DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PopularMediaToaster]

I think we have to vastly increase the amount of money DSP is spending on pokemon cards. Remember, this retard can't be assed to pre-order any product or do any research.

He is buying the first fucking price he sees on TCGPlayer or Ebay, that means he is paying maximum SCALP tax because impulse baby needs his cards NOW NOW NOW!

I would put him at around spending 10k-15k. He's paid double the price of every box, he's gotten RAPED importing Japanese boxes from Japan, and he's paid absolute top dollar paying secondary market prices for cards that will absolutely crash in value once they are no longer meta relevant.

He is FUUUCKED. He will never be able to sell these fucking cards, his laziness and incompetence guarantees that online selling will never work. He will never have clean enough diapers to sell them to a store or dealer, which would at most give him 60% value.


Call your sister and pump up the inflatable mattress Kat, it's over.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

#JustDentThings

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

If it wasn't already obvious, Phil learned NOTHING from his bankruptcy. And really, no one should be surprised.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

If it wasn't already obvious, Phil learned NOTHING from his bankruptcy. And really, no one should be surprised.

Hopefully that stupid bitch Nancy James can bail out our boy Phil again in 2-3 years time.

 

[SensesFail]

A dent uprising.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

bless whoever put this man up to the pokecard grift, it really is a kino addition to regular snortex programming

 

[Spooky Space Kook]

Card collectors are the biggest Goyim of them all, spending thousands and then soying out when the get a piece of cardboard that is arbitrarily valued a couple of hundred bucks. But with DSP it's even worse because he still has the gall to complain about his streams not making enough money for basic living expenses despite spending all his money on fast-food, printed cardboard, licensed chinese plastic toys and microtransactions. DSP rivals gambling addicted boomers with his level of financial illiteracy

 

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

KC linking back up with Phil would be even more boring than the first time around. Phil would be preparing the Kingsnake: The Retvrn script from day 1. Warski would sit in near silence because he hates Phil so much. PPP would be halfheartedly mean, then escalate to screaming abuse in short order to drive Phil away. But the main reason I don’t want it to happen is the big income boost Phil would receive. A poor pigroach is a funny pigroach.

Personally I'd say go for the financial kill and gas Phil up to levels he didn't reach in their first collab so he buys a bunch of ton of expensive shit he can't really afford and pull the rug out from under him financially while ghosting his ass like they never heard of him before. Basically drive him into bankruptcy before he can file again.

The five year plan last time he visited his parents during the Kat Marriage Arc was that in five years he'd pivot to something steady if he was still having money trouble.

I believe that was BEFORE the bankruptcy.

It was a ten year plan

 

[cassetteisgod]

Phil & Kat Tries It: Buying Pokémon Cards from Shane's Cards in downtown Renton

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[Shekelslovakia]

Personally I'd say go for the financial kill and gas Phil up to levels he didn't reach in their first collab so he buys a bunch of ton of expensive shit he can't really afford and pull the rug out from under him financially while ghosting his ass like they never heard of him before. Basically drive him into bankruptcy before he can file again.


It was a ten year plan

I knew he should've invested in Silver.

 

[LieLieFyre]

Is Nancy the only person who DSP hasn't talked shit about?

 

[RougeRed]

The KING is currently having a 10 minute spiraling segment because some rando in chat asked if he would consider dedicating the IndeVESTence Day marathon profits to that Kick streamer he’s always hosting, MadTV, for his surgery proceeds. Like, actually had to be damn near ten minutes. Could have just ignored the question, but instead he can’t resist reflexively lashing out over it.

It’s always fun to watch his pretense as this chill pahsative matoor guy completely melt away and be replaced by the hissing of a rabid ferret as soon as anyone suggest he dedicate one of his streams to anything but making himself lots of money.

Then MadTV showed up in Kick chat and Phil couldn't help but start lying about what the person in his chat said. Nothing major but he kept adding a bunch of things they didn't say. I honestly can't tell if he is knowingly changing details of something that happened 10 minutes beforehand or if his delusional narcissism is so bad that he actually just remembers things based on how he felt about it.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

I think we have to vastly increase the amount of money DSP is spending on pokemon cards. Remember, this retard can't be assed to pre-order any product or do any research.

He is buying the first fucking price he sees on TCGPlayer or Ebay, that means he is paying maximum SCALP tax because impulse baby needs his cards NOW NOW NOW!

I would put him at around spending 10k-15k. He's paid double the price of every box, he's gotten RAPED importing Japanese boxes from Japan, and he's paid absolute top dollar paying secondary market prices for cards that will absolutely crash in value once they are no longer meta relevant.

He is FUUUCKED. He will never be able to sell these fucking cards, his laziness and incompetence guarantees that online selling will never work. He will never have clean enough diapers to sell them to a store or dealer, which would at most give him 60% value.


Call your sister and pump up the inflatable mattress Kat, it's over.

Lol this dude NEVER planned on reselling. The only relevance their real life value has is it gives himself an excuse to rip packs lol. He gaslights himself into thinking it’s more reasonable than WWEC. He is SICK. Watching the disgusting gambling addict spiral is the best thing ever.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

I was about to say “the next bankruptcy hearing won’t take place during a pandemic, either,” but then I remembered pigroach luck and am now filled with dread at the realization the next global pandemic will take place purely in order to save Phil Burnell from bankruptcy fraud prosecution again.

 

[cassetteisgod]

His schedule hasn't even been up on X for 1 hour. Poor guy.

 

[nil]

So I'm mobilefagging ATM, but has Phil deleted his rarecandy page? I was able to view it but I refreshed and now it 404's.

 

[Comma]

So I'm mobilefagging ATM, but has Phil deleted his rarecandy page? I was able to view it but I refreshed and now it 404's.

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Of course he has. His Dentstapo probably reported back to him in their private Discord that everyone can see his card collection.

But this whole Pokémon arc is funny as fuck. Leave it to DSP to develop a(nother) crippling gambling addiction which he tries to hide from the public, only to document his every move on a public profile for the whole internet to see, using the name DSPGaming. He's such a mongoloid.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

bless whoever put this man up to the pokecard grift

I guess, big ups to the quarter pounder for this one.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

So I'm mobilefagging ATM, but has Phil deleted his rarecandy page? I was able to view it but I refreshed and now it 404's.

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I can confirm on Desktop, seems like it's gone. Per their FAQ, you have to email them to close your account:


What a bitch move lmao this is literally WWE Champions all over again, you'd think he'd learn but even the most minute details are the exact same.

Of course he has. His Dentstapo probably reported back to him in their private Discord that everyone can see his card collection.

Supposedly Phil knew about this a while ago:

New info from detractor on X

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Kingsnake 2.0 could be in progress

I buy it because Phil is petty enough to do something like that if he knows only a small group is aware of it. Now that the news spread to a larger community, he can't control the narrative so he has to Delete Fucking Everything as he usually does. Good thing I archived the page before making the post, I also have a full screenshot I took when I was crunching numbers on the card values.

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

Want me to play the whole PlayStation catalogue for you, Phil?