DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[RougeRed]

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Good god his side profile is fucked, he looks like Christian Bale in the The Machinist but old and elderly, he looks ozempic-zombie he looks like a 70 year old man and he's only 44 I think?

But remember, he's ripped, hes BUFF! FROG FLEX!

BTW this RETARD said he looks better as Johnny Cage than the old mk johnny cage, Daniel Pesina


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Reminder: This man maxed out the weights on his home gym and is so muscular that he can do an infinite number of sit ups.

....just forget how winded he got moving 10-15 pounds the whole 5 feet from his closet to the camera.

 

[drtonysimp]

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Good god his side profile is fucked, he looks like Christian Bale in the The Machinist but old and elderly, he looks ozempic-zombie he looks like a 70 year old man and he's only 44 I think?

But remember, he's ripped, hes BUFF! FROG FLEX!

BTW this RETARD said he looks better as Johnny Cage than the old mk johnny cage, Daniel Pesina


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remember this is the guy who unironically thinks hes muscular and has multiple "flex" emotes.

 

[spacko]

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Im curious, how did you discover Dsp?
I always knew he was some mouth breather who sucked at dark souls. But that was it

Used halfchan, mostly to talk about and play Demon's Souls with others at that point. Had seen Phil being made fun of repeatedly on /v/. Was familiar but never sought him out myself, just another meme like CWC. One day he's the topic of discussion on 4chan and someone invaded him with scraping spear. (this was like...spring 2013)

I go down the rabbit hole watching his cooking shit, condo tours, and run circles with a few detractor circles, leaving before they implode. Come here and find people who get it. Don't watch him directly, don't give him money, you don't even have to interact with him. Make fun of him here and he'll come read it, then seethe. Anything else is gay and only benefits him (the dents/whales see him as a poor victim, read Darziak leaks plus watching in his channel on any platform pays him).

My favorite arc was the post-leanna poor me arc. I especially love the begging because he couldn't afford to turn the heat on and showing off a long sleeved t-shirt with desperate expression on insta because he was cold but couldn't afford AC......all while flying Khet out.

Boogie and Jack Scalfani were my go-to cows for the longest time (RIP samandtolki), and wings, ltg, and dsp were always very adjacent to the boogie sphere so I was pretty familiar with their shenanigans as well, although I wasn't as autistically involved in their lore as I was with boogie and Ja/ck/. Jack is fucking dying now and he's not quite as funny. boogie and wings have gotten boring, fake, and gay with time, but phil and ltg have only produced better milk. sf6 came out around the time that boogie content was finally becoming intolerable for me, so it was easy to get pulled into the autism vortex here with the litany of those early sf6 rage videos.

Jack is ROUGH now. I'm wondering how long he'll be able to swallow fast food even.

 

[British Mersh]

Stop making fun of Phil's lack of muscles, his GUNS were taken by the United States of America Goverment for the 4th of July parade, mouthdrooler idiots.

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

Jesus Christ you could build a waterslide on the back of his neck

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Im curious, how did you discover Dsp?
I always knew he was some mouth breather who sucked at dark souls. But that was it

My pipeline went like this:

-watched a lot of rise and fall videos as background noise
-Discover turkey tom channel (fuck you, I was young and naive)
-Learn about the Farms
-Watch Jersh's interview with tom
-Start watching MATI
-Learn about about the Sektur, dive in head first
-PPP, jim, ralph, etc
-Kino casino start streaming on kick
-They sometimes would bring up phil in their RTU segments.
-Phil & Casino arc begins

That one Persona 3 video that someone shared on Discord 7 years ago. The one where his Aigis healed Nyx Avatar

 

[Dropa5pack]

This is Dspgaming a mature adult and 44 years old in 2026 dressing like a faggot that got bullied in high school.

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Same energy as Duckie Dale in Pretty in Pink, unfortunately Khet isn’t quite Molly Ringwald.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

We're supposed to be jealous of this man, right?

 

[PD43]

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Good god his side profile is fucked, he looks like Christian Bale in the The Machinist but old and elderly, he looks ozempic-zombie he looks like a 70 year old man and he's only 44 I think?

But remember, he's ripped, hes BUFF! FROG FLEX!

