💰 Grifter Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family

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Did Elijah Schaffer kill his family?

  • Yes

    Votos: 28 1.8%
  • Yes, also he's gay

    Votos: 1,197 79.0%
  • No

    Votos: 155 10.2%
  • Maybe

    Votos: 135 8.9%

  • Total de votantes
    1,515
CLIPS
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from the June 24th episode of the Fuentes-Pre-Show

AND WHAT A SHOW IT WAS! This one has maybe the BEST clip of Elijah so far, it's the last clip here but please at least read this paragraph before scrolling to it for context! Elijah introduces the show saying that the second half of the show will be a sentimental segment talking about loss because the episode occurred on the anniversary of the death of Elijah's mother. Ultimately this segment of the show never occurred due to an argument between Elijah, Georgie, and Nicky halfway through the episode's agenda. This argument is better than any of the prior arguments they have been in because Elijah is visibly drunk and slurring heavily. This is while a guest is in the studio, by the way.

Talking about the planned sentimental segment Elijah says that the way he copes with her death is with "heroin and racism", clarifying that he's joking about the heroin part...which is only partly true it seems because Elijah is purportedly addicted to 7-OH, AKA "gas station heroin" as was mentioned in my last post of clips from Monday's show, see the clip from Jaden's stream in that post for context.


Here's an extended bit of the beginning of the show to give an example of the energy in the studio and the guest's introduction to the podcast. Elijah says that he is dressed just like the guest as an ode to Gavin Mcginnes who has an entire wardrobe devoted to trying to mimic his guests outfits? Of course Elijah wants to mimic a guy who shoved a dildo in his ass on camera as a "joke"...Elijah makes fun of Nicky's outfit and they argue about frats again briefly. Elijah says that he lived with a short black man who was obsessed with his abs? Elijah says he was not in a frat because he actually got an education, Nicky says yeah, in LA drag shows. Elijah then goes on to say that Nicky has the body of an 11 year old and Nicky has to censor himself and back away from the conversation before he says something Elijah won't like...Elijah talks about how attractive Nicky is and says you don't want to see him stand up because his body is not impressive? Quite the introduction for the guest, Jeremiah Skiba, the son of the late Rob Skiba, notable Creationist and author of some Flat Earth books.


Elijah talks about Tucker and immediately goes personal describing prior professional contacts cutting ties with him. Talking about the reflecting pool, Elijah randomly brags that he got an award in DC? A clip is played of Byron Donalds, a contender for Govorner in Florida (opposing the groyper aligned candidate James Fishback, see Fuentes thread for more on him). After the clip Elijah says that he's glad TMZ is covering this saying that DC is "Hollywood for ugly people" and that it's "niggers and jews and shit and women and it's gross." At the end of the clip Elijah makes a dig at Georgie saying that he could not wake up in time to vote. Elijah and Georgie get into a minor argument about Renee Good who was shot by ICE for attempting to run over an officer with her car.


Elijah addresses a chat message saying that he had better lose weight if he wants to make a real comeback. Elijah says that he used to fat shame on the show so much that he received HR complaints while at the Blaze. Elijah says that during all of the drama this year that there is one particular hater that replies to everything Elijah posts saying some variation of the message "you're not famous, you don't impact elections" and Elijah says that this is true and that the show is meant to be confirmation bias for particularly minded viewers (groypers). Elijah says he cannot break 900k followers on twitter because to follow him is a liability.


The discussion turns to Fuentes. Elijah says that Westin Walker (followers of the thread may recall that @Null updated the thread a month or two ago with the tidbit that Walker has a warrant out for his arrest for domestic violence) is Nick's best friend. Elijah pushes back on Nick's copes about his dwindling viewership and says that everyones views are down because people are busy with other things due to the state of the world today. Elijah misspeaks and uses some minor incorrect grammar and quickly corrects himself and apologizes to his mother for the offense. I'm curious, Elijah, have you also apologized to her for your infidelity and the dissolution of your family? Elijah brings up Oliver Tree saying he is iconic and that Tree was right in saying that you have to stand out in life. Elijah says that the system cannot be changed and that we're screwed.


