💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

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As I understand it the coating is the stuff used in pickup truck beds and it was applied under direct sunlight so it didn't adhere right. That's too much for Trump to handle so he's jumping to imaginary vandals. This is absolute lunacy, but it's in line with dictators who imagine hidden enemies everywhere. Also, Magic: The Gathering has an appropriate card for the situation we're in.

In other news, Trump's hand has a weird crack in it. I don't see blood so I think it's like one of those scenes in a sci fi movie where someone peels off their skin and finds out they are a robot underneath. It could also be like Mr. Burns going to the doctor. "Try this arm. I saw some blood in there the other day!"

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As I understand it the coating is the stuff used in pickup truck beds and it was applied under direct sunlight so it didn't adhere right. That's too much for Trump to handle so he's jumping to imaginary vandals. This is absolute lunacy, but it's in line with dictators who imagine hidden enemies everywhere. Also, Magic: The Gathering has an appropriate card for the situation we're in.

In other news, Trump's hand has a weird crack in it. I don't see blood so I think it's like one of those scenes in a sci fi movie where someone peels off their skin and finds out they are a robot underneath. It could also be like Mr. Burns going to the doctor. "Try this arm. I saw some blood in there the other day!"

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Jesus dude, both of his hands look crusty as fuck, like they’re caked in some sort of polymer or something… not just rubbery, but discolored as well. Also, what’s going on with his ear there? Should it also look like cracked clay like that?

EDIT: I just realized there’s a golem joke here somewhere, but I’m too tired to put it together right now.
 
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As I understand it the coating is the stuff used in pickup truck beds and it was applied under direct sunlight so it didn't adhere right. That's too much for Trump to handle so he's jumping to imaginary vandals. This is absolute lunacy, but it's in line with dictators who imagine hidden enemies everywhere. Also, Magic: The Gathering has an appropriate card for the situation we're in.

In other news, Trump's hand has a weird crack in it. I don't see blood so I think it's like one of those scenes in a sci fi movie where someone peels off their skin and finds out they are a robot underneath. It could also be like Mr. Burns going to the doctor. "Try this arm. I saw some blood in there the other day!"

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Man his hands really are tiny
 
I know this isn't Trump, but we don't have a Trump admin thread....

Washington Post did a big story about Tulsi Gabbard. She wasn't being run by the Russians like some people thought, she was being run by her cult. Everyone's known about the cult for years, but I don't think we really knew how much control they had over her. She wasn't just getting moral guidance from them; they were telling her what to do, giving her lines to say, giving her statements to post on Twitter, and telling her what legislation to introduce. Their control over her continued through at least April last year, based on the modified date on a Google doc. When Tulsi didn't move fast enough or didn't parrot their lines exactly, her cult handlers (probably relaying messages from the guru) would call her weak and accuse her of dicking around to reinforce their control over her. One of her handlers wrote, "Now all you need is a good night’s sleep, knowing that no matter how badly you fuck it up, that me and Krishna still love you."

The cult also astro-turfed a lot of Based Surfy Mommy's online support, but I guess every politician does that. Some of them are still active. Twitter user ImACruzn has things to say about chemtrails, "pro-algae protestors," and Anthony Fauci. AntiwarMisfit is still glazing Tulsi, and is interested in biolabs and gain of function research.

 
My favorite part is that the algae isnt a new phenomenon. This has happened under every president for at least 40 years, maybe longer.

The only reason people give a fuck is because hes a big baby retard who made such a huge deal about the pool "repairs", didnt listen to any subject matter experts, and he can't just take the L.

He claims that DC is the safest its ever been because he brought in the national guard. Its just a naked attempt to assert the effectiveness of authoritarian regimes. Hes just burning money making these people hang out in the capital, which is funny since he didnt seem to care to much about the National Guard or capital safety on Jan 6.

Is it just me or are his tweets getting progressively more dumb and petty?
Yeah I doubt anyone would give a shit if he didn't pretend he was making all these amazing renovations.

It ends up being one of the better examples of how he's not really repairing or improving anything. Similar to with the Rose Garden where he wanted to make it so no one had to deal with muddy shoes again there, but his only solution was "pave over it". You can't really do that with the pool though and pretend it went great when the stuff you tried laying down starts popping right off.

Jesus dude, both of his hands look crusty as fuck, like they’re caked in some sort of polymer or something… not just rubbery, but discolored as well. Also, what’s going on with his ear there? Should it also look like cracked clay like that?

EDIT: I just realized there’s a golem joke here somewhere, but I’m too tired to put it together right now.
That's makeup.
 
Suing newspapers for reporting the truth, and all the free speech internet lawyers don't have a word of complaint. interesting how that works when under Biden even non-binding requests that were often ignored were condemned to the extreme.
The same is the case with Trump enriching his family to the tune of 4 billion dollars in the first year alone and selling presidential pardons for money, and not a peep, meanwhile Biden's shit that was literally 1000th in scope was subject of endless debate. Same again with the open weaponisation of government institutions for petty reasons against individuals and corporations.
Really shows whether someone has principles or is a partisan hack shill.


It looks like the lie MAGAniggers are going with is that the pool was perfect, but that liberals are vandalizing it, and that is the sole cause of issues. Naturally, not a shred of evidence is provided or asked for. God has spoken and the cultists follow.


The body of a dead baby duck floats in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.
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The only thing MAGAts love more than molesting children is killing animals and destroying the environment.
 
Other thing to remember is Trump was also the biggest "fuck you" to the left-wing establishment who'd been fucking them over. Be a really hard pill to swallow if they have to go back with "Ok, maybe our 'fuck you' wasn't actually good."
We weren't fucking trying to. Not the vast majority of us, anyway.
 
I don't think I have ever run across anyone who has as fragile an ego as Trump. He knows the reflecting pool is his own fuckup, but instead, not only does he blame vandals, but he has them arrested for even touching a chunk of the peeled lining, which is basically just trash now.

When Italian PM Giorgia Meloni categorically denied that she begged him to have a photo taken with her at he G7, he lashed back at her with an insult-filled Truth Social post. If you saw any footage of them interacting at the G7, it was clear she couldn't stand the guy.

And don't get me started on all of tle legal threats he lobs at anyone in the public eye that says or posts anything that makes him butthurt.

At least Keir Starmer graciously resigned when the witing was on the wall.
 
As I understand it the coating is the stuff used in pickup truck beds and it was applied under direct sunlight so it didn't adhere right. That's too much for Trump to handle so he's jumping to imaginary vandals. This is absolute lunacy, but it's in line with dictators who imagine hidden enemies everywhere. Also, Magic: The Gathering has an appropriate card for the situation we're in.
That and the chemicals they poured in to try and deal with the algea fucked with the coating.
Christ, we have a government so incompetent that even routine maintenance is beyond them
 
The body of a dead baby duck floats in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.
1782106974483.png
The only thing MAGAts love more than molesting children is killing animals and destroying the environment
Remember when this fat child molester seethed about wind turbines chopping up a few birds?
Oh, and guess what else causes unmitigated algae blooms?
Climate change.
 
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