Celebrities You Find Attractive - Who makes your head turn in admiration?

Ver archivo adjunto 9172305We need a modern version of '80s Selleck. Are men like this extinct now? Do we have anything that looks like this in 2026?
They're all twinked out now, so you have to look for older celebs that have embraced their masculinity to even come close, but even those guys are highly polished now (Hugh Jackman, Henry Cavill).

We're going to have to wait a few years for manly men to make a comeback.
 
Zoe Lund. I always found her strangely alluring. Drugs consumed her life and eventually killed her (heart failure hastened by cocaine use) at just 37.
Screenshot (8751).png
 
...No not her, I'll get to that.
1000154649.jpg

LESLEY-ANNE DOWN!

1000154647.jpg

Unsung soap actress who never quite made it. Her whole thing was a) being the poor man's Joan Collins, and b) historically inaccurate 80s hair and polyester dresses in pre-war period pieces.

1000154612.jpg

Here she is in bargain bin Hammer horror Countess Dracula.

1000154616.jpg

Upstairs, Downstairs: big hit at the time, costarring with Anthony Andrews. She was constantly hiding under tables because the producers kept trying to fuck her, and she was getting paid the seventy bucks a day 70's equivalent. So she never had the ambition to become a 'real' star.

1000154617.jpg

Here she is in the movie version of A Little Night Music, probably the least depressing Sondheim musical. Len Cariou's great in it. Go watch it.

1000154619.jpg

She's the honey trap in The Great Train Robbery. She looks like the kind of woman who'd call you "darling" while she's stealing your wallet. Disappointingly Lesley-Anne is a nice Christian girl who never actually shows her tits, but she looks amazing in corsets and wigs.

1000154660.jpg

Hanover Street. "Oh hello there American pilot, sir. I’m a nurse and I’m ever so married but your jawline is making my rationed knickers rather soaked.” Well I'm probably gonna die next week so let’s go fuck in the back of a double-decker bus real quick.”

1000154664.jpg


This movie is a lot like Casablanca if Ilsa's husband was just a dickhead. Harrison Ford demolishes Christopher Plummer's wife but then he has to give her back at the end.

1000154663.jpg

Sphinx. LAD plays an Egyptologist with red hair and a cream jumpsuit. She sees John Gielgud get whacked, then teams up with a French journalist twink to solve his murder in the Valley of Kings.

1000154622.jpg

And she played Esmeralda at one point. Probably the most cracker-ass gypsy ever committed to film. She looks like she sells Ren Faire essential oils.

1000154614.jpg

North and South with Patrick Swayze. I've watched this multiple times. Patrick gets killed off by the third volume but Lesley-Anne Down is the real spine of this series. In the first chapter she's the battered wife of David Carradine and she gives him this ridiculous Sub-Zero scar over the eye with a rapier. She fatality'd him!

1000154626.jpg

Then second volume she gets outed as the daughter of a mulatto hooker in New Orleans.... I love Lesley-Anne but she doesn't play good 'ethnics.'

1000154628.jpg

Third volume, she loses all her money, becomes like a half-assed abolitionist, has to fend off the KKK, and eventually remarries. One-eighth black and the Klan's still after her. :story:

1000154834.jpg

Another Bronson girlfriend bites the dust. He takes her out to dinner once, she goes to the ladies' room and BOOM, her ex sends a dude in a dress (!) to cave her face in, and then she gets domed while running from fake cops. Bronson’s like “Welp, time to start poisoning cannolis and blowing guys up with remote-control soccer balls again.”

1000154635.jpg

She's the single mom in Munchie Strikes Back, the sequel to Munchie...

1000154934.jpg

I prefer not to speak, if I speak I'm in big trouble 1000154774.png

Munchie is like a Fonzie muppet from Hell who has the power to grant any kid's wishes, but they all backfire. They never explain why Lesley-Anne has a British accent while her son doesn't.

1000154631.jpg

...Yeah, she was in a Beastmaster sequel. I'm probably the only Lesley-Anne Down fan still alive and even I can't sit through that garbage.

1000154646.jpg

The only time she ever did a full American accent is when she played a suspect on Diagnosis: Murder. Pretty good one too. Kind of a shame this multi-talented, good-looking lady spent her entire career getting paid in exposure while acting in schlock.

1000154636.jpg

Here she is playing a Scarlet Overkill type in one of those no-budget Hulk Hogan movies. At least she looks like she's having fun.

1000154643.png

Then Aaron Spelling cast her in Sunset Beach, the short-lived soap that aired right before Passions. The guy who plays Aleister Crane on Passions also appeared in SB as the dead dude Lesley-Anne had an affair with before he went to Hell. He's literally shoveling coal in a furnace in Hell in each subsequent appearance.

1000154644.jpg

Sunset Beach had an identity crisis. It wanted to be Passions with the voodoo curses and the Wes Craven ripoffs, but it also got serious with older daytime veterans. So it was constantly whiplashing between camp and "we're doing Ibsen now." Nobody's sticking around for Diet Coke when Passions is right there.

1000154669.jpg

I lost track of her when she did The Bold and the Beautiful. She was still getting railed by the younger guys on the show, but by that point she was too botoxed for my taste.

1000154668.jpg

Current status: 70-year-old lady in Atlanta who collects Victorian children's books. But occasionally she puts the wig back on. She showed up as the Iron Lady in that Randy Quaid vanity project.
 
