🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[mickrussom]

crotchfruit

Nice

He wasn't in some of the more rural regions of the Netherlands. He wasn't in like Utrecht or anything. He was an Amsterdam. A place that spoke English probably better than London does.

To be fair, he was in Enschede (which is bitch hard to pronounce for non natives) as well as , I believe for a time, in Franeker / Peins / Leeuwarden as well in addition to Amsterdam. I think he was in Nieuw-Vennep area for a time. I'm not re-watching any of Tard's fucking shit, and he deleted a shitload of videos from Netherlands on top of it all, to get this all sorted where he was and when.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Mother fucker. At this point, why has he not just gotten some welfare dentures? Holy shit. Stop saving up for them fancy ass dental implants that you’ll never quite manage to get, & bite the bullet with them Medicare covered dentures, dude.

He's planning on implants? First of all, with what money lol. But more importantly with the rotten state of his teeth, and god knows how long since he's had regular checkups & cleanings, there's a good chance the underlying bone won't be able to support implants.

 

[Turquoise]

To be fair, he was in Enschede (which is bitch hard to pronounce for non natives) as well as , I believe for a time, in Franeker / Peins / Leeuwarden as well in addition to Amsterdam. I think he was in Nieuw-Vennep area for a time.

That's an anagram of Spine.

 

[3MMA]

He's planning on implants?

I like to be fair, & cognizant of accidentally starting rumors, so, no, never heard the Hexen Hammer claim that he’s planning on implants. I assumed so, as leaving his teeth rotting out of his head makes no sense, otherwise. In my mind, anyway. At the point Toothless Tarl is at, the amount of functional teeth he’s down to, it makes no sense why he hasn’t just gotten over himself & gotten the free dentures, unless he has dreams of grandeur, of flashy new implants.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Mother fucker. At this point, why has he not just gotten some welfare dentures? Holy shit. Stop saving up for them fancy ass dental implants that you’ll never quite manage to get, & bite the bullet with them Medicare covered dentures, dude. Think of them like a modern day peg-leg. Speaking of pirate things, I wonder what the Hexen Hammer thinks of the pirate pistol?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nOVpUSbvDso

I don't know, and the sight of that leather yoni on his scruffy head was disgusting, but now that he's laid off the pirate shtick, I'm glad we're all never going to let him live it down. Nyah-hahaha!

 

[Lukie]

Who did it better?

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Who did it better?

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Tarl's fucked better than Yoko.

 

[anscochrome]

Who did it better?

Gotta go with Lennon here. A gold record was recorded in that bed with a bunch of B celebrities ( Give Peace a Chance), and Al Capp showed up to the hotel suite to castigate Lennon for degeneracy in pursuing the bed-in for shallow publicity seeking. Tarl ain't getting either result in his current situation. edit-there is a huge irony in Lukie's post in that the photograph of the Lennon-Onos is from the Amsterdam Hilton Bed-in. Like Tarl, they eventually left Amsterdam as well

 

[Turquoise]

The "I want to die anyway" schtick ties in with his most recent video on Epicurus. "If you've got nothing, it can't get any worse, so just get drunk. I win again."

How do you help a guy who's never wrong?

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

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The "I want to die anyway" schtick ties in with his most recent video on Epicurus. "If you've got nothing, it can't get any worse, so just get drunk. I win again."

How do you help a guy who's never wrong?

If you picked him out of the gutter, he'd give you a gap-toothed grin and laugh at you for being an idiot. "I meant to do that!"

 

[TulpaTownW]

Styx has posted yet another "I'm dying" tweet to farm sympathy, while doing nothing to stop drinking.

Let's recap his "I'm dying timeline" and then his "My laptop is broken" from his tweets. im not going through all his videos but im sure there are countless more references in those

• ~January 12, 2026
  youtube livestream where he says he has worsening insomnia his "body is beginning to die" and he wont be around much longer, refuses to give details
• January 18, 2026
  "I find it kinda funny / And I find it kinda sad / The dreams in which I'm dying / Are the best I ever had"
• January 31, 2026
  "I'll give you a clue to what my terminal disease is in lyrical form.
  'Now I will be damaged for the rest of my life.'"

March 2026

• March 16, 2026
  "I had a stroke lol
  I can write, and I can kind of make videos, but my ability to read has been greatly diminished. [...]
  people will say this is attention seeking or something. I told you I was dying. I wasn't joking."
• March 17, 2026
  "LOL when I stroked out apparently I was all blue in the face and stuff. I just wish my mom had photographed my half dead body. I would have posted it and laughed about Morbid Stories."Stroke Man" will be a thing, I promise you. Read that in the voice of Sergeant Markoff."

