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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
Looking on the brightside, he may be thin enough now for the closet clothes rail to support his weight, when it time rope.
Lets do poll on what rope I should use guys, but remember that first rope I showed you is very rough and will hurt my neck as it chokes the life out of me.
It's so obvious that he precleaned the closet before the stream. You just know it was crammed from floor to ceiling, wall to wall and the door could barely be opened. Bet there was a bunch of other mothballed shit already down in the garage next to the piles of garbage. Quite possibly the most dented stream since his no show and just tell Virtual Boy slop fest.
Been spending all his life living in a hoarder's paradise
He shits his diaper more than twice living in a hoarder's paradise
My favorite is how he'll flex on stream, and make his muscle look bigger by pushing into his bicep. I don't watch him enough to know if he's doing that tongue-in-cheek or deliberately hiding it like no one will notice though.
Phil is currently in his closet dressed gayer than one of the Village People potentially wearing a diaper due to a loose asshole. You can’t make this shit up.
This is what brings the crowds. The spectacle of a man who might just be the most egotistical person to ever exist, but is also so socially retarded that he does the most embarrassing, sissy shit for all the world to see.
Cares about nothing else but being seen as a manly successful man. Does this. You couldn't write a character like this.
The only thing funnier than how he looks now with his Ozempic-ravaged body and enormous lightbulb head is the surety that he admires himself in the mirror (broken toilet to the side and mold all around him) the same way he admires himself in OBS every day, and genuinely thinks he looks good.
Phil gets over 500 dahlers literally doing housechores and finishes it off with threatening to wagequit closet cleanouts, and going on a mini cope tirade about how he could have made so much more money doing a pokemon card dentmilking marathon, but he chose not to.
The only thing funnier than how he looks now with his Ozempic-ravaged body and enormous lightbulb head is the surety that he admires himself in the mirror (broken toilet to the side and mold all around him) the same way he admires himself in OBS every day, and genuinely thinks he looks good.
