DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

 

[Iron Hamster]

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

The real question is, at what point of telling a lie does he begin to buy in it being real? He obviously doesn't when he's initially telling them, but there's just something going on in his static-filled mind that flips a switch at a certain point. You might be able to establish some form of mind control if you can nail down the environmental variables and other factors with a use case.

It may just be as simple as Phil realizing he can get away with the lie, which has become near immediate with how he views his retarded chat. He often will contradict himself, stand by obvious lies, etc... in seconds. And, as we know, a lie is still an answer.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

Im curious, how did you discover Dsp?
I always knew he was some mouth breather who sucked at dark souls. But that was it

My pipeline went like this:

-watched a lot of rise and fall videos as background noise
-Discover turkey tom channel (fuck you, I was young and naive)
-Learn about the Farms
-Watch Jersh's interview with tom
-Start watching MATI
-Learn about about the Sektur, dive in head first
-PPP, jim, ralph, etc
-Kino casino start streaming on kick
-They sometimes would bring up phil in their RTU segments.
-Phil & Casino arc begins

First I was aware of Phil's existence because of Drama Alert after the incident and Pew Die Pie making fun of him for this too, and forgot him again. Then I watched the down the rabbit hole in 2018 and it clicked and since then I am following the eternal downfall of DSP

 

[Cucktry Roads]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hsbozId0PRI

I think Wolverine Doll messed up by putting the Hamilton song in for his entry instead of this one.

 

[British Mersh]

Im curious, how did you discover Dsp?
I always knew he was some mouth breather who sucked at dark souls. But that was it

My pipeline went like this:

-watched a lot of rise and fall videos as background noise
-Discover turkey tom channel (fuck you, I was young and naive)
-Learn about the Farms
-Watch Jersh's interview with tom
-Start watching MATI
-Learn about about the Sektur, dive in head first
-PPP, jim, ralph, etc
-Kino casino start streaming on kick
-They sometimes would bring up phil in their RTU segments.
-Phil & Casino arc begins

I was following Mersh, and I watched the Porsalin documentary on him (watch the documentary, it's very good) and I think that Youtube recommended me a Memeology video. For those who don't know Mersh begs for money to buy booze and drugs, in that Memeology video Dave was begging for money to have a meal in the city with his wife on his day off and I was like "This is so pathetic and great, to have a grown ass man to beg for money for a meal with his wife" and I got hooked in.
For me DSP is just Mersh but with caring parents.

 

[I Love Videogames 69]

I think Wolverine Doll messed up by putting the Hamilton song in for his entry instead of this one.

Yeah Hamiton was too gay to win, and the metal style songs are really getting annoying with how many there are, but this one was quite clever. The Pokemon names replacing the woman style names in the original song is very clever

Half the people who enter don't seem to understand songs are more enjoyable if you can actually hear the lyrics

I've noticed in basically all of the Ch'Kings, usually the entry style stream has better songs than the 'finals'. I think most people who enter have one really good idea, enter it, then when they have to make another song without all that much notice it can be tough to do better. Not bashing anybody who enters, they literally do it FOR FREE, but it does seem like a theme. Still fun though to laugh at Felipe Burnell Jr

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Half the people who enter don't seem to understand songs are more enjoyable if you can actually hear the lyrics

 

[PD43]

Im curious, how did you discover Dsp?
I always knew he was some mouth breather who sucked at dark souls. But that was it

My pipeline went like this:

-watched a lot of rise and fall videos as background noise
-Discover turkey tom channel (fuck you, I was young and naive)
-Learn about the Farms
-Watch Jersh's interview with tom
-Start watching MATI
-Learn about about the Sektur, dive in head first
-PPP, jim, ralph, etc
-Kino casino start streaming on kick
-They sometimes would bring up phil in their RTU segments.
-Phil & Casino arc begins

Saw an image of Phil and Pandalee's Valentine Day video.
The caption said "Father celebrates Valentine's with his daughter"
For the next year or so I just believed he's some pervert who fucked his daughter, allah Jessie Slaughter.
Then the fappening happened and I realised it was the same dood. Watched a few other things and then a few more things. And now I've gone from laughing at this clown to hating him and waiting for his comeuppance.
Ce la vie. Get out while you can.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I've noticed in basically all of the Ch'Kings, usually the entry style stream has better songs than the 'finals'. I think most people who enter have one really good idea, enter it, then when they have to make another song without all that much notice it can be tough to do better. Not bashing anybody who enters, they literally do it FOR FREE, but it does seem like a theme. Still fun though to laugh at Felipe Burnell Jr

The novices put their best stuff out round 1. The Captain Gamer guy especially. That was the standout song Round 1, but I knew he was going to deer in the headlights when it came to the finals, and he did, that new song was awful.

