🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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There's no way he isn't nuking his liver.
He is, don't worry. Sometimes, it takes a little while for the liver to go full cirrhosis and for the jaundice to become visible depending on how much he continues to drink and his overall biological fortitude. It is something that doesn't happen overnight for some people. The liver can take a lot of abuse. Some people drink and pop pills for years and they don't see the end result of their damaging drug use until they are in the 60s.

That's if the infected foot stump doesn't take Brian out first. He is well on his way out. The damage has been done. Just like our fat gorls over at the Beauty Parlour board, even if they wake up tomorrow and decide to turn it all around and change their livestyles, the damage is done and is irreversible.
 
I always wondered how people are catfished when it's so obviously an impersonator, thanks for providing me with a real life example. Now I've seen with my own two eyes how a severe lack of brain will lead you to believe anything. By the way I'm the 46th president of the United States, Joe Biden, but the nurse at the old folks home advised me against using my real name on this forum.
If you saw my original post, you'd have seen that I acknowledged that literally anyone could have made that post, and even asked if they chose that name because of some lore I wasn't up date with. At no point was I convinced that was the actual officer
 
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Blade is live with Tyler Jake from a hotel room with a green screen.
 
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Blade celebrating being "mom free" by taking a shit on livestream and questionable amount of wiping before returning
Bruh that was like literally a minute dump, from the moment he stepped off camera to him coming back. His bunghole definitely did not get the TP it needed.
I'm genuinely shocked he washed his hands afterward.
 
Bruh that was like literally a minute dump, from the moment he stepped off camera to him coming back. His bunghole definitely did not get the TP it needed.
I'm genuinely shocked he washed his hands afterward.
100%, that whole sequence was bizarre.

Already he's streaming in the bathroom. Speed shits, wipes maybe once, flushes and calls Jake back in to hot box the smell immediately.

I was genuinely rattled watching it.
 
100%, that whole sequence was bizarre.

Already he's streaming in the bathroom. Speed shits, wipes maybe once, flushes and calls Jake back in to hot box the smell immediately.

I was genuinely rattled watching it.
And that’s before Blade becomes Lit Romney. Once the Jagerbombs really hit, the bed is in grave danger of being pissed and shat on.
 
100%, that whole sequence was bizarre.

Already he's streaming in the bathroom. Speed shits, wipes maybe once, flushes and calls Jake back in to hot box the smell immediately.

I was genuinely rattled watching it.
I never thought I could say this, but Blade has somehow managed to rival the content of the worst shock sites of the 2000s.

And the really fucked up thing is that he doesn't have to put in any effort on his part.
 
He apologized to Bec!
He's still simping for his ex!
He's still coping about his last relationship!
Bec stole the patch!
WHOOOOOOOA BUDDY!
Anyways time for some firesales and figure it out.
 
I missed it live, but it looks like he streamed for ~8-9 minutes tonight? That's it? Has his liver kicked in out? Or was it his shame for the first time?
 
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