🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

[the khat quaffer]

People love to harp on jager, but it does grow on you. If you like to get drunk but are not quite degen or slav enough to just drink straight vodka or cheap whiskey, it's a great option. Sweet, goes down easy. It's why blade can put away a fifth of it with no issue, though he does dilute it a bit with the red bull.

Didn't grow on Blade. Being as how he kind of lost some body parts to Jager.

One thing I cannot take away from Blade though, is he does put the Jager down pretty well. I couldn't do it. I also certainly wouldn't fire up a livestream while doing so, go around the PNW dropping n bombs, have the cops called...mother threatening suicide...

He's straight up out of an episode of Insomniac. Great show I think.

 

[ExtendedSatay]

I couldn't do it. I also certainly wouldn't fire up a livestream while doing so, go around the PNW dropping n bombs, have the cops called...mother threatening suicide...

You're poor, Blade's awesome, figure it out.

 

[Luciferium]

 

[Ratkid5580]

 

[Agares]

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Blade owes us triple the Friday night hype now. 400 years of firesales, person!

We are live and greenscreened. Blade says the place he's at won't even let him smoke cigs and him and his mom STILL haven't gotten their own place yet.

Maybe they were evicted after all.

 

[Diesel]

He's been live for 10min now and he's not even black out drunk yet.
This shit is lame.

 

[Randy Lahey]

He's been live for 10min now and he's not even black out drunk yet.
This shit is lame.

Relax person, he’s gonna figure it out.

 

[Dokkaebi Is Calling]

Stream already down the shitter cause he can't run a stream.

It's really on me for being disappointed that a drunk can't work modern technology

 

[Agares]

Stream already down the shitter cause he can't run a stream.

It's really on me for being disappointed that a drunk can't work modern technology

Blade needs a tard wrangler to run a proper stream with content. Moving away from Tyler was unbecoming of the hype.

 

[Dokkaebi Is Calling]

Blade needs a tard wrangler to run a proper stream with content. Moving away from Tyler was unbecoming of the hype.

Seriously he does. tech issues. getting hurt feelings. drinking waaaaay too fast. he really does need someone babysitting.

 

[LetMeSleepDude]

Another boring ass stream holy shit.. He needs people with him controlling the stream because as soon as he gets drunk and 10 minutes go by he ends it.

 

[ecrockedboston]

So I noticed there was a reply to Brian's most recent community post, supposedly from Officer Jayce Gutzler from the Kirkland PD. Now obviously anyone could make up this account and pretend to be a cop. What's interesting is that Jayce Gutzler is actually a Kirkland police officer. Has Brian been stopped by Gutzler in the past and that's why a troll chose that name? Or could this actually he that cop? Lol

 

[Agares]

So I noticed there was a reply to Brian's most recent community post, supposedly from Officer Jayce Gutzler from the Kirkland PD. Now obviously anyone could make up this account and pretend to be a cop. What's interesting is that Jayce Gutzler is actually a Kirkland police officer. Has Brian been stopped by Gutzler in the past and that's why a troll chose that name? Or could this actually he that cop? LolVer archivo adjunto 9199294

He must be part of Kirkland PD’s Hype Enforcement unit.

 

[ecrockedboston]

He must be part of Kirkland PD’s Hype Enforcement unit.

He's apparently a detective and part of a SWAT unit

 

[habsabs]

Looking at the recap of last night. Is he jaundice now? Look at his hand.

 

[filthyknickers]

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I always wondered how people are catfished when it's so obviously an impersonator, thanks for providing me with a real life example. Now I've seen with my own two eyes how a severe lack of brain will lead you to believe anything. By the way I'm the 46th president of the United States, Joe Biden, but the nurse at the old folks home advised me against using my real name on this forum.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

Looking at the recap of last night. Is he jaundice now? Look at his hand.

It’s been brought up - if it’s his right hand it’s just nicotine stains. His skin is looking a little yellow sometimes but he doesn’t have the best lighting and I personally kind of yellow before I “tan” in the summer (I’m being as gracious as I can). If you have jaundice your skin yellows uniformly.

Jaundice appears first and is most apparent in the whites of your eyes, especially in the outside corners.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I personally kind of yellow before I “tan” in the summer (I’m being as gracious as I can).

........nigger what?

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

........nigger what?

Just for example: I don’t tan. I kinda look like a gook in the summer and I didn’t want to be like “Brian has liver disease because he’s yellowish in some videos.”

I’d like to make sure it’s nicotine stains or lighting before I accuse him of nuking his liver.

 

[AnOminous]

I’d like to make sure it’s nicotine stains or lighting before I accuse him of nuking his liver.

There's no way he isn't nuking his liver.