Elijah flexes his connections to Tucker Carlson. Elijah talks about an appearance on Tucker's show that reminded him of himself where Tucker told Elijah that he had taken medication to be able to do the show that night because he was feeling incredibly unwell (Elijah says he was limping?) and that this violated his personal morals because he does not take medication but Tucker felt that the moral weight of standing up a guest superseded the moral weight of not taking medication. Elijah also says that his bags were lost on the flight and he showed up to the appearance in some ridiculous outfit that he refuses to describe and this caused issues forcing the show to send him to their wardrobe to change.


More Tucker talk and some discussion of Elijah's time and departure from Gateway Pundit. Elijah says he was ousted from Gateway Pundit due to his inability to stay silent on Israel and again brings up the FIRST dossier on him, which has never been seen publicly to my knowledge. For those who do not recall, Elijah has mentioned previously that a jewish person he worked with in these media organizations put together a "dossier" on Elijah and sent it to his financial benefactors. From the BIL from what I can tell this dossier was not even what caused his backers to stop funding Elijah, it was his erratic behavior and the dossier landed in their laps shortly after their cutting financial ties with him.
In this clip Georgie takes up the Fuentes attack line saying that Tucker is clearly CIA because of his fathers ties. Elijah pushes back and, very reasonably, points out that at Tucker's level the positions he takes are formulated over time and are greatly influenced by those who are funding him and that changes to his message over time indicate the shifting geopolitical goals of those who fund Tucker and the changing of funders themselves, from more American aligned interests to now more ME aligned interests. Georgie cannot understand what Elijah is explaining despite it being extremely basic information...no wonder he was in the military.


Ok this next segment I just kept in full because I didn't care to try to clip it up and possibly miss a funny moment. After playing a video from an Alien Truther and laughing at it, Elijah dons a prosthetic that elongates his head to look like he's from the old Coneheads movie or an alien constructed from two different Star Wars aliens:
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Immediately Elijah begins to go off on a tangent and Georgie tries to remind Elijah that there is a guest in the studio and they should stay on topic...the beginnings of the argument to come. Though this doesn't turn too ugly there is still some argumentation at around 3:30. In response Elijah says that Georgie and Nicky are like "ADD kids" because they cannot focus on his tangent which elicits laughter from the others because Elijah is clearly one of the most ADD people on the planet. Georgie says he is crashing out but go on...Elijah again rambles about his insecurities saying that Nicky is attractive but needs to go on steroids to bulk up? Elijah talks at LENGTH about the pharmaceuticals he wants Nicky to be on so that he has a better body.
Elijah says THAT THEY GOT BLEAU (the AmerIndian guy who hasnt been on the show in months) to go on some steroid or peptide and that he was astounded at how much mass he gained...Georgie points out that the medication made Bleau very angry which Elijah dismisses, "good, men should be angry." yeah that's definitely going to play well in court! Elijah's ultimate point is that the average person is afraid to take peptides so they are not going to digest the alien pill...?
Finally, back on track, the topic turns to the JFK assassination and Dallas generally somewhat. The clip ends when the guest begins speaking at length about the conspiracy stuff after which Elijah has removed the prosthetic.


THE PIÈCE DE RÉSISTANCE!
Elijah drunkenly spergs out at Georgie and Nicky. This clip is pure, un-adultered kino. Elijah is visibly smashed. He can barely keep his eyes open and they are drifting apart and looking in opposite directions as they are want to do when he is under the influence.
Georgie tries once again to keep the stream on track and move on to the next topic and Elijah is not having it, he puts his foot down. "Don't do that to me on the show. Period." Nicky begins giggling at Elijah's opaque rage and elicits a very dark look from Elijah. Elijah says that actually people tune in to hear his drunken ramblings because he's authentic!
I feel like I could write a book on this clip there is so much to say but I will just let it speak for itself:


After this clip Elijah leaves the studio and Nicky takes his seat to finish the show.
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After the show, Elijah was scheduled to appear on another Chad the Champion gaming stream...however, he cancelled and had Nicky appear on the stream in his stead.
 