April 2026

• April 9, 2026
  "Yes. It is terminal."

June 2026

• June 19, 2026
  "My stroke or aneurism or whatever the Hell it was has left my body weak and my vision is failing. Yet knowing that I will probably croak soon makes me elated. I laugh at things and find everything hysterical. Probably brain damage. LOL"

Laptop Timeline:

2019

• April 19, 2019
  "I begrudgingly have to crowdfund for a new computer since I dropped mine a few weeks after paying uncle sam his blood money. #crowdfunding #laptop #oopsie"
• April 20, 2019
  "Peoples' support far exceeded my needs, which means an upgrade to my technological capabilities. More content ahead! #Alienware #Update #Computer"
• April 22, 2019
  "The laptop has been ordered. If the last laptop was a beast this one is a gorgonic monstrosity concocted in the brain of a madman. I can't wait to unbox."
• April 23, 2019
  "Imagine you build an alienware 15 and upgrade it to the maximum possible extent. Those are the specs, basically.
  Got two years' accident insurance too, since I am obviously prone to doing dumb shit."
• April 28, 2019
  "Hey Dell before I shower is there any reason the alienware laptop I paid extra for express shipping on got updated to ship here a week after the initial expected range?"

2022

• March 6, 2022
  "My alienware is top end so I can't imagine it not being able to deal with any game from this gen." - I think this highlights his mentality that its so great and so when it breaks hes not getting a new one

2023

• September 16, 2023
  "I'm back. I had some severe technical difficulties there. My old laptop is kaput. I'll need to have it repaired- so for the foreseeable future I will probably do new tech and stream via Rumble. It will take me a while to figure everything out. Especially with Windows' new retard OS."
• September 18–19, 2023 (approx., key update)
  "My laptop is in the shop. Hopefully streaming will begin anew soon. Might take a week or so."
• September 22, 2023
  "To the now over 100 people asking what is going on with Youtube: I am currently loading only to Rumble and Bitchute.
  I cannot access Youtube because my laptop died and is being repaired, and like an idiot I did not back up my google codes to removable; how I managed this is a mystery to me. My backup phone meanwhile only works in the Netherlands so, be patient! Plenty of MRE videos and garden and forest updates soon!"
• September 24–25, 2023
  "To be clear, Youtube has not banned me. I can't use it because the only working recovery phone I have doesn't work in the US (it's a Dutch number) and my backup codes are saved on a computer that has died. Unless @TeamYouTube helps me with a workaround since I can obviously prove who I am."

2024

• Jan 3, 2024
  "On my other laptop, so links for my own convenience." (He puts some archive links here) - im adding this because it shows he has multiple laptops
• Jan 10, 2024
  "On other laptop, relayed for convenience."
• April 5, 2024
  "I'm stupid" moment ft. not having a recent backup of my edited works after having to restore my main computer. Two complete edited works and one half done, all lost. oops lol"
• September 18–19, 2023 (approx., key update)
  "My laptop is in the shop. Hopefully streaming will begin anew soon. Might take a week or so."

2025

• July 11, 2025
  "Problem: Friend logged me out of youtube not knowing how insane it is to log back in.
  Needed: I have backup codes but none work and I know the password but it likewise does not work. Google has no customer service. Intervention requested."

February 2026

• February 27, 2026
  "My computer is being fixed videos may be phone bases!"
• February 27, 2026
  "Rumors of my demise are vastly beyond reality. My computer meanwhile has...some issues lol"
• February 28, 2026
  "What the fuck did I wake up to in geopolitics? Let's just say I hope my computer is fixed quickly"
• February 28, 2026
  "My computer conks out right as a major war starts. Welp"
• March 2026
  • March 7, 2026
    "Computer is in the shop. The screen broke!"
  • March 7, 2026
    "...Very extensive video when my computer is functional."
  • March 24, 2026
    "Google is a strange company. I can access my email and blogspot, and I can literally do everything on youtube but I can't upload or use my studio. It keeps asking me to verify myself over and over. Hey @TeamYouTube fix this nonsense You won't even email me the verification code."
• April 2026
  • April 3, 2026
    "My Computer is not Working it is Non Functional. Plus Bear with Me."
  • April 25, 2026
    "Can't even make Morbid Stories without the laptop fml I have so many ideas"
• May 2026
  • May 1, 2026
    "Man it sucks that the official clanker laptop is in the shop"
  • May 13, 2026
    "The laptop should be restored. Gonna do a test in a bit and videos should resume tomorrow!"
  • May 31, 2026
    "Whatever the morons at the computer repair did it really messed up the laptop. Returns a CMOS error if it turns on at all."​

