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I guess exceptional boy wasn't an option
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I guess exceptional boy wasn't an option
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- 2 de Ene, 2017
if jed "the amiibo butt guy" whitaker was honest with himself and the world
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- 22 de Mayo, 2017
Read "soft boy" as "Amiibo Butt boy". He isn't such a soft boy when he shoved that controller up his butt.
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- 22 de Jul, 2017
Reminder that Jed is a serious writer who has not left the industry and is still totally here.
https://archive.fo/V32f4
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- 3 de Ago, 2017
In keeping with his "controllers only policy", Jeddy is going to end up shoving an N64 controller with a Rumble Pak up his rectum. The triple prong handles of the controller will certainly stimulate the walls of his gaping anus.
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- 13 de Dic, 2016
Well that's just disgusting.
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- 22 de Mayo, 2017
Recent post by the Amiibo Butt Boy himself.
http://archive.li/n8oiL
I don't think vibrators and journalism mix very well.
http://archive.li/n8oiL
I don't think vibrators and journalism mix very well.
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- 13 de Dic, 2016
Remember when Jed got angry all those commenters were calling him gay?
This really isn't helping his case.
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IS THIS DIVINE INTELLECT? OR IS IT NIGGERLICIOUS?
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
Isn't getting mad about being called gay homophobic?
Either way, he's either gay, a cuck, or a gay cuck.
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- 22 de Mayo, 2017
"I'm not gay! I'm not gay!!!", Jed continues to insist as he slowly shoves a controller up his rectum.
Pretty sure he's a gay cuck.
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- 22 de Mayo, 2017
Doesn't he keep insisting he's pansexual or some other special snowflake sexual identity?
I mean, he isn't gay, because some of those amiibos were female.
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- 22 de Mayo, 2017
He's gay for controllers, though.
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- 31 de Ene, 2015
Probably not Journalism so much, but he's likely just blagged himself onto a marketing affiliate or with another site that pays peanuts - but might hook him into their own scheme to get free stuff for review. Not sure how big that side of blogging is now, but it was huge a few years back.
Also technically "free sex toys" is why Oh Joy Sex Toy (home of the cuck comic) exists.
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- 12 de Ago, 2016
But why would you share your sexual fantasies like this with your face attached to it?
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- 11 de Feb, 2016
That's either the social awkwardness o autism or he has some kind of exhibitionist fetish.
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- 22 de Jul, 2017
He's doing very important investigative journalism, aka attempting to get free anal sex toys from manufacturers. Maybe he'll end up leaving video game reviewing entirely and just do reviews of things he can shove up his ass.
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- 12 de Ago, 2016
I find it incredily difficult to believe he isn't writing all these tweets shaking excitedly and pitching a tent as he pants under his breath
I think the oversharing is just plain :autism: though
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- 22 de Mayo, 2017
"SquidJed Shoves It: Atari Joystick"
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I normally don't wish actual physical harm upon people; most of the time I'll just come up with some snarky pet name for them and/or just call them an asshole.
That said, I think Jed is one of the only people I've ever known who truly deserves the eventual rectal prolapse that is going to befall him. At best, it'll make him slightly more interesting than the babbling sack of boiled pork and failed parenting he is at present.
That said, I think Jed is one of the only people I've ever known who truly deserves the eventual rectal prolapse that is going to befall him. At best, it'll make him slightly more interesting than the babbling sack of boiled pork and failed parenting he is at present.