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Elijah is not hosting his show tonight! Nicky Rudd is hosting with Georgie in his usual spot. In the chat Georgie responds to a fan asking where Elijah is, Georgie says Elijah is going on a "business trip"? Elijah always talks about travel beforehand, Georgie, cmon. I think it's funny that Elijah's CEO nameplate is not present. Did Elijah say he couldn't use it or did Nicky not want Elijah's name in the shot?
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If he actually got kicked off his own show for being a drunk moron, that would be hilarious. And he would totally deserve it.
 
So him and "the guys" are clearly fucking, no?

I'm sorry for being a lazy faggot but I can't seem to figure out how he finances his operation? I can't imagine griftv generates a whole lot of revenue. Does he have "investors"?
gay4pay is very lucrative, unfortunately he is going through twink death so he's struggling to find alternative sources of income. Hence the rightoid grifting pivot.
 
Null briefly covered the clip of Elijah drunkenly arguing with his cohosts on yesterday's MATI stream.


Kino Casino has finally realized that Elijah is a better use of the time on their program than 24/7 Quartering comment section coverage and have devoted an hour to him! They played a number of clips from this thread and PPP arranged them to show Elijah acting extremely homosexual to support the assertion that Elijah is gay. I used to send him clips of Fuentes, I need to try to touch base with him again so I can point out a few clips he may have overlooked...
 
Who tf is Chad the Champion now? Is every Gay Man under 40 in the U.S now a RW streamer/grifter?
Chad the Champion is a Fuentes orbiter who lives in LA and streams talking social topics and games. I'm not super familiar but he's had a ton of recent drama with Fuentes after saying that he and his fans are not groypers but adjacent and pushing back on a few talking points from Fuentes such as his fear-mongering about if Democrats win in '28, a few topics related to sex, etc. He's a relatively newer figure in the groyper sphere and Elijah has said a few times that Chad the Champion is his favorite streamer. Chad normally streams shirtless, not sure why that popped into my mind just now...anyways, Chad's gaming stream the other day was after the fallout with Fuentes but the guest list was full of people that Nick likes so it was a sort of post-Fuentes stream full of current Fuentes orbiters and a few Fuentes opps.

Is he gay, not totally sure but I think he "jokes" about trannies, so probably.
 
Chad the Champion is a Fuentes orbiter who lives in LA and streams talking social topics and games. I'm not super familiar but he's had a ton of recent drama with Fuentes after saying that he and his fans are not groypers but adjacent and pushing back on a few talking points from Fuentes such as his fear-mongering about if Democrats win in '28, a few topics related to sex, etc. He's a relatively newer figure in the groyper sphere and Elijah has said a few times that Chad the Champion is his favorite streamer. Chad normally streams shirtless, not sure why that popped into my mind just now...anyways, Chad's gaming stream the other day was after the fallout with Fuentes but the guest list was full of people that Nick likes so it was a sort of post-Fuentes stream full of current Fuentes orbiters and a few Fuentes opps.

Is he gay, not totally sure but I think he "jokes" about trannies, so probably.
I don't want to shit up your thread too hard but all the right wingers/groypers/chud the tranny fucker types that exist on the internet all inevitably say that real women are inferior to trannies (having sex with women is kinda gay remember?) AND they actually manage to have sex with fags and/or trannies despite their "politics" (I firmly believe that there are ZERO non-grifting Political Streamers/YouTubers etc.) All the while a normal person might see 1 Tranny and a couple of fags during their entire lives. What I'm trying to say is that it's apparent to me that the biggest group slinging dick to trannies are Neonazis online lol.
 
