. That's probably a thousand times more sane and makes a thousand times more sense than what he was actually trying to say, whatever it was.

 

[Connor Bible]

I stopped giving a fuck about the guy when I read about his interests. What's he up to now?

 

[wheat pasta]

I stopped giving a fuck about the guy when I read about his interests. What's he up to now?

You know what they say...
'Same shit, different day.'

 

[DC 740]

You know what they say...
'Same shit, different day.'

In Nick's case, "Same shit different wall"

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Maybe I should say things aboot myself. That way Wife can like stuff aboot me and then love me. I don't know what to say though.

This is going to go well...

When I was a small child I foond a baby bird that couldn't fly and I bludgeoned it to death with a big stick.

I crapped myself in elementary school twice and peed myself in middle school once. The peeing was intentional though

When I was 15 I smoked marijuana. It rocked and I miss it. I once tried a Jell-O shot but I got a moothful of just alcohol and it was gross.

The sight of trash makes me gag. I can't use serviettes or paper tooels because once I use them they become trash and make me gag.

I never retained anything school tried to teach me. I suspect I might not even be able to learn, as I learned nothing after school either.

remember this is information that he hopes his wife will see and love him

 

[DC 740]

"Oh honey, it's wonderful when you bludgeon a wounded animal to death"

 

[Saney]

When I was a small child I foond a baby bird that couldn't fly and I bludgeoned it to death with a big stick.

 

[Backwards Harvester]

In Nick's case, "Same shit different wall"

Compared to his water-shy ass, shit probably smells like fresh spring roses!

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

"Oh honey, it's wonderful when you bludgeon a wounded animal to death"

Nick fucked up.

He should have said, "I bloogooned it."

 

[Pinhead]

He just gets worse and worse. He's a monster.

It's terrible that he admits that he learned nothing during school, and nothing after he left school, yet is still so sure of his beliefs despite everyone else pointing out the flaws in his logic.

He's an animal crushing paedophilic freak. He's not even a lolcow, it's not like he tardrages at silly things, he's just a sick, twisted, fucked up individual.

I wish someone had've taken his bludgeon and knocked some sense into him.

I stopped giving a fuck about the guy when I read about his interests. What's he up to now?

I stopped giving a f- TELL ME MORE ABOUT HIS DAILY HABITS!

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Are we all ignoring the fact that he deliberately peed his pants in Middle School?

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Are we all ignoring the fact that he deliberately peed his pants in Middle School?

That's pretty minor compared to his other fuckups. He's admitted to smearing shit on his walls and fondling kids, what's a little intentional pants wetting at this point?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

But WHY did he do it intentionally? Was he doing it to make a point? To get attention? Because he was too socially awks to ask to use the bathroom? These are questions that need to be answered.

 

[CatParty]

But WHY did he do it intentionally? Was he doing it to make a point? To get attention? Because he was too socially awks to ask to use the bathroom? These are questions that need to be answered.

Ask yourself why you would if you were to do it

 

[Pinhead]

Ask yourself why you would if you were to do it

To attract my butt-wife, of course.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

If it was me? The only condition where I see it was feasable would be in order to troll a teacher that I hated who wouldn't let me go to the bathroom. If it was him, I guess what Pinhead said.

 

[Pinhead]

If it was me? The only condition where I see it was feasable would be in order to troll a teacher that I hated who wouldn't let me go to the bathroom. If it was him, I guess what Pinhead said.

The fact that you legitimately came up with an answer for that question worries me. Also, "troll"?

You do realise if you pissed your pants in class, it wouldn't be the teacher getting made fun of, right?