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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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It’s funny, because I think that Ralph thought Scar would be an easy mark, but he got the equivalent of the mugging victim that goes, “Shoot me then, bitch! Go ahead and cop a murder charge, pussy!”
 
Doesnt this brain dead retard realize her doxx had been floating out there thanks to her escort profiles it had her active phone number and email and she live streamed her address. SHE GIVES NO FUCKS SHE DARES YOU TO PULL UP.

Also how is he planning to release a sex tape again this time for free he was a week ago crying about coming out at all
 
Remember, this was his nuclear option. He blew his load before the big Metokur stream where he is going to roast him for the third week straight and now he has nothing. I genuinely think he will try to have Jim swatted today, but it will amount to nothing because cops don't fall for this shit anymore, so it will only make him seethe more.
We are just starting the show and piggy is already out of options and out of copes.
 
Here’s your chance, scar. Gabe has unblocked you for one reason
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I love what a catty petty little bitch Gabe is
“hunchback of Guntre Dame”
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“look, ethan ralph’s rosacea is back”
also gabe and jim are twitter bffs apparently
 
Local hog posts more insufferable schizoid ramblings of some crazy bitch, news at 11:

Part 1 of 3:

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Part 2 of 3 (*SINCE DELETED*):
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What's so bad about the second one that Scar needed it shoahed post-haste?

EDIT: some non-trilogy spinoffs were also dumped to whet appetites through the long wait until whatever Part 3 of 3 was going to be:

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Local hog posts more insufferable schizoid ramblings of some crazy bitch, news at 11:

Part 1 of 3:

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Part1.mp4
[X] [A] [Rumble] [YouTube] [PreserveTube]

Part 2 of 3 (*SINCE DELETED*):
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Part2.mp4
[X1 - *deleted too fast to archive*] [X2 - *deleted too fast to archive*] [X3 - *deleted too fast to archive*] [Rumble] [YouTube URL - *deleted too fast for PreserveTube*]

What's so bad about the second one that Scar needed it shoahed post-haste?

EDIT: some non-trilogy spinoffs were also dumped to whet appetites through the long wait until whatever Part 3 of 3 was going to be:

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Miscellany1.mp4
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Keep posting Ralph you've almost made everyone forget that the entire internet is taking turns teabagging your fat corpse and you're poor and your dick doesn't work. Only a few more Twitter posts and it won't be true!
 
Scarlett shitting all over ralph in Jim’s comments
- @ScarlettHamptonx ETHAN NEEDS MOMMY SCAR DON’T YOU THINK SHOULD MOMMY GO TO MEXICO?
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-@ScarlettHamptonx like who doesn’t love a good porkchop

also a few ‘lol love Jim’ and ‘Jim W” thrown in there too.
WHO DOESN’T LOVE A GOOD PORKCHOP
she’s gold
 
Scarlett shitting all over ralph in Jim’s comments
- @ScarlettHamptonx ETHAN NEEDS MOMMY SCAR DON’T YOU THINK SHOULD MOMMY GO TO MEXICO?
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-@ScarlettHamptonx like who doesn’t love a good porkchop

also a few ‘lol love Jim’ and ‘Jim W” thrown in there too.
WHO DOESN’T LOVE A GOOD PORKCHOP
she’s gold
This tard crossed romance could only happen now. Any other point in Ralph's life and we would have lost so much content in exchange for a typical junkie spiral.
 
Lmfao I don't check in on Ethan in like a year, and he's getting felted by some whore on the internet. guy's like your grandma's cooking or something, no matter how long you're away, you come back and it's just how you remember it.
 
Gunter S. Pigson vague posting about going to Colombia. Highly unlikely, he's broke and Daddy Huntard seems to have cut him off.
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All-Time Great Ethan Oliver Ralph who streams to 72 people from a pig sty in the third world. Even if this retarded statement didn't include him, it would be one of the most idiotic things ever written. Not a single one of the greatest men in history was a drunken reprobate drug addict.
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He obviously meant his great hero HST. They have a few things in common, that's true.
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Gunter S. Pigson vague posting about going to Colombia. Highly unlikely, he's broke and Daddy Huntard seems to have cut him off.
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All-Time Great Ethan Oliver Ralph who streams to 72 people from a pig sty in the third world. Even if this retarded statement didn't include him, it would be one of the most idiotic things ever written. Not a single one of the greatest men in history was a drunken reprobate drug addict.
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He obviously meant his great hero HST. They have a few things in common, that's true.
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I get why Ralph idolizes Hunter S. Thompson, but I'm always baffled by Ralph glomming onto his career post-Fear and Loathing. Not even the fucking book, but the movie!!! LOL. I'm sure (hope) Ralph read the book, but everyone knows that it's the movie he stylized his life over.

Which is evident as fuck with how Ralph proclaims himself a gonzo journalist while never leaving the house. (Or writing articles, but I digress.) The entire fucking point is that a journalist intertwines themselves with the story, and the only story Ralph intertwines himself with is his own miserable life. Just LOL.

TBF, he is doing a good job at that though, but I kinda doubt that was Ralph's objective as a self-proclaimed outlaw, gonzo journalist. It's, like many things Da Ralphamale, just so embarrassingly cringey and it makes me SICK.
 
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