What the fuck is even happening right now.
The gay club music is really pushing this over the edge to being some arthouse shit.
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It's just incredible that Darksyde Phillip, in the year of our Lord 2026, determined that blindly watching him go through his closet was such riveting content and worthy of financial contributions.
How did we end up here? Why is he doing this? Why is people paying him to do this? What does any of this have to do with 4th of July?
What other streamer in the world would ever come up with this kind of insane stream?
It is the streaming equivalent of those number stations; just a hours of sentences and conversations that don't make any sense, but there is a coded message in there somwhere.
Well... It all started with either a Wolverine toy or when he was the best American Street Fighter 2 Turbo player. Depends on who ya ask.
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Just reposting one of my favorite clips ever, from 4th last year.
LOL. Jesus. This clip is something special alright.
This has got to be the worst stream he's ever done.
WTF are you talking about? It was awesome.
How does this autistic regard think doing housechores is content?
Trust him. He's a professional.
This retard is literally watching Phil while gambling his paltry allowance irl.
Fucking Jayde is more of a man than PHIL!
What kind of Mickey Mouse adult daycare operation are we running here? Letting a sped mindlessly play slots while watching DSP all day is a hilariously twisted concept, and it's even more ridiculous knowing that it's really happening.
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i would kill myself if my whale wife presented me this
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no one has ever eaten a chillidog like this wtf he is he doing???
Is this nigger eating a chili dog with a fork?? On the 4th of July of all days??? I get not being messy, but live a little my dude. You've got cause to celebrate! Look at how great you're doing... by livestreaming yourself.... cleaning out... your.... closet. Just LOL
and according to Phil...Everyone has asked for this, everyone wants to see his hats and vests. Everyone loves them. In fact they were mad last year they didnt get to see the game collection, so he's giving the audience what they wanted. So I don't know why these ungrateful dents arent opening their wallets and showering him with tips
Is this the same "everyone" he always complains about not contributing after swearing up and down that they wanted him to play a game? If so, I'm beginning to notice a pattern here.
You left out the fact he’s doing this on a national holiday marking a milestone anniversary for the country he lives in, and he expects people to watch him do that instead of celebrating with friends and family!
One must deeply ponder what the founding fathers would have thought.
It's so funny seeing Phil try to measure the value of his clutter while everyone knows full well that he'll never overcome his paranoia and sell anything. Just say $0 for each thing Phil that's the real value
Ya know. Whenever ol' Phil passes, fiends are gonna be all over his estate sale. There'll be a such an interesting collection of scavengers, collectors, and detractors.
He really slid right back into begging for money to put on vests like he never stopped! You know he's been itching to bring the gimmick back ever since he laid it to rest. He can claim all he wants that he looks back on it and realizes it was stupid, but we all know he loves this and still thinks it was brilliant business-style strategy.
Yeah, but it's different now because they're called
MILESTONES.
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wearing the iconic mario hat, no less. great memories associated with it tbh
LOL. It's just Patrick S. Tomlinson with a different gimmick.