BTW this RETARD said he looks better as Johnny Cage than the old mk johnny cage, Daniel Pesina


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Eeww what the hell? He looks like ET! That's so fucked

 

[SwiftBucks]

We're supposed to be jealous of this man, right?
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I ripped some packs today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pulls
The only thing that's real

The gin it burns my throat
The old familiar sting
Try to beg some more today
But the dents wont spare a thing

 

[Choom]

Posting to update my marathon tally list. Phil clocked out of his Indevestence / closet cleanout stream with $523 (his count). Here's the updated YTD marathon totals:

Unnamed February marathon - $455 (early February)
RETROthon - $343 (early March)
Birthday marathon - $2078 (early April)
Mega Man/May the Burst marathon - $610 (early May)
Indevestence / Closet Cleanout - $523 (early July)

I believe JGAnno24 on X usually does a more detailed breakdown of his earnings (counting "troll tips" he omits, including the fee-adjusted totals, etc.) if you're interested in that.

I think I saw someone a few pages back saying they thought this was one of his lowest marathon totals ever. As you can see it's not even the lowest so far this year. Honestly, I'd consider getting over $500 for doing a mundane chore and spending like 3 hours looking up the value of his old games (which he'll never sell) kind of a sussess.
He's been salivating over the thought of a card related type marathon, so maybe he'll do that in August.

 

[Captain Quazar]

We're supposed to be jealous of this man, right?
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Man?

 

[Balr0g]

The Birthday marathon was the one outlier and mostly because Asmongold did a shoutout about Phil's birthday. I think the average should be around 500$. Which is still lower then what he pulled a few years ago. And to top it of many of his previous marathons were "paid events" meaning his dents had already coughed up monbey so that the event happened AND they had to support DURING the event as well. But the begging will copntionue today with Dark Souls 2 and Resident Evil. He will throw all kind of shit on the wall to bridge the waiting time for GTA 6 (oh please let GTA be delayed pleeaasseee)

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

@Jersh Moon Muppet, I hate to say it, but I found Phil through early Chris Chan when Chris was discovered. We were discussing whether there was anyone else out there; PixiTerry was found, but someone said to look into this guy. It was part 1 of his Fallout 3 playthrough. My life has not been the same since. I think Phil has surpassed Chris, honestly now.

Apologies, I meant to say worst marathon. He used to get $1000 easy average, but not the case now. The surprising factor is this is just after Social Security cheques have come in, and he is on this.

I think he is going to be rattled today; this is his worst summer streaming in terms of income. He usually has an uptick in the summer; I think this is caused by a lot of financial pressures, but also Phil's dependence on a few whales. A lot of us have posited that there are like 2-5; I personally think 2 with various aliases.

At some point, Phil will have a chickens come home to roost moment, because from a whaling standpoint, you get nothing. You can tell he is more panicked as of late because he talks about refinancing the condo.

 

[SwiftBucks]

But the begging will continue today with Dark Souls 2 and Resident Evil.

I am absolutely, positively certain he expected as much or more than previous closet cleanout streams brought, and because in his head this money was coming in he has already pre-spent it on pokemon hence the boxes on boxes of cards in the weeks leading up.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

I hate to say it, but I found Phil through early Chris Chan when Chris was discovered. We were discussing whether there was anyone else out there; PixiTerry was found, but someone said to look into this guy. It was part 1 of his Fallout 3 playthrough. My life has not been the same since. I think Phil has surpassed Chris, honestly now.

Chris is at least funny and absurd (like with any number of gaming lolcows like LTG and Wings). DSP is not funny at all.

Also given that DSP is active even earlier than CWC wouldn't he technically be the first documented lolcow ever?

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

I remember finding dsp watching a playthrough of evil aj do a big boss run in mgs then I wanted to see what a tihydp of mgs1 would be not even knowing who or what a dsp is. 10 years later......

 

[SwiftBucks]

wouldn't he technically be the first documented lolcow ever?

Portal of Evil was documenting/feuding with lolcows prior to even SA, and I think usenet had some proto cows too

 

[cassetteisgod]

56 yr old ghoul.
Also i hope this stream fails, wont be surprised if we will see "anon" donations later

Interesting posture, it's really giving a Nickelodeon character vibe.