Is this Shill a Troll or is he a Retarded NPC? - CIA Glowie

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>boohoo nobody likes me!
>acts like an schizoid
>"IS NAWT TRUUUUUUU!!"
>"no child, maybe is YOU who is acting like a deranged lunatic"
>wtf why i am still alone!?
every fucking time.
 
After a long conversation with your mother last night (we banged btw) I think we both agree that you need to stop filling your socks with cum and your britches full of shit, and go outside with the other retards so you can play pretend. Maybe one day your group of tards will let you be jax during their weekly TADC group larp.
 
I just found out that a cannon could weight up to 3 tonnes, and a galleon weighted between 300 and 3000 tonnes

I had nowhere to share this piece of information, so i figured i just posted on this dumb thread

Pic related, one of the biggest spanish galleons

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There's also around 3 million ships in the bottom of the ocean, most of them still not discovered. This number may sound big, but it's nothing compared to the number of dicks OP sucks on a yearly basis
 
I just found out that a cannon could weight up to 3 tonnes, and a galleon weighted between 300 and 3000 tonnes

I had nowhere to share this piece of information, so i figured i just posted on this dumb thread

Pic related, one of the biggest spanish galleons

Ver archivo adjunto 9179065

There's also around 3 million ships in the bottom of the ocean, most of them still not discovered. This number may sound big, but it's nothing compared to the number of dicks OP sucks on a yearly basis
Souschefs autistic hyperfixation after food prepping confirmed

How many dicks does one need to suck daily in order to suck more than 3 million dicks a year?

Since you need to exceed 3,000,000, you'd need to average at least 8,220 per day.

Does he suck the same 8,220 dicks every day? Or the same dick 8,220 times?
 
>"WTF! MY CHUNKY FAT NIGGA NIPPLES JUST WANTED TO BE CODDLED LIKE A FUCKING CHILD, BUT I GOT TOLD TO TAKE ACCOUNTABILITY INSTEAD!! TIME TO GET ULTRA BUTTHURT AND MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT" award :coom::coom::coom::coom:🏅🏅🏅🇧🇷

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I think im getting Trolled by this Glow Nigger. Holly fuck can he even read or is this Sock Jew Reddit Tranny that Brain Controlled? This has to be a Troll

No Shit you Glow Nigger Shill? Self Help Shit in your Ass. I'm sad that i can't encounter some like you in Reallife. The Things i want to do are [ Moral very correct & not selfish] :D

That's exactly how Surfes Level NPC Sheep think. The Belzebub Pedophile tried to counter all my Points & threw it back at me. That's not giving Advice you dumb Fuck. I'm not the Problem, it's the City you Tax paying cross breeding Golem
You post like if you fed the shitty early ai programs a bunch of KF posts and let it cook.
 
That's exactly how Surfes Level NPC Sheep think. The Belzebub Pedophile tried to counter all my Points & threw it back at me. That's not giving Advice you dumb Fuck. I'm not the Problem, it's the City you Tax paying cross breeding Golem
I think you are a troll. This ESL writing is a bit too much on the nose.
 
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@Beelzebub's Lawyer

After a long conversation with your mother last night (we banged btw) I think we both agree that you need to stop filling your socks with cum and your britches full of shit, and go outside with the other retards so you can play pretend. Maybe one day your group of tards will let you be jax during their weekly TADC group larp.
Based

It would be worse if he was white. If he's a jeet, he has genetics and culture working against him. If he's white and developed this mindset it's somehow even more pathetic.
Saarland ist in Deutschland.
Why do you capitalize random words? Are you German?
Bist es du? Ich nicht, ich spreche kein Deutsch. Ich kann nur Engloidisch & Amerikanisch.

I just found out that a cannon could weight up to 3 tonnes, and a galleon weighted between 300 and 3000 tonnes

I had nowhere to share this piece of information, so i figured i just posted on this dumb thread

Pic related, one of the biggest spanish galleons

Ver archivo adjunto 9179065

There's also around 3 million ships in the bottom of the ocean, most of them still not discovered. This number may sound big, but it's nothing compared to the number of dicks OP sucks on a yearly basis
You mean i get sucked? Yeah, People here are Homosexual Redditors

Souschefs autistic hyperfixation after food prepping confirmed

How many dicks does one need to suck daily in order to suck more than 3 million dicks a year?

Since you need to exceed 3,000,000, you'd need to average at least 8,220 per day.

Does he suck the same 8,220 dicks every day? Or the same dick 8,220 times?
Mutt's Law i see?

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This Thread in a Nutshell :
 
OP already lost by doing 1 on 1 DMs. That's even worse than group DMs
 
A modern german if anything, likely indian.
I'm convinced OP is either a Turk living in Germany or some retarded backwoods variety of German which most Germans can't comprehend. Think Hills Have Eyes but in Germany. He mostly follows the German convention of capitalizing nouns but incorrectly capitalizes some verbs. His complaining about Balkan people and Muslims is peculiar.

Also he uses the insult "Urban Kettle Golems" which I'm sure is a strange translation that makes more sense given the original language's context. @*Moonbaer* can you elaborate? Are you some sort of rare, elusive German hobbit?
 
I'm convinced OP is either a Turk living in Germany or some retarded backwoods variety of German which most Germans can't comprehend. Think Hills Have Eyes but in Germany. He mostly follows the German convention of capitalizing nouns but incorrectly capitalizes some verbs. His complaining about Balkan people and Muslims is peculiar.

Also he uses the insult "Urban Kettle Golems" which I'm sure is a strange translation that makes more sense given the original language's context. @*Moonbaer* can you elaborate? Are you some sort of rare, elusive German hobbit?
I have an extrem Sleep deprivation, so my Grammers are fucked. I'm Swiss White, but im a Aspie who got fucked by the School System & needing Therapie. I want to move on with my life but can't because of not knowing how to Organize Stuff and not having Support for these Aspie Problems.
 
put your cock out of the Sock
Most Artists are Anime obssesed Women who are into Fujo
Fuck you? Do you life here? I tried to hang out with strangers & they send me away, becauese they are Awful here. And hanging out with Balkans Yugos, Muslims, Mutts & actual Retards? Already happend, doen't work. Because they are all low IQ Retards!!!!! Why you Guys tipping the same NPC Boomer shit??
I want to chating with a Hermaphrodite. Knowing someone with an Onix & a Cloyster sounds Awsome.
They were always nice to me. I hate Muslims & Albanians. But since the Right got pushed since Queers for Parasites, i got into Great Replace Theory. But i need more clear facts & not /Pole/ Out of Context Lines

You know what? I change my mind. He's got a few screws loose yes but anyone who recognizes Albaniggers for the useless, criminal scum that they are can drink at my table. Being Swiss, he is plagued by an unfortunately large Albanian diaspora.

Can you tell me what Urban Kettle Golems are or what you meant by that? I already figured what Onyx and Cloyster is supposed to mean.... had to look that up.
 
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