So basically 3 years of laptop issues and not fixing his 2FA with google/youtube to put a new one on a new phone. Hes also super entitled by going "@dell why is there a shipping delay" like hello sometimes there are delays you narcissist. Yet he also has a 2nd laptop? 6 months of still not dead, he could go on for 30 more years of this

 

[Lukie]

Devon Stack and Rebecca Hargraves mentioning Styx's fall off briefly.

If the time stamp doesn't work it's 137:30

 

[Leylon Sneed]

Yet he also has a 2nd laptop?

Does he? I guess if he does he didn't take it when he reenacted Escape From Vermont? Thanks for your autism, going thru his tweets must have been brutal.

 

[TulpaTownW]

Thanks for your autism, going thru his tweets must have been brutal.

mostly grok but i did think it was interesting, and i did verify a bunch of them to make sure there was no ai gaslighting
i also dispelled a rumor in my head from people suggesting he ran dono goals for charity laptops but didnt find that, just his givesendgo for his own personal one maybe people got him mixed up with someone else or i misread something at one point

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Does he? I guess if he does he didn't take it when he reenacted Escape From Vermont? Thanks for your autism, going thru his tweets must have been brutal.

Brutal, indeed. So, he uses laptop issues to excuse himself from content churning while he's busy working over a new conquest or getting drunk. And if that's not true, then he has the executive function of a grape.

 

[Adamska]

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The "I want to die anyway" schtick ties in with his most recent video on Epicurus. "If you've got nothing, it can't get any worse, so just get drunk. I win again."

How do you help a guy who's never wrong?

Buttchugging rotgut and refusing to eat anything but cold spaghetti-os ain't helping Tard.

TBH this just confirms you're too bitch made to slice out your own intestines with the fucking machete or whatever other mall ninja weapon you've been reduced to having. The boozing is suicide in the coward's way.

Imagine being this afraid of being forced to face your own self-inflicted consequences.

 

[White Christmas]

Laptop Timeline:

2019

• April 19, 2019
  "I begrudgingly have to crowdfund for a new computer since I dropped mine a few weeks after paying uncle sam his blood money. #crowdfunding #laptop #oopsie"
• April 20, 2019

This is a great timeline, although it is missing some crucial details.

He had already done another GFM to scam an Alienware laptop prior to this one, so the 2019 laptop grift was not his first. His prior free laptop grift was somewhere in the 2007 - 2012 timeframe. He has grifted for multiple new high end gaming laptops.

As I mentioned previously, his laptop GFMs have traditionally been his biggest cash cows, hence the now monthly laptop grifting and dry-begging.


Also, somewhere in the early "I am dying" timeline, he announced definitively that he would most likely be dead, probably like in a "week." He then proceeded to grift money off of his fake January death... for "his daughter," because apparently he doesn't need to raise her, but he wants us to pay for her because he is dead as of back in Jan.

 

[White Christmas]

If you remember, he had himself snipped so he could keep screwing his prey without the resulting crotchfruit. Artemis' advent must have rattled him.

Except now, you know.... brewer's droop, and he's shacking up in the Speed Queen Suite of a low-candlepower repressed virgin. Not a lot of worry-free sex, in other words. But wait, there's more! He's crowding forty, and he'll soon have benign prostatic hypertrophy, ear hair, and andropause! His fahnenstange is just a pee conduit, soon not to be so reliable, at that.

Lol (as Thtthyxtth might say)

You forgot the other spawn, as confirmed by his mother Pam, that the Farms has yet to confirm. At least 2 escaped the abortion blade or his "alchemical herbal abortive concoctions."

 

[Turquoise]

You forgot the other spawn, as confirmed by his mother Pam, that the Farms has yet to confirm. At least 2 escaped the abortion blade or his "alchemical herbal abortive concoctions."

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To whom does Tarl have a second daughter? Via which medium did Pam Warwick confirm this? Can I see a video of her saying it?

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

To whom does Tarl have a second daughter? Via which medium did Pam Warwick confirm this? Can I see a video of her saying it?

It may be the daughter of one of Tarl's discards. It may be the one Tarl refers to as his niece, though no blood relation. Mother Pam "adopted" this discarded girlfriend, who then had a daughter with some other guy.