I don't want to shit up your thread too hard but all the right wingers/groypers/chud the tranny fucker types that exist on the internet all inevitably say that real women are inferior to trannies (having sex with women is kinda gay remember?) AND they actually manage to have sex with fags and/or trannies despite their "politics" (I firmly believe that there are ZERO non-grifting Political Streamers/YouTubers etc.) All the while a normal person might see 1 Tranny and a couple of fags during their entire lives. What I'm trying to say is that it's apparent to me that the biggest group slinging dick to trannies are Neonazis online lol.
Yeah, but a lot of them are usually just vaguely edgy and don't have any real coherent political or ideological views. Which is a pretty big tell. Like they can sort of amorphously be put under a label for the sake of conversation but really aside from throwing out cheap slogans they've heard memed on and saying the usual edgy stuff there is nothing there and most of them aren't organized. The most organized would be groypers but they're not in any real, meaningful way, they're just there for Nick's cult of personality.

It's really weird bread and circuses for people into "the culture war".

It's one thing to say they're hypocrite grifters but it's worse in the sense they don't actually believe anything at all. Even when taken at face value there is no coherence to what they're saying. Additionally, it seems the culture war sphere is largely dying as after the election people didn't feel the need to care anymore (at least not in the same sense). A lot of people simply share information directly and are comfortable enough having basic conversations about certain things they no longer feel the need to use talking heads as an outlet. All you get is cuckservative boomers and degenerates that got lumped in with them because they're just mad their particular flavor of current year is considered no bueno. At the heart of it though, a lot of streamers and the like on the "right" side of things want all of the same degeneracy and retardation as the supposed opposing side, they just want to be able to say nigger while they do it.
 
I don't want to shit up your thread too hard but all the right wingers/groypers/chud the tranny fucker types that exist on the internet all inevitably say that real women are inferior to trannies (having sex with women is kinda gay remember?) AND they actually manage to have sex with fags and/or trannies despite their "politics" (I firmly believe that there are ZERO non-grifting Political Streamers/YouTubers etc.) All the while a normal person might see 1 Tranny and a couple of fags during their entire lives. What I'm trying to say is that it's apparent to me that the biggest group slinging dick to trannies are Neonazis online lol.
This is not my thread, this is a public forum to talk about Elijah and his oddities and anything that stems from those topics as far as I'm aware. I'm glad this thread is getting more traction. It's hard to miss my clip posts because I am autistic and barely spoiler anything and karadion's legal posts are all very prominent as well so I'm not concerned.

To your point, I think this is largely because of the type of person who seeks out these positions. A large majority of "podcasters" or streamers, whatever you want to call these grifters, these days are narcissistic degenerates rather than people with something to say or topics to explore like the first wave of podcasts and livestreams. In both cases you had people venturing out into an unproven medium because they were passionate about something (radio, games). Now that these mediums are lucrative we see the same types as Hollywood, people who desire attention above all else and once they have that they are free to do what they please which is usually some kind of sexual degeneracy.

Elijah has talked about how he started doing video work and said that he was trying to find a better life for himself. He made his name behind the camera filming riots and the Rittenhouse shooting but he needed to be in front of the camera. The root of Elijah's homosexual tendencies stem from being molested and from there he's just a hurt kid seeking attention. Lucky for us he's some kind of idiot-savant autist on top of all of that.

edit: come to think of it, Elijah said recently that DC is just Hollywood for ugly people and there's probably something to be said about the same being true for those who commentate on DC as well but I'll leave it be.
 
I had to expedite this particular clip after hearing it live, Elijah talks about talking to a bunch of young people! Elijah talking to young boys about whether or not they'e a virgin, if they drink or not, you know, normal conversations to have with 18 year old boys! He said he was talking to young whores, around 20 i think he says, and how they showed him photos of them when they were 14 but it was not anything illicit ok? He talks about porn A LOT! And says how people who are talking about porn a lot and are anti-porn are usually watching a lot of porn themselves and the same goes for people who talk against homosexuality as well...
 