Última edición:
lost track of her when she did The Bold and the Beautiful. She was still getting railed by the younger guys on the show, but by that point she was too botoxed for my taste.

1000154668.jpg

Current status: 70-year-old lady in Atlanta who collects Victorian children's books. But occasionally she puts the wig back on. She showed up as the Iron Lady in that Randy Quaid vanity project.
That's all I needed to see and hear.

Speaking of which, Debra Jo Rupp, best known for being Kitty Forman from That 70s Show.

1782272950613.png

I actually prefer her curly like hair from That 70s Show.

1782273029560.png

Fun fact: she attended an Xbox Live promo event in 2002. Yeah.
 
I don’t think Kate moss eats at all. She consumes the souls of 90s teenagers and cigarettes and smells vaguely of CK1 mixed with formaldehyde and low fat Marlboroughs
And copious amounts of cocaine. I give Kate that she was the absolute peak of heroin chic in her prime.
 
And copious amounts of cocaine. I give Kate that she was the absolute peak of heroin chic in her prime.

Kate Moss was perfect when she was younger. Her facial contours were absurd. I even liked her bong eye. Unfortunately, she sounds a bit dim in interviews.

Thread tax:
Gayle Haggard - wife of reformed penis-sucker and definitely-not-gay preacher, Ted Haggard.

1782571113900.png
 
Ver archivo adjunto 8886479
Denise Richards was hotter than a buffalo wing in the 90s. I'm not sure if it was even released here in the states, but when I was younger one of my friends had a b movie on tape called Tammy and the T rex and it starred her and Paul Walker and I remember we watched the shit out of that when I was around 10. I had the biggest crush on her.
Edit: Holy shit it's on Pluto for free! I have to watch that again, I haven't seen it in years.

She got bob implants when she was 19, which ruined her appeal a bit for me.
 
They stood her on a box for most of x files, she’s my height!
(I know this is not what you mean, I’m joking.)
She has aged really well. Perhaps there are fewer people who look really good at her age so when you see one you notice more ( what age is she? Born around 67-68?she’s late fifties I think?) and even fewer in Hollywood who have aged well and aren’t bogged with plastic surgery. She looks good still, and if she’s had work done it’s subtle enough. Hollywood even bogs the men now, they all look uncanny, what happened to ageing gracefully.
She's 57. And she's one who definitely got more attractive as she grew into her looks and got more definition to her face with age.

1782586614761.jpeg
1782586877015.jpeg
1782586724553.jpeg
1782586816614.jpeg
1782586844033.jpeg
1782586651879.jpeg
1782586774614.jpeg
1782586922638.jpeg
1782586951829.jpeg
(Personally, I liked my face sharpening as I got older, as well, I have a somewhat similar look to GA and my 30s & 40s were great. She's mogging me in my 50s, though 😭😂.)

Some youthfully "attractive but sometimes goofy or odd-looking/ not conventionally or obviously dreeeeeaaaammmmy" men have done the same growing into their looks:

1782587067318.jpeg
1782587109570.jpeg
1782587389041.jpeg
1782587649949.jpeg
1782587755377.jpeg
1782587896756.jpeg
1782588056308.jpeg

1782588245104.jpeg
1782589097553.jpeg
1782590381183.jpeg
1782590554410.jpeg
1782590572692.jpeg
1782588964632.jpeg
1782588819442.jpeg
1782588397919.jpeg

1782588850398.jpeg
1782589056302.jpeg

I've been binge watching Downton Abbey and another blonde British actor is sucking me into the show.

Damn, Dan Stevens and his attractive Britishness is sucking me in. It helps he's got the good combo. Blonde. Blue eyes.
He went weird brunette after the show and also lost weight.

1782586150791.jpeg He Seems to have bounced back, though. 2025:

1782590088723.jpeg
 

Archivos adjuntos

  • 1782588741326.jpeg
    1782588741326.jpeg
    43 KB · Vistas: 0
Lol buncha try hard faggots pretending to perv over grannies to appear based.

It just seems like that to you because celebrities are fugly these days. I hate to be all le wrong generation, but they had zsa zsa Gabor and Paul Newman and we have Zendaya and Pedro Pascal

Zsa zsa thread tax

1782829941019.jpeg
 
It just seems like that to you because celebrities are fugly these days. I hate to be all le wrong generation, but they had zsa zsa Gabor and Paul Newman and we have Zendaya and Pedro Pascal

Zsa zsa thread tax

Ver archivo adjunto 9212243
I remember an old Seanbaby article where he reviewed celebrity workout VHS cassettes. The Zsa Zsa one is incredible because she has two guys who look like they pose for Playgirl. She's bumping and grinding, leaning on their chests.... That's one rep.

1000157136.jpg
 
Última edición:
Some youthfully "attractive but sometimes goofy or odd-looking/ not conventionally or obviously dreeeeeaaaammmmy" men have done the same growing into their looks:
Apparently, if you go on /mu/ rumours, Mick Jagger and Stevie Nicks were basically bitch fighting over who would sleep with Tom Petty.

Thread tax: here's long haired Shirley MacLaine, total waifu of the century

shirley-maclaine-1.jpg shirley-maclaine-1967.jpg
 
She got bob implants when she was 19, which ruined her appeal a bit for me.
What are you, Mel Gibson? You aren't into a girl with fakers?
Don't get me wrong I like natural titties too, but she could lose a fucking LEG and still have 100% of her appeal to me.
 
Atrás
Top Abajo