The banjo guy was especially puzzling this time. Couldn't hear the lyrics and it was just generic death metal. I wish detractors would understand that the death metal shit needs to stop cause you can't hear anything in it.

 

[Huggler]

Half the people who enter don't seem to understand songs are more enjoyable if you can actually hear the lyrics

and although I commend the effort, the more effort I see, the more I feel like I should be laughing... and I'm usually not
its like trying to be funny vs actually being funny. worst ch'king of the ring ever

 

[MC Law]

The novices put their best stuff out round 1. The Captain Gamer guy especially. That was the standout song Round 1, but I knew he was going to deer in the headlights when it came to the finals, and he did, that new song was awful.

The banjo guy was especially puzzling this time. Couldn't hear the lyrics and it was just generic death metal. I wish detractors would understand that the death metal shit needs to stop cause you can't hear anything in it.

The Captain Planet song was hilarious, but also a gimmick song. You eventually run out of music chops in a multi-round tournament

 

[PC Troone Copenseethe]

I got some prime ugleeeeee pics of Phil during GTGs recent video on him crying like a bish. He's so fucking ugly, it offends me.

 

[Iron Hamster]

If dsp actually had contacted andy to partially ask for workouts. I like to think that in his dented mind, you get bigger muscles by just lifting weights and disregard eating habits and things like increasing weight and adding repetitions and creating a habit. The point of lifitng is to always have a counterweight, always have it "heavy" so that your muscles will actually "tear" and regenerate in such way that will make new layers and thus getting bigger muscles.

In Dsp mind he thinks that doing simple lifts with like 10lbs dumbells will magically get him buffed and think that just eating protein by itself will help him get bigger when in reality you have to adjust protein intake in accordance to your weight and body and have it be "healthy" protein and not just protein bars and call it a day.

It just dawned on me today that he has not once measured his alleged muscles to prove his 'gains'

Anyone else catch him saying he has to pre-clean the closet on his day off? It's under the guise of digging out the vests but it's actually to move his store of diapers elsewhere

Why does he need to 'preclean' it when he only showed a quick shot inside it once. Not like he takes a camera in every trip.

He played Scarlet. There’s a decent chance he has no memory of the Violet-exclusive characters/Pokémon.

Decent chance? He has the memory of an acorn.

It's a miracle this "man" can breathe without choking to death.

Between eating his snot and the lies coming out, he should have choked out long ago.

Why does he use the same username everywhere what the fuck

King of Stupid

 

[Optimus Crime]

I got some prime ugleeeeee pics of Phil during GTGs recent video on him crying like a bish. He's so fucking ugly, it offends me.

What a dysgenic looking blob fish creature. Fucking prime untermensch propaganda if I've ever seen any.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

However you're spending your Friday, whether it's a good day or a rough day for you, consider that Phil is currently spending his swaying back and forth and malding over the fact the Internet is making fun of him for wearing a poopoo-filled diaper, and rest easy.

 

[Baklava]

I assume Phil is pre-cleaning his closet because all the cardboard from his Black Friday purchases is still in there. AND his diaps.

 

[Zyklon C]

Im curious, how did you discover Dsp?

It was sometime between Leanna fleeing the Snort Fort and the back of the head Khet Christmas tree reveal. I kept getting recommended videos on YouTube from some guy making fun of someone named "Disp" or some shit. I kept marking it as not interested and then another video would pop up. After about two weeks of this, I finally watched one of the videos.

YouTube was trying to protect me. I ignored it. God can't help me now.

worst ch'king of the ring ever

It wasn't as strong as previous years but there were some bangers in there. Legit, Trilliam's "Streamer Man" or Misery Merchant's "Kiss That Muscles" should win, though as someone said, had Wolverine Doll entered "Binder #5", he might have won his second Ch'King.

I voted "Streamer Man".

 

[Optimus Crime]

Im curious, how did you discover Dsp?
I always knew he was some mouth breather who sucked at dark souls. But that was it.

Either sseth, fleek or maybe metokur or fuck maybe it was just a random reel on YouTube but I remember seeing Phil's may first burst and that was it.

My first lolcow I actively watched was wings but mostly because a friend of mine would put detractor vids while we hotboxed his car

 

[SwiftBucks]

However you're spending your Friday, whether it's a good day or a rough day for you, consider that Phil is currently spending his swaying back and forth and malding over the fact the Internet is making fun of him for wearing a poopoo-filled diaper, and rest easy.

I honestly almost feel bad for him, he's the clown of gaming. I can't imagine having hundreds, possibly thousands of people dunking on me 24/7. It's like a nightmare.

I assume Phil is pre-cleaning his closet because all the cardboard from his Black Friday purchases is still in there. AND his diaps.

Diaps, cardboard, wrist rests