CLIPS
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From 2 episodes of the Fuentes Pre-Show

June 29th - show was mostly on topic, not a ton other than these longer segments.

First, Elijah claims he had his backpack stolen off of the luggage trolley while on a business trip or something this past weekend in Austin, TX. Elijah says that his company laptop and Georgie's gun were in the bag at the time. Elijah says that this happened at some expensive and super secure hotel and no one but carpet cleaners and himself had access to the floor at that time. He claims that he had to go vigilante mode to get his stolen property back. Elijah and an 18 year old hotel employee used a tracker in the backpack to hunt it down. This 18 year old employee? Oh yeah, he's a groyper. Elite human capital. Together they did their own illegal investigation into it and broke into the cleaners van and got the items back. Elijah interrogated the guatamelan cleaners and conclude the one Haitian working for the cleaners was the thief and so Elijah is going to have him arrested, he promises. SEEMS LEGIT! This is the second time in less than a year that Elijah has had a handgun stolen from him by his own count...


I already posted the one clip earlier where Elijah said all the weird stuff to young boys and girls and mentioned looking at pictures of 14 year old girls. Leading up to that clip Elijah talks at length on divorce yet again. Also shows a meme of Georgie in the "I'm the captain now" format referencing when Georgie had to wrestle the show from Elijah's inebriated grasp last week with the guest in studio.


Elijah also says that he wants at least 3 more kids towards the end of the show. He wants two boys and a girl.




July 1st

This clip starts with Elijah saying that Nicky needs to have kids before doing something. This is some kind of weird joke as Nicky is already a father, though he does not talk about that on the show.
Elijah goes on to complain that people were calling him racist after he complained at a bar (he quickly corrects himself and says it's a "restaurant thing my friend owns") that a black guy stole his backpack. Elijah talks about how when around blacks you should always play it safe because they will kill you over nothing. Elijah starts playing a clip from Gypsy Crusader but then interrupts it to again complain about being called racist over his comments at the bar.


At around 50 minutes into the broadcast Elijah excuses himself for 15 minutes and Nicky hosts the show, here's the departure and then return.


Quick highlight before the raw clip, on Tuesday Jaden McNeil was playing some of Elijah's stream from Monday and he echoed someone from chat and said that Elijah looked like Paul Blart with his new dye job and hair cut. One day later Elijah acknowledges this comparison on stream and says he is vigilante pilled and became Paul Blart himself.


The raw clip is much longer and opens with the Paul Blart portion. Elijah then goes on to talk about some young GOP nominee, Kelley Dennison from Colorado and says she is fat. Elijah says any woman above a size 0 is fat and he has never dated anyone above this size. This is an interesting claim because he also says in this episode that he has dated latinas before who are notorious for enjoying a few too many tortas...
Elijah then pulls up a clip from the comedy show Portlandia and says that it exemplifies his live living with Georgie. After the clip Nicky takes an opportunity to get a plug in for some affiliate stuff he has going and this enrages Elijah but he actually plays it off somewhat well seeing as he's not inebriated, at least not visibly.


Elijah talks about how he is elated that there is so much chaos going on right now because he believes he will be able to garner more views when there is ongoing destruction to document. Elijah also lets slip that he knows someone doing investigative journalism into antifas operating out of libraries. Good job blowing their cover Elijah, hope they don't watch your show or else they probably won't be telling you anything like that again for fear you might once again run and tell everyone and blow up their spot!


Elijah does a quick jew impression, I guess he's channeling the spirit of his great grandfather?


Even while trying to talk about serious topics, sex is always on Elijah's mind. Discussing congressional members who are not owned by AIPAC Elijah mentions Lauren Boebert and immediately references the photo of her making out with someone in a movie theater.


Elijah randomly brings up how a snake's mouth looks like a woman's vagina? This blossoms into a discussion on whether or not women are capable of love and how women are over-influenced by social media. Elijah says that a woman is not close to God if she has social media...so I guess he's admitting that King Von's Throat Goat is not a Godly woman here?


