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- 27 de Jun, 2014
200% mad.
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- 10 de Feb, 2017
I did a bit of retrospective to present look into how much ACTUAL support this idiot has been getting, and it's frankly microscopic.
I started with the VD:B review that kicked this off: Crickets.
Even the usual crowd that will astroturf stupid clickbait just to spite gamers because they are assholes looked at this in horrified confusion. Hell, even Kotaku, clickbait whores that they are, even they try to put out something vaguely on target about the subject matter even if it is a SJW preach-fest in execution.
That abomination he called a review, even that was so utterly retarded, the usual low-hanging fruit pickers of the outrage world just couldn't bring themselves to signal boost something that inherently stupid.
Ever since then he's been descending into full-blown autistic screeching and hasn't stopped, which has been met with even more crickets.
I started with the VD:B review that kicked this off: Crickets.
Even the usual crowd that will astroturf stupid clickbait just to spite gamers because they are assholes looked at this in horrified confusion. Hell, even Kotaku, clickbait whores that they are, even they try to put out something vaguely on target about the subject matter even if it is a SJW preach-fest in execution.
That abomination he called a review, even that was so utterly retarded, the usual low-hanging fruit pickers of the outrage world just couldn't bring themselves to signal boost something that inherently stupid.
Ever since then he's been descending into full-blown autistic screeching and hasn't stopped, which has been met with even more crickets.
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- 22 de Jul, 2017
Jed took note of Nick Robinson, taking note that he's playing at the exact same "soft boy sex pest" meme that everyone is now shitting on.
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- 3 de Ago, 2017
"I never put kids' toys up my ass - it was a controller marketed towards adults!"
Well, that obviously makes it sooo much better then! That certainly separates Jeddy boy from all the other degenerates on the Internet that shove everyday objects up their ass for free! You sure showed them, Jed-dog!
Well, that obviously makes it sooo much better then! That certainly separates Jeddy boy from all the other degenerates on the Internet that shove everyday objects up their ass for free! You sure showed them, Jed-dog!
ChevroletBlackboard
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- 20 de Sep, 2016
He's not even trying to hide that he's just jumping on the bandwagon to try and farm sympathy, is he?
He probably thinks that if he virtue signals hard enough, Polygon will give him the job Nick's about to lose.
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- 20 de Feb, 2017
Who the fuck is Jed trying to fool? We know he's only into squidkids.
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- 12 de Abr, 2016
FTFY.
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- 11 de Feb, 2016
He should give tips to MagicNanners.
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- 22 de Mayo, 2017
"I'm not the 'amiibo butt guy'". Okay, that needs to be a random.txt and that nickname should be part of the thread's title. My sides are aching.
Just...my sides. 
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- 10 de Feb, 2017
"I'm not the 'amiibo butt guy'". Okay, that needs to be a random.txt and that nickname should be part of the thread's title. My sides are aching.
Funny thing is that he's known mostly for that stunt.
AnOminous
IS THIS DIVINE INTELLECT? OR IS IT NIGGERLICIOUS?
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
Also, he somehow thinks "I didn't stick an Amiibo up my ass, I stuck a completely different children's toy up my ass, you idiots!" is a defense or makes him look better.
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- 11 de Feb, 2016
Good thing he'll now be nicknamed Amiibo Butt Guy, just for lulz.
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- 15 de Sep, 2016
Amiibo Butt Guy should be added to the thread tags.
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- 22 de Mayo, 2017
Logged back on the Farms, and I just saw this:
"I'm not the "amiibo butt guy"". It's too late. The damage is done, Amiibo Butt Guy.
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- 22 de Jul, 2017
BAZINGA!
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- 13 de Ago, 2016
We gotta come up with an internet law saying that one's fans are always more exceptional than the person they follow.
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- 15 de Sep, 2016
Ol' Jedward is currently my #4 search result for "Amiibo Butt Guy".
Kudos to you, Farms!
Kudos to you, Farms!
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- 22 de Jul, 2017