Georgie reads out an interesting chat where someone poses a totally hypothetical situation wherein his wife nags him and is constantly asking him for sex and Elijah's advice is to go on TRT and get Blue Chew. Elijah says that this is happening because the man does not find his wife attractive. Elijah says that his wife used to ask him if he had just done leg day when he was particularly horny.
If your day is going bad just remember there are people out there asking Elijah Schaffer for relationship advice.


Elijah talks about the recent drama in with the groypers over some female groypers, AKA "groypettes" who were harassed by the groypers for sharing pictures of themselves in the groypettes merch.


Elijah then talks about Kai Schwemmer, another "groyper general" who is a mormon. It seems like they're saying this photo of him is edited with AI?



They talk about Owen Schroyer's new look which is a lot like Elijah's recent double dye job before he made it darker recently.


Elijah shows some proud boys photo of them with a woman which evolves into a debate amongst the crew about whether not it's better to be with a stoner chick or an alcoholic chick. Georgie maintains an alcoholic wife is the ideal wife and Elijah says his girlfriends have always been stoners. The boys also discuss which drink is best to get inebriated on. Elijah doesn't drink btw.


Elijah mentions his brother in law and says that he hasn't seen him in the chat in a while and says that they must have successfully banned his last account. The BIL messaged me about this and said he has been banned for a long time and doesn't bother to use sock accounts. Elijah then claims he also banned him from his discord. BIL says he has never been in Elijah's discord. Elijah also claims that there were other people"from kiwifarms" that were "causing problems" in the discord and says that someone had texted him saying they were going to post something here. Elijah says that he does not care what is said about him here. (Phew, thank goodness!) Elijah admits I'm his biggest fan! Elijah says everyone following his divorce online is mentally ill.
Elijah mentions the Chud the Builder stuff and is upset that Georgie and Nicky covered it while he was gone because it is covering someones sex life which he doesn't want to talk about on the program.
ELIJAH SAYS HE PLANS TO WRITE A BOOK! However, he is legally censored from talking about the topics he wishes to talk about the most.
Nicky says that those who follow Elijah's drama have nothing going in their lives and need to live vicariously through Elijah's drama.

I believe that the people texting Elijah and harassing him in discord are from Podawful's discord because they have admitted to call bombing him while he's live on their streams before. I have never been in Elijah's discord and I've never directly messaged him on any platform, for the record.

Georgie and Nicky get worried with Elijah's phrasing and try to stop him from referencing gay sex. Elijah then goes on to talk about how he's a huge news story in India and they smear him as a pedophile. Elijah says if his wife ends up with an Indian man he will commit sudoku.


As they try to end the show a chatter expresses that they hope Elijah has something good happen in his life soon for once. Elijah then explains how he used to help teach special education and watched the retarded kids shove crayons up their asses which led him to wonder why they bother to teach the kids at all. Elijah has to tell Nicky he is ugly and stupid to boost his self esteem before ending the show. Elijah also reveals that he has had not one but TWO priests (one Ortho, one Cath) reach out to him this week to ask if they can give him spiritual counseling.


edit: this explains a lot
https://x.com/Emp4thchan/status/2072689962038837377 | https://archive.ph/wip/w8wc5
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Regarding the stolen guns, do you think it's possible he sold or gave them to a groyper or one of his friends?

I'm asking this because he seems to be a "around blacks never relax kinda guy"
I also love how he has to one up or belittle his co-hosts like a fucking 12 year old.
The first gun incident was when his car was stolen, the gun was in the car. I don't know what became of that firearm, karadion's documents somewhere in the thread might detail what happened to it, not sure.
For the second gun theft he confirms the firearm was recovered and shows it in the clip.

The jealousy he holds for Nicky is hilarious, Elijah stop malding that you're getting old and let Nicky cook.
 
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